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The Greater Fool Bar

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1921 - 2013-06-02 09:08:27 UTC
*8 struts in and plops down next to Kirjava, and starts running her fingers through his hair

"Kirjava, I just caught a suspect covetor and killed it and his pod. I'm a little excited right now, will you take me home Blink"

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1922 - 2013-06-02 09:13:59 UTC
*Wordlessly seizes 8 and carries her over his shoulder with one arm, carrying her off to his quarters*

"Life is good, tell me about how you hunted it down and crushed it Twisted"

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1923 - 2013-06-02 09:15:33 UTC
*walks in to find the bar empty of 8

"hey, where did 8 go? I told her I'd get these pictures developed and meet her here. weird."
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1924 - 2013-06-02 09:17:02 UTC
*Pops back in to pickup his wallet from the bar, a giggling and wriggling 8 slung over him*

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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1925 - 2013-06-02 09:23:10 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
And I get the feeling I'm one of the few straight men in the bar.

Surreounded by ladies, but they all want each other.

Ah well, at least I get a show with my drinks Big smile

*giggles*
OR you are currently carrying one of us on your shoulder to the backrooms OR you get smothered onstage by Alice OR you get pressed by ALice in some other girls pillows OR,....
*continues a daylong monologue finished by:*
Isn't live great?? \^-^/

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1926 - 2013-06-02 09:23:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
Kirjava wrote:
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
(meta snippet)

Out of Pod Experience: where 95% of the subscribers are male, 50% of the characters are female en 95% of the female characters are lesbian.Lol

(/meta snippet)

And I get the feeling I'm one of the few straight men in the bar.

Surreounded by ladies, but they all want each other.

Ah well, at least I get a show with my drinks Big smile

(/meta : I'm assuming everyone here is male and playing it up for the lols and RP, are you saying that someone here is actually female? Shocked )


Don't feel so alone Kirj, albeit you got no business with Yiole and me, maybe Ishtanchuk could think differently?

(meta: I don't think anyone dared to state she being a female here (OOPE), of all places. But then lesbian stuff is the usual drill when heterosexual men RP female (men love women, thus men RP women who love women), and so that's why I decided very early to resist the temptation and keep my gurrls heterosexual even if I had to invent RP men for them. The whole point is, i see chars as tools, not as incarnations. And my tools are perfectly fit to get done to them what men like to do to women.Blink).
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1927 - 2013-06-02 09:29:29 UTC
*7 sees 8's hindquarters slung over Kirjava's shoulder and looks away to stare off into space...

"oh. well that's interesting."
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1928 - 2013-06-02 09:35:34 UTC
Kainos Kerensky wrote:
"Sir, reports indicate that the ships in question are recent attendents of the bar. They were part of the engagement that happened the morning before our arrival, bit of peace keepers I suppose but we know nothing of the story short of they are being engaged and are outnumbered heavily."

Nice story hooking!!! =)

There's only a little issue:
My story already happened in the past during the hours BEFORE the initial engagement and are somewhat "prehistory" leading to "The Battle at The Greater Fool Bar" (hehe, that sounds funny ^-^)

so unless Kai is a timetraveler, I am so free to assume that his First Officer is just a little ....dizzy... Blink

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#1929 - 2013-06-02 10:46:36 UTC
(meta: indeed, some of it have gone quite out of control. I must admit that it has become too much for my taste. Miz is and will stay straight, but so far, none of the men has given it a shot)

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1930 - 2013-06-02 11:03:11 UTC
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1931 - 2013-06-02 11:05:50 UTC
*walks over to Miz and spends her a drink*
...Have you tried Kir's "shoulder to go" service yet? Blink

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1932 - 2013-06-02 11:10:22 UTC
*Reappears briefly again with a slightly dishevelled 8 on his left shoulder. Throwing Chloe over the right shoulder he disappears as quickly as he appeared in the first place*

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Kainos Kerensky
The Forsakened Few
We Forsakened Few
#1933 - 2013-06-02 11:11:25 UTC
"Exiting warp in five, four, ready, steady, on field" declared the helmsman!

"Report contacts, hail the distressed vessels, standby overload all skirmish modules" Kerensky replied quickly.

There was a pause as the bridge crew went about their jobs but realized there was no possibility of following the sky marshal's orders. Being booted into the ship Kerensky simultaniously realized something was very wrong.

"Tactical, am I seeing this right?" Kerensky looked puzzled.

"Sir, theres nothing here, just debris" came the confused response from the ship's operations officer.

"Are we too late?"

"No sir, this debris is old, this has been here, scans show signs of solar damage and particle dispersion from multilple small impacts."

"What the hell is going on here?" Kerensky stood, the connectors to his spine disengaging as he walked towards the holoscreen. "Condition alpha, all hands prepare for contact. Something isnt right." The kalxons blared again and the lights dimmed, crimson flashes eminating from the status indicator lights.

