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Did I anger a God?

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Saladinae
Red Pill Gaming Syndicate
Brotherhood of Spacers
#1 - 2013-06-18 10:08:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Saladinae
Mittens was speaking in the channel.

I didn't realize it was God himself.

I said "check' and "shut up".

Then my client crashed.

Did I anger a God?

Winmatar > Everything else
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Deepwater Hooligans
#2 - 2013-06-18 10:30:58 UTC
Saladinae wrote:
Mittens was speaking in the channel.

I didn't realize it was God himself.

I said "check' and "shut up".

Then my client crashed.

Did I anger a God?



You worship lawyers with tantrums? I'm an Atheist personally I don't believe a word he claims Roll
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#3 - 2013-06-18 10:31:58 UTC
Pseudo-Internet gods cannot make your client crash.
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#4 - 2013-06-18 10:44:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
There are two possible answers to this question.

1. No.
2. Yes.


If 2, ban for hacking. If 1 congratulate yourself on being the founder of a new religion, one that is actually less silly than most out there (ie, Mittenz actually exists). Being less silly wont win you any awards though. Probably best to not be silly at all.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
Saladinae
Red Pill Gaming Syndicate
Brotherhood of Spacers
#5 - 2013-06-18 10:47:18 UTC
Tara Read wrote:



You worship lawyers with tantrums? I'm an Atheist personally I don't believe a word he claims Roll


I enter the temple (website) and mail him my prayer everyday.

Winmatar > Everything else
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#6 - 2013-06-18 11:12:36 UTC
Saladinae wrote:
Mittens was speaking in the channel.

I didn't realize it was God himself.

I said "check' and "shut up".

Then my client crashed.

Did I anger a God?

Yes, yes you did.

Now smash your face against a wall 10 times, then set yourself on fire.

Take pictures.

...
Saladinae
Red Pill Gaming Syndicate
Brotherhood of Spacers
#7 - 2013-06-18 11:14:46 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Saladinae wrote:
Mittens was speaking in the channel.

I didn't realize it was God himself.

I said "check' and "shut up".

Then my client crashed.

Did I anger a God?

Yes, yes you did.

Now smash your face against a wall 10 times, then set yourself on fire.

Take pictures.


I shall do it with honor and piety.

Winmatar > Everything else
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-06-18 11:18:53 UTC
the brown nosing is strong in this one
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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#9 - 2013-06-18 11:21:32 UTC
I'm semi hoping this is a troll.

...
Signal11th
#10 - 2013-06-18 11:22:35 UTC
J3ssica Alba wrote:
the brown nosing is strong in this one



lol, Why anyone would worship some dude who plays a computer game is beyond me although saying that I'm an Atheist and I think blindly following anything is slightly silly.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Saladinae
Red Pill Gaming Syndicate
Brotherhood of Spacers
#11 - 2013-06-18 11:24:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Saladinae
J3ssica Alba wrote:
the brown nosing is strong in this one


The Almighty does not defecate blasphemer.

Winmatar > Everything else
Signal11th
#12 - 2013-06-18 11:26:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Signal11th
Saladinae wrote:
J3ssica Alba wrote:
the brown nosing is strong in this one


No God .



Fixed that for you so this silly thread gets locked.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Spurty
#13 - 2013-06-18 11:28:48 UTC
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Saladinae wrote:
Mittens was speaking in the channel.

I didn't realize it was God himself.

I said "check' and "shut up".

Then my client crashed.

Did I anger a God?

Yes, yes you did.

Now smash your face against a wall 10 times, then set yourself on fire.

Take pictures.


/ME CRINGES!!

Clearly EVE players have learned nothing from history.

Inciting harm on people in real-life is a no-no, no matter how 'obvious' *you think* it looks.

One news reporter looking for fame can take your 3 lines and run articles about how despicable people that play games are.

Thanks a bunch for feeding their flames mate :-/

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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Saladinae
Red Pill Gaming Syndicate
Brotherhood of Spacers
#14 - 2013-06-18 11:30:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Saladinae
I hear His voice...

Winmatar > Everything else
Saladinae
Red Pill Gaming Syndicate
Brotherhood of Spacers
#15 - 2013-06-18 11:33:24 UTC
Signal11th wrote:
Saladinae wrote:
J3ssica Alba wrote:
the brown nosing is strong in this one


No God .



Fixed that for you so this silly thread gets locked.



He is an Amarrian God, and thus can never be locked away from the faithful.

Winmatar > Everything else
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#16 - 2013-06-18 11:42:03 UTC
Spurty wrote:
Azami Nevinyrall wrote:
Saladinae wrote:
Mittens was speaking in the channel.

I didn't realize it was God himself.

I said "check' and "shut up".

Then my client crashed.

Did I anger a God?

Yes, yes you did.

Now smash your face against a wall 10 times, then set yourself on fire.

Take pictures.


/ME CRINGES!!

Clearly EVE players have learned nothing from history.

Inciting harm on people in real-life is a no-no, no matter how 'obvious' *you think* it looks.

One news reporter looking for fame can take your 3 lines and run articles about how despicable people that play games are.

Thanks a bunch for feeding their flames mate :-/

Go write a EVE News 24 article why dont you?

...
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#17 - 2013-06-18 11:42:40 UTC
Relevant link for an irrelevant thread.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#18 - 2013-06-18 11:50:08 UTC
It is not a True Faith unless it involves blooding

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Tesco Ergo Sum
#19 - 2013-06-18 12:23:50 UTC
Saladinae wrote:
Mittens was speaking in the channel.

I didn't realize it was God himself.

I said "check' and "shut up".

Then my client crashed.

Did I anger a God?


Congratulations, you've just won the EVE Online True Stories competition!

Oh... wait...
Logan Brewster
Personal Future Confectioners
#20 - 2013-06-18 12:31:10 UTC
Saladinae wrote:
Mittens was speaking in the channel.

I didn't realize it was God himself.

I said "check' and "shut up".

Then my client crashed.

Did I anger a God?


Yes. That is exactly what happened. Technically your heretic words killed his ego for a minute creating huge vacuum in the multiverse which sucked in the servers.

Luckily God recovered quickly with a glas of JM.
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