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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#681 - 2013-04-12 22:21:09 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Ran where are you? I haven't seen you in the chat in forever.


I like, never log. it's usually just to update skill queue...

oh, wait, you know where I've been. that place I told you about (the best one?)
Yiole Gionglao
#682 - 2013-04-13 06:46:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Yiole Gionglao
At the private room upstairs, Yiole is temporally alone as Random went to some foraging at the bar. She's taking a nap on the sofa facing the door, leaning on her side with a knee forward and her hands under the neck and her cheek. She breathes softly and relaxed as her face displays a satisfied smile which is one of the reasons why men still bother themselves to chase women and follow them along the paths of their nature, even in such distant future, and even if they're mighty, immortal capsuleers. Yet another reason is how the sofa is conveniently facing the door, so Random will be greated by Yiole's silhouette, the steep angle of her waist, the full curve of her hip, and the evidence that she still didn't bothered to dress up.

Asleep, Yiole slightly changes her pose and moans softly, while a part of her brain gets ready to wake up and open her eyes at the sound of the door opening, to see Random's face as a subconcious mean to pick one of several courses of action...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#683 - 2013-04-13 09:27:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelique Duchemin
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
I don't have any white knickers, but, I do have some nice pants...



let me introduce you to imgur.com

Rain6637 wrote:
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Ran where are you? I haven't seen you in the chat in forever.


I like, never log. it's usually just to update skill queue...

oh, wait, you know where I've been. that place I told you about (the best one?)


Well that's not fun if we can't discuss it in the chat.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Luc Chastot
#684 - 2013-04-13 15:10:36 UTC
What's this idiocy?

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#685 - 2013-04-13 15:16:53 UTC
Hey, check out my new clothes.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#686 - 2013-04-13 15:27:05 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Hey, check out my new clothes.

lol?

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#687 - 2013-04-13 15:29:14 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Hey, check out my new clothes.

lol?


Something I ripped off of mass effect 3 a few months back. Did it just for the lol's.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#688 - 2013-04-13 15:45:13 UTC
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#689 - 2013-04-13 15:50:08 UTC


I think your cloaking device is somewhat faulty.

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Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#690 - 2013-04-13 16:09:17 UTC


Huh... Tan lines.


I thought you promised to get rid of the snowball too.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#691 - 2013-04-13 16:15:50 UTC
any of you have luck finding a clone facility that will do piercings before you wake up, caldari navy is no-frills and I have to get it done every time I get a clone
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#692 - 2013-04-13 17:41:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelique Duchemin
Rain6637 wrote:
any of you have luck finding a clone facility that will do piercings before you wake up, caldari navy is no-frills and I have to get it done every time I get a clone



I heard the sisters of Eve can arrange that. Though who knows what lewd things they may do to your naked clone before and even after you wake up.

Perhaps you're better off sticking with the navy.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#693 - 2013-04-13 17:45:31 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
any of you have luck finding a clone facility that will do piercings before you wake up, caldari navy is no-frills and I have to get it done every time I get a clone


Are you afraid of the pain? Or is it just the time you dont want to spend?

We minmatar often get our tattoos done before waking up. Without them we feel naked and skinless. Maybe you can get something simelar arranged for piercings.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#694 - 2013-04-13 17:57:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
Rain6637 wrote:
any of you have luck finding a clone facility that will do piercings before you wake up, caldari navy is no-frills and I have to get it done every time I get a clone



Ishukone provides me with any cloning service I desire.


Or you could always go Gallente. Twisted
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#695 - 2013-04-13 18:17:59 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:

I heard the sisters of Eve can arrange that. Though who knows what lewd things they may do to your naked clone before and even after you wake up.

Perhaps you're better off sticking with the navy.

Sistahs of Eve???

Mizhir wrote:

Are you afraid of the pain? Or is it just the time you dont want to spend?

