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Praise Ye CCP, Bringers of Bacon, the one truth.
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Ugot Beef
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-07-17 07:31:08 UTC
This message was delivered by a prophet amongst us, a visionary with noble goals and an honest heart. I beg you to hear their words to allow our Universe to transcend to a new level of utopia and glory.

"It has recently come to my attention that neither the drop troops nor capsuleers of the EVE universe have access to the one thing that makes this planet great, the one thing that provided warmth, comfort or stability to our great civilization.

No, I am not talking about love, I talk about Bacon.

How are brave troops to be motivated and succeed against the odds?
How are our Capsuleers supposed to endure cataclysmic battles that rend the sky and shatter continents, without the one true goal in all our hearts, Bacon?

CCP, with power that is divine, holy, or though some wizardry of science; allow the toons of EVE be allowed the greatest love which is bacon


Yours faithfully"

Brothers! Sisters! It is time to unite!
To stand together for a greater cause!
To let it be known to the powers that be!
We require our overlords do that they wish impossible, to scour the universe for the one truth that we have been missing from our souls!
Bacon!
Geia Balbarosa
Dementia Interstellar Vehicle Association
#2 - 2013-07-17 07:36:56 UTC
Here, here!

"If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong." - Unknown
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#3 - 2013-07-17 08:12:38 UTC
coolest.

story.


















ever.
Ayla Crenshaw
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-07-17 09:44:45 UTC
Ugot Beef.

Ugot. Beef.

I smell a conspiracy here.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-07-17 11:57:16 UTC
and thus, Baconology was born
Onomerous
Negative-Impact
Sedition.
#6 - 2013-07-17 12:35:04 UTC
I volunteer to become a baconologist!! I'll get the skill books and get the training to V. Thanks for bringing this need to our attention.Cool
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-07-17 20:37:42 UTC
Since we are on the subject of sacred foods, where are my donuts CCP? You gave me a donut holder, but NOTHING TO PUT IN IT!
supernova ranger
The End of Eternity
#8 - 2013-07-17 20:39:52 UTC
I see it coming.... A gun in the shape of a pig that shoots bacon strips in DUST!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2013-07-17 22:31:54 UTC
I suggest CP implement Bacon Armor.

+100% deliciousness per level.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#10 - 2013-07-18 01:24:24 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I suggest CP implement Bacon Armor.

+100% deliciousness per level.


Ya know that totally explains why minmatar ships look that way, they been using it already!

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
Stiletto Ekanon
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-07-18 08:45:01 UTC
I second this motion. I'll have seconds of the bacon also. kthxbai!
Honey YumYum
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-07-19 06:09:07 UTC
I second this motion.
At least, have bacon in cargo pods in some mission... a man is not a camel
Ugot Beef
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-07-19 06:35:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Ugot Beef
Ayla Crenshaw wrote:
Ugot Beef.

Ugot. Beef.

I smell a conspiracy here.


No, Ayla Crenshaw - I saw the light. Now the only thing that is left to me is to repent! Repent and allow the One Truth to fill my stomach! Repent and spread the word of the one TRUE commodity! I shall not rest until all amongst us with hunger are sated!

Join with me in prayer, uniting us all in a common cause!


One swine, which art in Jove Space,
hallowed be thy name;
thy bacon hath come;
frying will be done,
in Empire as it is in NullSec.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And prepare us our sandwich,
a BLT feeds those whose hunger concerns us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism;
but deliver us from this evil.
[For thine is the crackling,
the ham, or the belly,
for ever and ever.]
Bacon.
David Kir
Errantry Armaments
#14 - 2013-07-19 11:59:19 UTC
Ugot Beef wrote:
Ayla Crenshaw wrote:
Ugot Beef.

Ugot. Beef.

I smell a conspiracy here.


No, Ayla Crenshaw - I saw the light. Now the only thing that is left to me is to repent! Repent and allow the One Truth to fill my stomach! Repent and spread the word of the one TRUE commodity! I shall not rest until all amongst us with hunger are sated!

Join with me in prayer, uniting us all in a common cause!


One swine, which art in Jove Space,
hallowed be thy name;
thy bacon hath come;
frying will be done,
in Empire as it is in NullSec.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And prepare us our sandwich,
a BLT feeds those whose hunger concerns us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism;
but deliver us from this evil.
[For thine is the crackling,
the ham, or the belly,
for ever and ever.]
Bacon.



One swine, which art in Jove Space,
hallowed be thy name;

HA
+1

Friends are like cows: if you eat them, they die.
Rayzilla Zaraki
Yin Jian Enterprises
#15 - 2013-07-19 12:26:45 UTC
Ugot Beef wrote:


No, I am not talking about love, I talk about Bacon.




Bacon is love.

Delicious, meat candy love.

Gate campers are just Carebears with anger issues.