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IPv6: It arrived just in time... otherwise baby diapers would run the world out of IP addresses...
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stoicfaux
#1 - 2013-05-10 20:20:49 UTC
Finally, a Huggies Device that Lets Babies Tweet When They Pee
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This is important: a device, masterfully dubbed “Huggies TweetPee,” that attaches to your baby’s derriere, then relays Twitter-like alerts to your smartphone to let you know when it’s diaper change time.


As a parent, I ..... just don't know if this is Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread or if I should Weep for All Mankind.

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Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#2 - 2013-05-10 20:24:54 UTC
Wonder if it's compatible with the Wii.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#3 - 2013-05-10 20:31:55 UTC
LOL My kids pretty effectively used the old analog/low-tech alert: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAA Smile
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2013-05-10 20:35:08 UTC
I guess its good for the teen pregnancy generation who cant seem to stay off facebook and keep their faces out of their smartphone.

But then again...those arent real parents anyways, just slightly older babies.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#5 - 2013-05-10 23:36:15 UTC
They will do anything to pump useless crap onto social media/mobile devices now days.


Its really disgusting.

-k8

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#6 - 2013-05-11 00:17:52 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:

As a parent, I ..... just don't know if this is Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread or if I should Weep for All Mankind.
Um... Yes?
Shocked


Khergit Deserters wrote:
LOL My kids pretty effectively used the old analog/low-tech alert: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAA Smile
Yup. Every parent comes to quickly know without direct contact what each cry means... We're hardwired like that as a species, and babies know it.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#7 - 2013-05-11 00:38:11 UTC
Baby x has posted on your Facebook page :

"I did a poop, come clean my bottom hole provider of milk!"

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#8 - 2013-05-11 07:05:21 UTC
Random thought: the chances that the probe will end up in your baby's mouth are >99.99% Cool
Rain6639
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-05-11 09:41:18 UTC
very respectfully:

I'm just not sure I care. I think the idea is valid. it can be used by both responsible and irresponsible parents alike.

(and what you assume about the parents is very telling Twisted )