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Hulkageddon V: Unholy Union update: TONIGHT AT 0:00

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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#81 - 2011-11-13 10:45:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
Helicity Boson wrote:
I think Lyris should be the super-duper-official comissioned Herald of Hulkageddon.

Is this a, uh, paid position? I do not do free endorsements, it's one of the conditions of my Licence to Post.

Self-assisted snipes are totally a thing that I do, being even so bold as to retroactively edit in a snipe.

:dealwizit:

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Neeb Neeb Nanu
Doomheim
#82 - 2011-11-13 14:48:36 UTC
Nerf Lyris
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
#83 - 2011-11-13 15:39:32 UTC
Neeb Neeb Nanu wrote:
Nerf Lyris


Buff Lyris

(+10% to posting power - +5 post per thread starting - +5 post per response post)

Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.                   And some days, you're just a man with a gun.

Tyrone Cashmoney
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#84 - 2011-11-13 15:45:01 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
http://www.machine9.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/hagV.jpg


Somebody write a Helicity Boson / The Mittani erotic fan fiction already.
Tyrone Cashmoney
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#85 - 2011-11-13 15:45:30 UTC
I meant Bosom.
Tyrone Cashmoney
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#86 - 2011-11-13 15:46:07 UTC
I'm saying Helicity has huge ****.
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
The Revenant Order
#87 - 2011-11-13 15:55:29 UTC
Contact me in game to arrange for construction of Thorax-class Cruisers for use in the event.

Will offer competitive pricing. First come, first serve.

Discounts offered for larger orders.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

||CEO: Order of the Shadow||Executor: The Revenant Order||Creator: Bowhead||

Tenris Anis
Schattenengel Clan
#88 - 2011-11-13 21:45:04 UTC
Elise DarkStar wrote:
Maybe all us miners should organize and stop mining and building all those modules and ships that you use? What would all you griefers do then?

(amidointhisrite?)


Refine their npc loot which they store since years?

Remove insurance.

enterprisePSI
#89 - 2011-11-13 22:31:33 UTC
remember kids. It only takes 10 velators to do the job :D

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#90 - 2011-11-14 00:08:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Contact me in game to arrange for construction of Thorax-class Cruisers for use in the event.

Will offer competitive pricing. First come, first serve.

Discounts offered for larger orders.

I would like to purchase 9,800 Thorax-class cruisers, please.

This is not a troll.


edit: Adjusted the number as to what could reasonably fit into a scalable number of Charons.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#91 - 2011-11-14 00:18:16 UTC
Mortis vonShadow wrote:
Neeb Neeb Nanu wrote:
Nerf Lyris


Buff Lyris

(+10% to posting power - +5 post per thread starting - +5 post per response post)

My posts are augmented.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
#92 - 2011-11-14 02:29:48 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:

My posts are augmented.


As they should be my friend.

Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.                   And some days, you're just a man with a gun.

Krios Ahzek
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#93 - 2011-11-14 04:48:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Krios Ahzek
Tyrone Cashmoney wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
http://www.machine9.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/hagV.jpg


Somebody write a Helicity Boson / The Mittani erotic fan fiction already.


It has to be written as a dramatic Romeo and Juliet type story.

Act 1: The young and innocent lovers meet for the first time in Jita local channel. Since the station's atmosphere is not yet decontaminated for capsuleer consumption, our two heroes cannot yet walk in stations and consummate their love physically. As they wait for the opportunity, they live a platonic love story through their pod's communication systems.

Act 2: Helicity introduces The Mittani to the new black market boosters that induce a form of shared erotic arousal, but the activation trigger happens to be the ganking of hapless mining ships . The couple quickly becomes addicted to the feeling, starting their descent into the hell of dread piratery. There's a very cute scene after a brutix drop where they imitate a sad, drug-fueled kiss by slowly bumping their pods together in a cute fashion. At the end of Act 2, they are on the run from Concord; a famous criminal couple, The Bonnie and Clyde of New Eden, yet they are happy as never before. An artificial, booster-induced happiness, but happiness still.

Meanwhile, in his lair, the deadly jealous Prencleeve Grothsmore invents a dastardly plan to steal his true love away from the unworthy Boson and return him to the righteous path of highsec carebearing...

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#94 - 2011-11-14 05:58:11 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Conflict.

http://www.machine9.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/hagV.jpg

Conflict is the life blood of New Eden.

Conflict is in the heart and soul of the Capsuleer.


Created by the artifice of man we transcend the limits of mortality and walk amongst the stars like Gods.

But the bloodline of Gods is tainted by weakness. The generations that have followed us have grown soft and weak. They cling to the skirts of the oppressive Empires that gave birth to them, they toil like slaves in the Asteroid Fields, they hide under the watchful gaze of CONCORD.

The dilution of our sacred blood must be ended, those who fear conflict will never grow strong, those that cower in slavery to the Empires will never grow strong. While their pitiful state continues, we are diminished as a whole.

So come now, all the outcasts, all the disenfranchised. The Brave, The Cruel, The Few. Come now and arm yourselves and strike down that which weakens us, so we may grow stronger.

The Empires seek to make you weak. And for their hubris, we will burn them to the ground. For we are capsuleers, and our very words and thoughts command the engines of War. We are Capsuleers, and we are Free.

...And this time we are not alone, our brethren from the outer rim, the mighty Goons have pledged their support, backed by their vast financial power we will carve a hole in the hearts of the weak and reap a bloody harvest.



There can be no other Destiny. Let them all burn.



[This has been a public service announcement by The Mittani and Helicity Boson. Coming to you early 2012, bounties on hulks! fabulous prizes! oceans of tears! More details ~soon~ ]


I like conflict. Of course, conflict of my own choosing. Indeed, let them all burn. Twisted
"If."
Zions Child
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#95 - 2011-11-15 03:24:22 UTC
I one hundred percent support this message. This post clearly has content, and is in no way intended to make sure that this topic doesn't fall to the second page.


So much waiting for 2012...
dethleffs
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#96 - 2011-11-15 10:22:10 UTC
Hurray!
Tenris Anis
Schattenengel Clan
#97 - 2011-11-15 10:52:58 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
I one hundred percent support this message. This post clearly has content, and is in no way intended to make sure that this topic doesn't fall to the second page.


So much waiting for 2012...


Why waiting, grab a mael, shoot a hulk, just to celebrate the announcement!

Remove insurance.

Geertruida Zelle
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#98 - 2011-11-15 11:28:20 UTC
+1 for this service

I will train mining 1 and loiter at an asteroid, just so i can say "I was (ganked) there"

Then I can legitimately cry to CCPetition because the mean kids pinched my breasts and stole my sweeties.


GZ

Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
The Revenant Order
#99 - 2011-11-15 13:57:56 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Contact me in game to arrange for construction of Thorax-class Cruisers for use in the event.

Will offer competitive pricing. First come, first serve.

Discounts offered for larger orders.

I would like to purchase 9,800 Thorax-class cruisers, please.

This is not a troll.


edit: Adjusted the number as to what could reasonably fit into a scalable number of Charons.


Dear sweet baby Jesus...

I'll be mining for the next 10 years just to get the minerals to build that many hulls. Well, looks like I need to get to work.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

||CEO: Order of the Shadow||Executor: The Revenant Order||Creator: Bowhead||

kratos candre
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#100 - 2011-11-15 17:17:45 UTC  |  Edited by: kratos candre
I don't often gank but when I do, I prefer Hulkageddon!Evil



LET THEM ALL BURN!!!!!!!!