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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1321 - 2013-05-26 14:41:46 UTC
"incorrigible."

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1322 - 2013-05-26 14:46:13 UTC
Commissar Kate,

Will be at home, the door will be unlocked; please let yourself in.

XOXO,

7, 9

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1323 - 2013-05-26 14:55:05 UTC
*shakes her head and smiles.

"she is our best tackle..."

*8 carries her breakfast to finish it on the way to the hangar.

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#1324 - 2013-05-26 15:48:46 UTC
*As Miz is about to leave the ladies' room she notices something on the floor. She bows down and picks it up. It appers to be an earing and then she recalls Kate talking about having lost her earring. "She certainly had a ... wet night with the Rains last night" Miz says to herself. She puts the earing into her purse and then exits the ladies' room and sees Eight at the bar.

"Do you know where Kate went?"

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1325 - 2013-05-26 16:19:13 UTC
*grins

"no, not at the moment, but I know where she'll be... why?"

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1326 - 2013-05-26 16:24:20 UTC
*spins around on bar stool*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Merlot makes Graygors head of swish!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#1327 - 2013-05-26 16:50:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
-earlier this day in a nearby system's deadspace-

"Atlantia is calling Aurora...Chloe? Are you there? Come in please."
"Aurora here, are you finished Zoe?"
"Yes I'm done, you can warp in now"
"What took you so long this time?"
"Nothing to worry about...just a little more Battleships than the agents intel told us about...luckily the amarrians are lazy gunners but can make nice discolights! - Well...more loot for us, heh!"
"I got ya *laughs*...comming in now"

A minute later, the clumsy Noctis class salvager drops out of warp next to Zoe's old Maelstrom and begins the daily pull and salvage routine.
Just as the last wreckage closes being dismanteled and transformed into the hungry salvagers hangars, a large fleet drops out of warp 100km away, closing onto the duo immediately.

"Zoe! My Ladar is suddenly full of contacts closing in! What the ****?!"
"I see them too! Fire up your warp engines and set homing course! Those are far too many and we should leave before they come in range!"
"Got ya! Going to warp in 3..2..1.."

After the Noctis dropped into warp, the Maelstrom loads it's warp engines too while already coating several exremely fast closing frigates with long range fire.
Only a few seconds before they come in jamming range, the old lady falls into warp and safety...

---9:18 LTZ - during warp back to TGFB homing station---

“What was that? How did they managed to bring in so many reinforcements, Zoe?”

“I have no idea, really. But I managed to make a brief scan of those incoming ships. Their energy signatures slightly differ from normal amarrians…but don’t ask why.”

“Why?...”

“Oh come on, Chloe don’t be silly now *chuckles*…but nevertheless, we are approaching the station in less than a minute, prepa…”

Zoe can’t finish her words as the warp tunnel around both ships suddenly gets flooded by a massive greenish glowing beam causing the tunnel to collapse and throwing both ships out into normal space causing massive internal damage in the process.

Zoe feels a massively stabbing pain in her head, while damage reports and crew casualties are uploaded into her neocortex indicating massive ship wide system failures, warp and sub light engines down, shields nearly collapsing and most weapons shut down before she loses consciousness…

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#1328 - 2013-05-26 18:13:25 UTC
Rain6638 wrote:
*grins

"no, not at the moment, but I know where she'll be... why?"


I got something for her. But I suppose she will return to the bar soon. So I will just wait then.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1329 - 2013-05-26 19:28:59 UTC
*Strolls into the bar, having convinced the parking attendent it is a mining vessel this time, possibly the generous tip last night. Not sure what those guys are paid, but working here must pull in more cash than doing L2 missions at least given the clientel*

One Cranberry Juice, One pint of stout...

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1330 - 2013-05-26 19:48:56 UTC
*8 sits next to Kirjava with a hip bump

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1331 - 2013-05-26 19:50:19 UTC
Hey there darlin, nap go well?

Got a runner picking up that monacle, should be here soon... I think you left your skirt at my quarters last night by the way Blink

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1332 - 2013-05-26 19:52:18 UTC
*listens calmly until mention of a monacle, and becomes worried

"what monacle? I want nothing to do with a monacle."

*mutters something about low-class trinkets and facial disfigurement

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#1333 - 2013-05-26 19:55:40 UTC
Kirjava wrote:

One Cranberry Juice, One pint of stout...


*tumbles from her chair, highly intoxicated, barley able to stand. Smashes a beer bottle and approaches Kirjava with the broken bottle*


Whaat didya shay bout Canberra jews? Whaddya shay? Shay that to my fashe, motherf***er!

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1334 - 2013-05-26 19:56:58 UTC
Shocked

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1335 - 2013-05-26 19:57:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Kirjava
Ah its only for a bit... wait monacles are low class these days?

*Remembers the Elite used to wear them all the time in the early days*

*Watches Zimmy stagger and confront the Coat rack with a broken bottle*

Somehow... adorable What?

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1336 - 2013-05-26 20:02:27 UTC
*grabs Kirjava by the sleeve and runs to the back of the bar. ...somewhere quiet

"Kirjava why is there always something dangerous happening with you. are you sure you're a miner? ...nevermind, don't talk. danger does something to me and I just.."

*pushes Kirjava against empty space crates and gets on her knees. she looks up at Kirjava and repeats herself:

"shh I said don't talk. I have to go soon."

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#1337 - 2013-05-26 20:08:56 UTC
*Severly beats up the coat rack until it falls over and knocks her to the ground. Tries to get free from under the rack but is simply too drunk to get up agian*

Ok...Ok...you..won....I shurrender...now let go off me...I shurrender...

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1338 - 2013-05-26 20:10:18 UTC
Just a Miner, and Industrialist *Checks the concealed sidearm*

Nothing else at all.
<_<
>_>
*le poker face*

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Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1339 - 2013-05-26 20:13:12 UTC
*8 walks straight through the bar for the door, and has a more brisk stride than usual. her shoulders are held further back, her hips have a slight sway, and out of the corner of your eye you'd think it was 9. she bites her lip after whispering to herself:

"Deep Core Mining."

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#1340 - 2013-05-26 20:18:18 UTC
*Miz checks her datapad and suddenly burst out in a loud uncontrolled laugther.*

Seriously guys, I have never seen such a big fuckup in the Concord Combat Database: http://i.imgur.com/yYKyG18.jpg

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