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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1361 - 2013-05-27 09:38:16 UTC
but... the butt!

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1362 - 2013-05-27 10:11:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6639
Rain6637 wrote:
If you can find room in your schedule, please swing... by and crash with us, Admiral. ...anytime.

Very respectfully,

7, 9


*9 looks over the note that was written and signed by seven, for the both of them. she thinks out loud:

"what seven wanted to say was 'please visit your biggest fans cosplaying as Ishukone products.' it's vanilla in my opinion, but I love playing dress-up and it's nice to see seven being thoughtful."

*9 takes a pen and adds to the bottom of the note on the bulletin board:

WTB: 2 cardboard Scorpion costumes, Ishukone colors preferred. 7.

*she begins to walk away, then spins around to add
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1363 - 2013-05-27 10:15:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Chloe Kaltana
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
but... the butt!

*turns around* yes? Big smile

Rain6636 wrote:
I'd rather just see him alone, without fear of a donkey butt competition breaking out.

This was never really meant as a competition in the first place...never challenge an Achura Smile
*bows and scrapes*

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1364 - 2013-05-27 11:07:25 UTC
"a man can only run so fast..." Loco mutters to himself. "nor can I remember the last time I ran."

*saunters over to Chloe to get within talking distance. she's facing him but he can still see it from the front

"hi Chloe, how are you?"

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1365 - 2013-05-27 11:16:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6639
*9 cracks a smile at Chloe's responding to "the butt." she speaks into her glass as she tips it for another drink, "little pony knows tricks."

*Loco makes brief eye contact with 9, and she mocks him. Loco quickly turns away
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1366 - 2013-05-27 11:17:46 UTC
*before she can answer, she recognizes Six over Loco's shoulder running towards Chloe in anger. But Six stumbles and lands directly in Chloe's arms, her head safe and secure because of cleavage pillows.*

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Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1367 - 2013-05-27 11:19:58 UTC
*6 can't believe how soft Chloe is, and firm at the same time. "ok, maybe she feels kinda nice."

*6 still has her hands around Chloe's waist and hips, and can't help noticing how -meaty- they are, either. for the first time, six admits to herself maybe Loco doesn't mean anything by it.

"...hhhhi Chloe, umm, sorry... I was just..."

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1368 - 2013-05-27 11:22:59 UTC
*Loco inconspicuously adjusts himself. he reaches for six's and Chloe's arms and is about to interrupt, but he pulls his hands back after noticing... they're getting along?

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1369 - 2013-05-27 11:25:37 UTC
* is watching out of the corner of her eye, and occasionally looks the other way, to not arouse six's suspicion she is watching. 9 is thoroughly amused.

"this should be good."
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1370 - 2013-05-27 11:30:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Chloe Kaltana
*gently helps Six back on her feet while feeling Six's hands slowly stroking over her external features. The two woman are softly pressed against each other and as Six is a little smaller, Chloe's lips are nearly touching her nosetip.*

No please, I have to apologize....I didn't mean to stand between you and Loco
...but perhaps a more...lowered position would be appropriate..?

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Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1371 - 2013-05-27 11:33:07 UTC
*six is overcome with a desire to experience Chloe, and even beat Loco to her. She plants a wet, passionate kiss on Chloe's lips, and moans loud enough there's no way Loco couldn't hear.

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1372 - 2013-05-27 11:34:37 UTC
*loco totally loses his composure. Shocked he takes a few steps back and puts his hands on his face, then the top of his head, and tugs at his dreads in disbelief.

"THAT.... IS... THE BEST THING... EVER!"

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1373 - 2013-05-27 11:35:56 UTC
Shocked

*nine's glass falls straight down out of her hand and shatters
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1374 - 2013-05-27 11:43:55 UTC
*holds Six's kiss and stands motionless in front of the beautiful Achura. After a while she slowly lowers her head and eyes and crosses hands behind her back*

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1375 - 2013-05-27 11:46:07 UTC
*9 steps in to help six, knowing she is freaking clueless right now. she puts six's hand on Chloe's belt and pushes the both of them to the back area of the bar. she whispers in 6's ear.

"you're going to take a pony ride. make it something to brag to Loco about"
Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1376 - 2013-05-27 11:48:02 UTC
*six loses momentum for a second, then grips Chloe's belt a little tighter and reaches around to smack her butt cheek. she starts quickly to the back of the bar.

"let's GO Chloe. Giddyup."

*six turns to loco and flips him the finger.

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1377 - 2013-05-27 11:48:59 UTC
*loco spontaneously trips and falls backward onto his ass. there was nothing there to trip over. he remains on the ground and watches six and Chloe disappear around the dark corner.

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1378 - 2013-05-27 11:52:14 UTC
*stands over Loco and does the horse dance, before laughing hysterically and leaving the bar
Chloe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1379 - 2013-05-27 11:54:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Chloe Kaltana
*follows Six obediently, since Zoe trained her to be a good donkey butt giddy. The last thing Loco sees before they pass the dark corner is Chloe's body twitching by Six's treatment followed by snickermoanins*

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1380 - 2013-05-27 12:00:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Loco Kamikaze
*Loco remains motionless for quite some time, while trying to decide if he is really on the floor right now, and whether he really saw sweet little six and Chloe go to the back. He pulls himself up on a couch and drops into his seat like a sack of potatoes. he is staring off into the imaginary distance, when his catatonic posture is broken by the sound of crashing metal and boxes, and six's voice yelling off in the distance "GOOD donkey! aaaOOH!"

*Loco can't handle the situation anymore, and goes to the mens' room to release some pressure in a stall. he stumbles in a daze toward the mens' room.

"...holy... *******... ****"

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-