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The Greater Fool Bar

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Being PVP'd
Kaalakiota Command Solutions
#1561 - 2013-05-28 09:57:17 UTC
*the pair of fresh capsuleer recruits with Zero likes struts into the greater fool bar like they own the place.

*They received their pilot certifications less than a few weeks before, and have been telling the girls they know back home that they're bad ass pilots now.

*Being PVP'd still flies an ibis.
Falalalala Lalalala
Doomheim
#1562 - 2013-05-28 09:57:20 UTC
*Falalalala Lalalala also flies and ibis, and is gay

*queues Haddaway - What is Love? on the jukebox and looks around with his new Corp Mate. the bar is empty.

"hey Being PVP'd, let's drink ALCOHOL!"
Being PVP'd
Kaalakiota Command Solutions
#1563 - 2013-05-28 09:59:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Being PVP'd
"good idea, maybe this place is livelier sometimes, who knows. let's get a drink."

*Being PVP'd and Falalalala Lalalala take seats at the bar and hold their freshly laminated pilot certifications at the ready.

*they look up at the holoscreen and see the bright marquee that says "INCURSION WARNING" and become deeply concerned.
Falalalala Lalalala
Doomheim
#1564 - 2013-05-28 10:01:14 UTC
Falalalala Lalalala opens his wallet with a showy motion, and says to Being PVP'd.

"I just sold some loot from a belt rat, I have sooo much ISK right now"
Being PVP'd
Kaalakiota Command Solutions
#1565 - 2013-05-28 10:01:38 UTC
*Being PVP'd is secretly jealous but hides it.

"oh yeah? how much? bet it's not more than me."
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1566 - 2013-05-28 10:01:59 UTC
*Bellows loudly*

"NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!" Big smile

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Falalalala Lalalala
Doomheim
#1567 - 2013-05-28 10:02:16 UTC
*Falalalala Lalalala holds his ISK up to Being PVP'd's face:

"ONE HUNDRED FIFTY ISK, *****."
Being PVP'd
Kaalakiota Command Solutions
#1568 - 2013-05-28 10:03:11 UTC
*Being PVP'd feels ashamed at Falalalala Lalalala having one hundred more ISK than him, and tries to act cool by saying what's up to Kirjava

"What's up?"
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#1569 - 2013-05-28 10:03:57 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
*Bellows loudly*

"NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!" Big smile



LolLolLolLol

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1570 - 2013-05-28 10:04:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Kirjava
"Meh, not much"

*Orders the 20M isk Minmatar cigars, and lights it with a burning million isk bill*

*Things for a second and orders one for Alice too* Twisted

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Being PVP'd
Kaalakiota Command Solutions
#1571 - 2013-05-28 10:05:48 UTC
*Being PVP'd and Falalalala Lalalala notice Alice Saki and straighten their shoulders.

Being PVP'd says to Falalalala Lalalala in a voice that is too loud to be cool:

"Dude! a girl!"
Falalalala Lalalala
Doomheim
#1572 - 2013-05-28 10:06:33 UTC
"Falalala Lalalala suddenly acts straight, at the sight of Alice
Being PVP'd
Kaalakiota Command Solutions
#1573 - 2013-05-28 10:07:18 UTC
*looks at Kirjava

"Hey, what does the "M" stand for in 20 M ISK??"
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1574 - 2013-05-28 10:08:50 UTC
Million.

ie 10^6 Isk.

*Takes a deep puff*

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Falalalala Lalalala
Doomheim
#1575 - 2013-05-28 10:09:19 UTC
*Falalalala Lalalala, feeling like a big shot, orders a round on him. he places a 5 ISK coin on the counter and winks at the bartender "that's for you"
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#1576 - 2013-05-28 10:09:40 UTC
Why Thank you Kirjava Blink

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Being PVP'd
Kaalakiota Command Solutions
#1577 - 2013-05-28 10:10:55 UTC
*Being PVP'd has a small aneurism but manages to hide it with nublet pride:

"cool, bro, that must be a good cigar."

*Being PVP'd pretends Alice didn't hear what he just asked Kirjava, and clears his throat:

"SUP baby girl! guess what, I'm a PILOT."
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1578 - 2013-05-28 10:10:58 UTC
"Any time my dear" *extends the flaming bill to light the cigar for her*

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Falalalala Lalalala
Doomheim
#1579 - 2013-05-28 10:12:41 UTC
*Falalalala Lalalala backs up his wing man.

"YEP. we're so bad ass. every time we dock, they give us an Ibis .... pre-fitted."
Being PVP'd
Kaalakiota Command Solutions
#1580 - 2013-05-28 10:14:07 UTC
*Being PVP'd misses his wingman's gesture, and instead feels threatened. he becomes more aggressive and blocks Falalalala Lalalala with his body.

"Hey, so, I'm Being PVP'd, what's your name baby doll?"