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[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#261 - 2013-06-16 01:20:58 UTC
Jacob Alduin wrote:
You children are so cute. :)

You more than likely have heard from every single other WT in your past, making claims of "we'll do this!" or "We'll do that!". You might not think we're different yet, but just watch us. You can't beat an idea. Killing newbies won't get you very far though, it'll be temporary. Those newbies will learn from the mistakes, and come back stronger.

Suffice to say, no setback is too big for us. We have competent pilots who know a thing or two about a thing or two. You have shinys, we have practicality and freedom of thoughts and ideas between members.

Let's see who goes down first, cause it won't be us.

<3


Quoted for posterity. Also, hahahahahaha.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#262 - 2013-06-16 01:32:04 UTC
rswfire wrote:
Also, fairly certain at this point they were hired by other bullies, so yes, we do realize you're watching.

Why would a bully hire a different bully to do his bullying? It's like a kid hiring another kid to eat his ice cream.
rswfire
#263 - 2013-06-16 01:40:26 UTC  |  Edited by: rswfire
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#264 - 2013-06-16 02:28:37 UTC
So if you want somebody to be as butthurt as this guy It's pretty obvious who you need to call.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#265 - 2013-06-16 02:38:24 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
So if you want somebody to be as butthurt as this guy It's pretty obvious who you need to call.


If I said Ghostbusters, would that be self defeating?

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#266 - 2013-06-16 02:41:12 UTC
You can't trust Ghostbusters, they aren't even a TEST subsidiary.
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#267 - 2013-06-18 13:26:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Jake Patton
Our internet douchebaggery has even led to butthurt under those who are too silly to play this beautiful game.

Today's a great day to unleash a bunch of assholes in spaceships upon your enemies (or friends). Contact us!
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#268 - 2013-06-18 15:22:34 UTC
22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts.
ROFL.

If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week?
Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.

Get back to me soon ok?
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#269 - 2013-06-18 20:04:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Jake Patton
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts.
ROFL.

If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week?
Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.

Get back to me soon ok?

Yeah, you should definitely hire TEST for your merc contracts! Because they have 11k members they must be the best choice, right?

Smart people actually prefer quality over quantity for some cases. Obviously you're not one of them.

Maybe you should go spend more time on your avatar.
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#270 - 2013-06-18 22:00:45 UTC
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts.
ROFL.

If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week?
Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.

Get back to me soon ok?



lololol tardboi
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#271 - 2013-06-19 12:13:25 UTC
Jake Patton wrote:
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts.
ROFL.

If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week?
Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.

Get back to me soon ok?

Yeah, you should definitely hire TEST for your merc contracts! Because they have 11k members they must be the best choice, right?

Smart people actually prefer quality over quantity for some cases. Obviously you're not one of them.

Maybe you should go spend more time on your avatar.




mmmm tears a' la mode.

Cest la vie, mon ami.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#272 - 2013-06-19 13:12:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
Jake Patton wrote:
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts.
ROFL.

If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week?
Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.

Get back to me soon ok?

Yeah, you should definitely hire TEST for your merc contracts! Because they have 11k members they must be the best choice, right?

Smart people actually prefer quality over quantity for some cases. Obviously you're not one of them.

Maybe you should go spend more time on your avatar.




mmmm tears a' la mode.

Cest la vie, mon ami.


Is it just me...

Or has the meaning of tears changed? If that is the case... You might as well say posting under a NPC corp alt is tears.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Solderan
Intergalactic Combined Technologies
#273 - 2013-06-19 13:35:53 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:


EDIT: OMG your "Why we Fight" speech is adorable! You go little William Wallace! You fight for your freedom from tyranny!

They may take our pods but they'll never take our FREEDOM! Sorry I had to, flame on!
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#274 - 2013-06-19 13:44:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Tah'ris Khlador
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts.
ROFL.

If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week?
Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.

Get back to me soon ok?


Confirming we keep our alliance full of non-useful characters to intimidate people from war deccing us.

I'm actually low on ibis's atm...need to go wh0re myself around a bit.

EDIT: Okay, why the hell is the correct spelling of "wh0re" filtered?

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Marianne Pollard
Doomheim
#275 - 2013-06-19 14:11:46 UTC
Who's that James Brooks guy? He doesn't appear to be up to scratch.

Mocking the afflicted since 2013.

Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#276 - 2013-06-19 15:18:49 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
EDIT: Okay, why the hell is the correct spelling of "wh0re" filtered?


^ Rumor has it that your mom was spamming 'WTS : me" ads all over the forums.


Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#277 - 2013-06-19 15:26:16 UTC
Marianne Pollard wrote:
Who's that James Brooks guy? He doesn't appear to be up to scratch.

I honestly don't know what the problem was, but it's solved now.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#278 - 2013-06-19 20:08:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Tah'ris Khlador
My mother is dead, you bastard! It was clearly my father making those posts.

EDIT: Confangled mobile interent devices, always clicking the wrong quote buttons.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

rswfire
#279 - 2013-06-19 21:40:56 UTC
We are presently at war with Break-a-Wish Foundation.

It is not clear if we will reach a peaceful resolution or not, although it has been discussed. I have an enormous amount of respect for Vimsy after a dialogue we shared, and for that reason and that reason alone I came here to remove the posts I made previously. While some of what I said can be read in quotes that have been left, I hope that others will overlook them.

First, I want to say that I regretted some of the posts I made when I woke up the next morning. That is the honest truth. I don't feel they really represent my values very well. I think a few things contributed, one of them being medication for the flu, but that's no excuse or justification for having made the posts in the first place.

Second, I want to be very plain and say that BAW are exceptionally talented at what they do. I never tried to imply otherwise. I have friends in the merc community, and every single one of them had nothing but praise for them. They are superior to us and I don't feel shame in saying so, because facts are facts. We're a training corp and we're still learning.

And finally, even if this war does not end, I stand by everything I just said above. This is coming from me personally; whatever happens in this war is between our two respective alliances. I don't have a vendetta against these guys; we have merc friends and we support that community. There's a very big difference between an out-and-out bully and a mercenary. They serve a very real purpose in Eve.

So I want to apologize. My posts were out of line, and they should not have been made here.
Sissy Sockpuppet
Doomheim
#280 - 2013-06-20 08:21:18 UTC
rswfire wrote:
We are presently at war with Break-a-Wish Foundation.

It is not clear if we will reach a peaceful resolution or not, although it has been discussed. I have an enormous amount of respect for Vimsy after a dialogue we shared, and for that reason and that reason alone I came here to remove the posts I made previously. While some of what I said can be read in quotes that have been left, I hope that others will overlook them.

First, I want to say that I regretted some of the posts I made when I woke up the next morning. That is the honest truth. I don't feel they really represent my values very well. I think a few things contributed, one of them being medication for the flu, but that's no excuse or justification for having made the posts in the first place.

Second, I want to be very plain and say that BAW are exceptionally talented at what they do. I never tried to imply otherwise. I have friends in the merc community, and every single one of them had nothing but praise for them. They are superior to us and I don't feel shame in saying so, because facts are facts. We're a training corp and we're still learning.

And finally, even if this war does not end, I stand by everything I just said above. This is coming from me personally; whatever happens in this war is between our two respective alliances. I don't have a vendetta against these guys; we have merc friends and we support that community. There's a very big difference between an out-and-out bully and a mercenary. They serve a very real purpose in Eve.

So I want to apologize. My posts were out of line, and they should not have been made here.


Good conscience and honor has no place here.

Get out, and take your morals with you.

Also, epic troll, 10/10.