We minmatar often get our tattoos done before waking up. Without them we feel naked and skinless. Maybe you can get something simelar arranged for piercings.

it's always the same thing. clone's been ready for ages, then I need to jump in it, and no piercings. is it so hard to ask someone to pierce me up before I'm awake

Commissar Kate wrote:

Ishukone provides me with any cloning service I desire.


Or you could always go Gallente. Twisted

there's a reason we caldari women do our sitting work in caldari space........ :-D
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#696 - 2013-04-13 22:26:04 UTC
*Indah is reading a news site, then sumbles upon an interesting piece:

Denizens of Star Citizen universe are being asked wether special characters should be allowed in names or callsigns, and so far 61% of voters stated that such names should be banned*

So, no "M@v3r!k" allowed? What a terribad loss! Lol
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#697 - 2013-04-15 12:29:18 UTC
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#698 - 2013-04-15 16:14:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Random McNally
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
At the private room upstairs, Yiole is temporally alone as Random went to some foraging at the bar. She's taking a nap on the sofa facing the door, leaning on her side with a knee forward and her hands under the neck and her cheek. She breathes softly and relaxed as her face displays a satisfied smile which is one of the reasons why men still bother themselves to chase women and follow them along the paths of their nature, even in such distant future, and even if they're mighty, immortal capsuleers. Yet another reason is how the sofa is conveniently facing the door, so Random will be greated by Yiole's silhouette, the steep angle of her waist, the full curve of her hip, and the evidence that she still didn't bothered to dress up.

Asleep, Yiole slightly changes her pose and moans softly, while a part of her brain gets ready to wake up and open her eyes at the sound of the door opening, to see Random's face as a subconcious mean to pick one of several courses of action...


(Damn forums ate my post.....X)

Random was grumbling. He hadn't meant to stay away from the room as long as he had but the breakfast order took longer than expected. He reallly didn't NEED to help Gray to his room but seeing someone sprawled out like that gave Random phantom pain. Gray will certainly feel something when he wakes. He carried the prepared breakfast trays back to his room. He had hoped that Yiole had not felt abandoned, or worse yet, just left. He stopped outside the room door and took a steadying breath.

He opened the door and was paralyzed. Yiole was asleep on the sofa, and she was lovely. The stresses and cares of the days washed away in peaceful sleep. He stepped in quietly and put the trays on the table. He couldn't take his eyes off of her. He absorbed her as she lay, memorizing every detail of her. She started to stir and Random knew it was probably her capsuleer training and experience. Capsuleers, particularly miners, develop instincts when they're being watched. He didn't like to think of it as predator and prey, more the presence of someone watching.

He silently walked around the sofa and pulled a blanket off the bed and turned the internal warmer up. As he placed the warming blanket onto her, she stirred but then curled up inside the warmth. As she settled deeper into sleep, he took a moment to watch her face. She was beautiful in sleep.

He stood, mindful not to make any noise and took the trays to the cooler. Breakfast can be reheated, he thought. He took one last gaze and then moved into the refresher to take a shower.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#699 - 2013-04-15 22:04:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*As awful news hit the TV, Indah just shifts channel looking for something else to think about. She's not unsensitive, but her experience with terrrorism is long and to a certain point personal. Once a bomb goes off by your home, that's a sound you'll never forget nor mistake for anything else*

Gallente channel #3147, random oldies

Shocked

*On second thought, maybe Indah should just wash her eyes, go sleep and stop watching TV...*
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#700 - 2013-04-16 03:13:31 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*As awful news hit the TV, Indah just shifts channel looking for something else to think about. She's not unsensitive, but her experience with terrrorism is long and to a certain point personal. Once a bomb goes off by your home, that's a sound you'll never forget nor mistake for anything else*

Gallente channel #3147, random oldies

Shocked

*On second thought, maybe Indah should just wash her eyes, go sleep and stop watching TV...*



I don't think we will ever know what goes on inside the minds of the Gallente, they be some strange cats.