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Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-11-01 05:20:51 UTC
I've decided to call the authenticator I got at fanfest James.

James whispers to me at night. He says things.

Things like "I feel so sad" and "I thought they loved me". Sometimes he says other things, things like "nine six one, one seven zero", or "I'll make them pay, PAY WITH THEIR BLOOD AHAHAHAHAHA".

He's clearly going through an identity crisis of sorts.

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non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#2 - 2011-11-01 05:29:40 UTC
Anyone else worried by this?




I don't mean the lack of authenicator use by CCP.
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#3 - 2011-11-01 05:34:11 UTC
non judgement wrote:
Anyone else worried by this?




I don't mean the lack of authenicator use by CCP.


Indeed... I'm calling in Concord.
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#4 - 2011-11-01 05:37:43 UTC  |  Edited by: non judgement
JC Anderson wrote:
non judgement wrote:
Anyone else worried by this?




I don't mean the lack of authenicator use by CCP.


Indeed... I'm calling in Concord.

I hope they aren't too rough with him.. I'd hate to see substance abuse.
DarkAegix
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2011-11-01 05:40:16 UTC
Ingredients
Serves: 8

7 large green apples
1/4 cup caster sugar
1tsp cinnamon (ground)
1 cup plain flour
3/4 cup (packed) dark brown sugar
3/4 cup rolled oats
3/4 cup coconut
1 tbsp cinnamon (ground)
2 tsp nutmeg (ground)
2/3 cup butter (melted)
2 tsp vanilla essence


Preparation method
Prep: 45 minutes | Cook: 45 minutes
APPLE MIX

1. Peel and core apples, then cut into rough 1-2cm cubes. Place apples in large saucepan and cover with water. Simmer (but don't boil) covered with lid on med-high until apples are just tender but not too soft (usually 5mins once water is simmering). Drain apples well and place in large bowl

2. Combine caster sugar and cinnamon (ensures even spread), then toss through the apples. If you like the apples to be less sweet and more tart you can omit the sugar in this step, though there may be excess juice as a result.

CRUMBLE MIX

3. Combine flour, brown sugar, rolled oats, coconut, cinnamon and nutmeg in a large bowl until evenly mixed through.

4. Melt butter (do not burn or boil it) and add vanilla essence to butter, stir through.

5. Add butter mix to dry ingredients and mix well using a fork. Ensure all ingredients are moist and mixture has a crumbly texture.

BAKING

6. Place apple mix evenly in medium casserole dish. Spread crumble mix over top of apple. Bake at 180 degrees C for 30-40minutes, or until crumble topping is slightly browned.

7. Serve with vanilla icecream, cream, or custard and ENJOY!
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-11-01 05:45:24 UTC
non judgement wrote:
I'd hate to see substance abuse.

Wow...if I had a dollar for every time I saw that one -_-

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non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#7 - 2011-11-01 05:57:31 UTC  |  Edited by: non judgement
I'm sensing some regret in name choice.
I didn't know Eve players were into cooking.


Why haven't I got an authenticator?
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#8 - 2011-11-01 06:09:43 UTC
DarkAegix wrote:
Ingredients
Serves: 8

7 large green apples
1/4 cup caster sugar
1tsp cinnamon (ground)
1 cup plain flour
3/4 cup (packed) dark brown sugar
3/4 cup rolled oats
3/4 cup coconut
1 tbsp cinnamon (ground)
2 tsp nutmeg (ground)
2/3 cup butter (melted)
2 tsp vanilla essence


Preparation method
Prep: 45 minutes | Cook: 45 minutes
APPLE MIX

1. Peel and core apples, then cut into rough 1-2cm cubes. Place apples in large saucepan and cover with water. Simmer (but don't boil) covered with lid on med-high until apples are just tender but not too soft (usually 5mins once water is simmering). Drain apples well and place in large bowl

2. Combine caster sugar and cinnamon (ensures even spread), then toss through the apples. If you like the apples to be less sweet and more tart you can omit the sugar in this step, though there may be excess juice as a result.

CRUMBLE MIX

3. Combine flour, brown sugar, rolled oats, coconut, cinnamon and nutmeg in a large bowl until evenly mixed through.

4. Melt butter (do not burn or boil it) and add vanilla essence to butter, stir through.

5. Add butter mix to dry ingredients and mix well using a fork. Ensure all ingredients are moist and mixture has a crumbly texture.

BAKING

6. Place apple mix evenly in medium casserole dish. Spread crumble mix over top of apple. Bake at 180 degrees C for 30-40minutes, or until crumble topping is slightly browned.

7. Serve with vanilla icecream, cream, or custard and ENJOY!


I find that 2tsp of vinilla is too sweet for most people so I only use 1.5tsb
I also find that low fat butter is far better for the arteries

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-11-01 06:39:25 UTC
I feel compelled to ask what that is a recipe for...

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Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#10 - 2011-11-01 06:44:01 UTC
Apple crumble, for the crumble god!

Or rather, apple crumble to commiserate with Jame's rapidly failing sanity.

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Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-11-01 06:47:38 UTC
Then I shall bake James a crumble, and we must all hope it will be enough to sate his thirst for cellular matter, for the time being.

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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#12 - 2011-11-01 07:40:23 UTC
Sir Substance wrote:
Then I shall bake James a crumble, and we must all hope it will be enough to sate his thirst for cellular matter, for the time being.

Are you insane!? That will only make it stronger!!
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-11-01 08:00:08 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Sir Substance wrote:
Then I shall bake James a crumble, and we must all hope it will be enough to sate his thirst for cellular matter, for the time being.

Are you insane!? That will only make it stronger!!

IT? James is offended D:

And he demands crumble.

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#14 - 2011-11-01 08:24:12 UTC
I thought the cook reference was to drug cooking. Much like in game the reference of pirates being afraid of cold turkeys, and having to deal with, why are cold poultry scary.

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Naran Eto
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-11-01 09:42:45 UTC
rodyas wrote:
I thought the cook reference was to drug cooking. Much like in game the reference of pirates being afraid of cold turkeys, and having to deal with, why are cold poultry scary.


The phrase cold turkey describes the skin's reaction to heroin withdrawal. As an addict stops using the drug, blood is drawn toward the internal organs, thereby leaving the skin to resemble a cold, plucked turkey.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-11-01 10:07:26 UTC
i had to check this thread wasnt about me

i'm fine by the way

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-11-01 11:26:41 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
i had to check this thread wasnt about me

i'm fine by the way


If you whispered to me in the night, I would throw you onto the couch <3

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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-11-01 11:35:36 UTC
Sir Substance wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
i had to check this thread wasnt about me

i'm fine by the way


If you whispered to me in the night, I would throw you onto the couch <3


So, i dont get it.

I'm supposed to lie here and stay silent?

Thats no way to run a relationship!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2011-11-01 11:47:49 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
Sir Substance wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
i had to check this thread wasnt about me

i'm fine by the way


If you whispered to me in the night, I would throw you onto the couch <3


So, i dont get it.

I'm supposed to lie here and stay silent?

Thats no way to run a relationship!


Who said this was a relationship? More a...convenience...

The beatings will continue until posting improves. -Magnus Cortex

Official Eve Online changelist: Togglable PvP. - Jordanna Bauer
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-11-01 11:56:19 UTC
Sir Substance wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
Sir Substance wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
i had to check this thread wasnt about me

i'm fine by the way


If you whispered to me in the night, I would throw you onto the couch <3


So, i dont get it.

I'm supposed to lie here and stay silent?

Thats no way to run a relationship!


Who said this was a relationship? More a...convenience...


:'(

but you said i was special

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
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