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Are you Looking for a News Service More Reliable than EN24?
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Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-06-28 20:28:46 UTC
Who isn't?!
At Eveion (contraction of Eve Onion), we provide you with inside news of what's happening around the world of Eve, with our many reliable and respected sources providing you with all the information you need to know.
Eveion has already reported on two current affairs, to the acclaim of our readers. We promise to provide you with consistent, reliable and high quality reports from the four corners of Eve, and that centre part.
In Post 1, we take a behind the scenes look at what's really happening on the CFC side of the war.
In Post 2, we look at CVAs controversial policy of banning wormhole transit because 'it hurts them'.
Enjoy!

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Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-06-28 20:33:02 UTC
That name is terrible.
Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-06-28 20:34:39 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
That name is terrible.


True, but calling it 'The Eve Onion' sounded too flairless.

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Solaris Ecladia
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-06-28 20:39:35 UTC
With a name like EvE Onion, Im sure the news there will be so factual I wont even believe my eyes.
Burseg Sardaukar
Free State Project
#5 - 2013-06-28 20:41:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Burseg Sardaukar
This is awesome! It appears my Alliance aren't the only people that use "ion" as a generic suffix where it doesn't belong!

Example: Dominix-ion, Hyper-ion-ion, Damnat-ion-ion.

Edit: After actually reading the articles, I found them quite funny. keep up the good work.

Can't wait to dual box my Dust toon and EVE toon on the same machine!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2013-06-28 21:10:26 UTC
I find the incoherent ramblings of the 90 year old woman living beneath the overpass with 2 cats in her shopping cart to be a more reliable news source than EN24.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-06-28 21:48:07 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I find the incoherent ramblings of the 90 year old woman living beneath the overpass with 2 cats in her shopping cart to be a more reliable news source than EN24.



I find my cat to be a more reliable news source than EN24.

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Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#8 - 2013-06-28 22:33:04 UTC
Fear not citizens, if there's anything you need to know about EVE, James 315 will put it on www.minerbumping.com for your convenience.

Go with the Code.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#9 - 2013-06-28 22:51:25 UTC
Tubrug1 wrote:
Are you Looking for a News Service More Reliable than EN24?

NO!

Oh god.
Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-06-29 02:09:31 UTC
Galaxy Chicken wrote:
Fear not citizens, if there's anything you need to know about EVE, James 315 will put it on www.minerbumping.com for your convenience.

Go with the Code.


How about no? Or...no? Or even, you guessed it, no?

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#11 - 2013-06-29 02:14:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Azami Nevinyrall
Tubrug1 wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I find the incoherent ramblings of the 90 year old woman living beneath the overpass with 2 cats in her shopping cart to be a more reliable news source than EN24.



I find my cat to be a more reliable news source than EN24.

A cat on acid covered in tinfoil is more reliable...

-Edit-

Actually, this guy is a more reliable source then EN24.

...
Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-06-29 03:38:45 UTC
Tubrug1 wrote:
Who isn't?!
At Eveion (contraction of Eve Onion)


Ouch.

For a news site, that's going to sink overnight.

_"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." _ ~George Orwell
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#13 - 2013-06-29 03:51:49 UTC
My inner voices are a more reliable news source than EN24.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-29 08:27:33 UTC
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Galaxy Chicken wrote:
Fear not citizens, if there's anything you need to know about EVE, James 315 will put it on www.minerbumping.com for your convenience.

Go with the Code.


How about no? Or...no? Or even, you guessed it, no?


Bumphurt?

Writer of The Eve Onion

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Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-06-29 08:28:24 UTC
Ace Uoweme wrote:
Tubrug1 wrote:
Who isn't?!
At Eveion (contraction of Eve Onion)


Ouch.

For a news site, that's going to sink overnight.


It's....It's not a real news site.

Writer of The Eve Onion

I have a Twitter
Eli Kzanti
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-06-29 08:37:46 UTC
Oh god its tubby trying to be funny again...
Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-06-29 08:56:31 UTC
Eli Kzanti wrote:
Oh god its tubby trying to be funny again...


This is more funny than my banter in local when I decced you.

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Eli Kzanti
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2013-06-29 09:22:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Eli Kzanti
Tubrug1 wrote:
Eli Kzanti wrote:
Oh god its tubby trying to be funny again...


This is more funny than my banter in local when I decced you.

Well this is true, mainly because your banter was terrible :P I still chuckle every time I see your corpses in my cans...

Credit where its due, though, your banter WAS more entertaining than the banter of those I have fought since...


Edit: oh hey I actually read it and it was quite funny <_< thats weird. Well done.
Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-06-29 11:33:53 UTC
Eli Kzanti wrote:
Tubrug1 wrote:
Eli Kzanti wrote:
Oh god its tubby trying to be funny again...


This is more funny than my banter in local when I decced you.

Well this is true, mainly because your banter was terrible :P I still chuckle every time I see your corpses in my cans...

Credit where its due, though, your banter WAS more entertaining than the banter of those I have fought since...


Edit: oh hey I actually read it and it was quite funny <_< thats weird. Well done.


My corpses as in my personal corpses or the corpses I own that I dropped? Because I haven't left a personal corpse behind in a while.

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-06-29 11:47:05 UTC
Quote:
Are you Looking for a News Service More Reliable than EN24?


Stopped at 2nd paragraph, if imho EN24 is trash I have to say the content in only 2 paragraphs is full of junk.

Came expecting a good writing, leaving disappointed for being hard trolled.

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