"Sir I've got something, its in one of the wrecks." The ops officer sounded startled and hesitated, "sir its a signal beacon, it appears to have broadcast emissions and subspace frequences, what we detected had already happened, this was-"

"A trap," Kainos interupted "Bring us about, helm new course bearing-"

"Sir! Contacts, multiple contacts decloaking off the port side" the operations officer interjected quickly.

"New course bearing 420 mark 575 full impulse prepare to warp" Kainos exclaimed quickly and ressumed his seat, the augmentations re-attaching him to the command chair.

"Tactical analysis complete, two Jovian battlecruisers, Gnosis class, one Falcon recon vessel, three Nemesis class bombers, and four immolator class fighters, unknown alliegance, attempting hailing frequencies." The operations officer paused for a split second before adding, "They've locked us, we're being interdicted, warp drive operation disrupted, incomming torpedoes!"

"All stations brace for impact!" Kainos's hands blured across his holo controls and the ship reacted instantly turning into the hostile entities. The Infallible Justice's engines flared to life, her microwarpdrive engaged. "Ready cyno field, target the two closest bombers and split stasis webifiers on them, single stack guns, overload two volleys on the first locked bomber." Kainos had a look of steal upon his face as the crew sent out subspace transmissions to the SOTR fleet and complied instantly with the battle commands. Kainos inhaled deeply and calmly remarked; "Per bellum immortali..."

Kainos Kerensky "Prepare for teh Vandersex!"

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#1934 - 2013-06-02 11:17:37 UTC
*Miz hears 7 and then replies:

"What, you dont find me attractive?"

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Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1935 - 2013-06-02 11:27:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Chloe Kaltana
*waves with arms and hocks while being carried away by the "shoulder to go" service*
Uhh..hey Eight,...

...wheeeooooeeeiiiiiiiii
\o/
|
/\


(@Kai: Yay!! ^-^)

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1936 - 2013-06-02 11:47:15 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
(meta: indeed, some of it have gone quite out of control. I must admit that it has become too much for my taste. Miz is and will stay straight, but so far, none of the men has given it a shot)


(meta: we could use more males, actually, and more willing to hit some of the females here. It was a lucky coincidence that i thought that Yiole & Random could do a good couple and that he agrees to play that game. What's funnier is that somehow i figured that exotic dancers and waitresses would come to play sooner than later because of lack of females...Lol)
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1937 - 2013-06-02 13:41:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Darker Days Are Yet To Come

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---11:44 LTZ---

“Five down, the rest is closing on our position and activates stasis webs! Enemy cruisers and battleships now in firing range!"



“Multiple incoming cruise missiles heading for us and the Aurora, prepare for impact!”

“Activate drones and point defense systems! Concentrate on missiles heading for the Aurora first and switch main guns onto those warships!”

*Zoe takes a brief note on the scan analysis of the attacking ships. They are a mixed group consisting of mainly amarrian ships but also some caldarie and even minmatar. “IMPACT!!” In this moment, several incoming missiles hit the Atlantia’s shields, shaking the interiour roughly. The years in a pod had made Zoe to forget about these physical consequences of ship to ship combat and her hip makes a very uncomfortable contact with the tactical table, while several bridge systems overload and spraying sparks.*

“(…)…f…Focus on those bloody ravens first! We need to lower the attackers long range damage capabilities!”

“Aye Sir!”

*throughout the Atlantia’s hull several covers open up revealing multiple 30mm micro guns immediately opening their rapid fire supported by mobilized drones onto the now circling frigates and incoming warheads, taking them out one by one*

“Sir! The Aurora starts her afterburners and gets on a getaway course. The ships marker lights are starting to blink in a strange…wait, it’s morse! Hang on,…

---xo and most of bridge crew dead---commander is trapped in malfunctioning pod, live signs falling/ressurection functions disabled---following standard protocol for deep-space defense---awaiting further orders---

*Zoe tries not to let this report come close to her, since she’s alive at least…somehow…but there’s again that striking uncomfortable ache in her stomach*

“Align behind Aurora! Full speed! And get those tackling blowflies down! Warp drive status?”

“Still compromised, engineering needs more time!”
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1938 - 2013-06-03 09:53:42 UTC
*Kicks open the shelter buried in the depths of the station. Lights are off, power cables blown and the air tastes stale, only pale blue emergency lighting on the wall... ceiling.... on second thought the gravity seems to be turned off too*

"Hello? Anyone alive out here?"

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1939 - 2013-06-03 11:17:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Kirjava finally reaches the corridors outside TGFB. Gravitation still seems working here and a large crowd of people stands near TGFB's entry. Suddenly one of the crowd members turns and makes AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAAHAAAHAAAA

...Kir burns back to TGFB's gate
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#1940 - 2013-06-03 11:36:22 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
*Kicks open the shelter buried in the depths of the station. Lights are off, power cables blown and the air tastes stale, only pale blue emergency lighting on the wall... ceiling.... on second thought the gravity seems to be turned off too*

"Hello? Anyone alive out here?"



"I'm alive!!!!! Looks like my hair made it out in one piece too."

*Jumps up and down with joy*

"Lets all have some cake to celebrate."