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Most Pathetic Movie Remake/Reboot EVER....
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#1 - 2013-04-11 19:43:58 UTC
Point Break

Lord, deliver us from this fate..........

What did we do to be so foresaken ????

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#2 - 2013-04-11 19:45:23 UTC
Even more info

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#3 - 2013-04-11 19:47:24 UTC
you gotta go dooown, brodi!
Dessau
The Scope
#4 - 2013-04-11 19:56:18 UTC
New ideas? **** those.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#5 - 2013-04-11 19:59:47 UTC
Quote:
According to a press release from Alcon, the new film "is set in the world of international extreme sports." An undercover FBI agent, like Keanu Reeves' character in Bigelow's film, will again infiltrate a ring of criminals.


Wait, are we doing a remake of point break or Need for Speed?

Or am I thinking xXx?

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#6 - 2013-04-11 20:12:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Quote:
According to a press release from Alcon, the new film "is set in the world of international extreme sports." An undercover FBI agent, like Keanu Reeves' character in Bigelow's film, will again infiltrate a ring of criminals.


Wait, are we doing a remake of point break or Need for Speed?

Or am I thinking xXx?



They are all indeed blurred into a fog in my mind.


Edit: Gotta give credit to Katheryn Bigelow though. Between "Near Dark", "Point Break", "Blue Steel", "The Hurt Locker", and "Zero Dark 30", she sure seems to make 'guy' films really well.

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#7 - 2013-04-11 20:12:59 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Quote:
According to a press release from Alcon, the new film "is set in the world of international extreme sports." An undercover FBI agent, like Keanu Reeves' character in Bigelow's film, will again infiltrate a ring of criminals.


Wait, are we doing a remake of point break or Need for Speed?

Or am I thinking xXx?


It sounded more like Fast and Furious, but with extreme sports, rather then extreme cars.

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pussnheels
Viziam
#8 - 2013-04-12 05:16:10 UTC
no comment , nor will i ever comment , nor do i remember ever to have a comment

so when are they going todo a remake of lawrence of arabia , or bridge over the river kwai or singing in the rain ( justin bieber would be perfectly cast in that

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-04-12 06:55:58 UTC
Cue Jaws esque tag line.

"Just when you thought Hollywood couldnt sink any lower...."

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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#10 - 2013-04-12 07:50:40 UTC
As a Southern California surfer dude from the 80's, I hated Point Break.

Now they want to make another? just shoot me.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
baltec1
Bat Country
The Initiative.
#11 - 2013-04-12 09:11:35 UTC
Eragon. I know its not a remake but it was so ******* bad it deserves to win top slot here.
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-04-12 09:27:11 UTC
need for speed 2 Shocked it was a big arse boat ffs X

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#13 - 2013-04-12 13:08:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Brujo Loco
Would love to see a remake of "Freaks" , have that baby in a special edition set I bought in Europe.

Some movies could use a serious remake. I would love to see a Modern Prince Randian , that guy had more sex than all of us combined, had kids, a successful life, fame and a lot of other things, and he was barely a torso.

He has been my example for people that say they can´t do this or that , or that life is this or that on them , blah blah blah.

Also since I enjoy "special" movies , I would love to see REAL remakes of

"Burn, Witch, Burn "

"Children Shouldn´t play with Dead Things" (love this one)

"Count Yorga, Vampire" see this movie, enjoy the nature of 70s horror cheap flicks.

And many others, but seems all remakes are on movies that should be left alone.

OMG I almost forgot!!!!

BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN!!!! " Pregnant" male figures! That was a real shocker back in the day ... huehuehuehue ...

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A Band Apart.
#14 - 2013-04-12 13:50:53 UTC
One simply cannot facedesk enough at this......

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#15 - 2013-04-12 20:03:22 UTC
LOL Who's going to play Keanu? One thing I kind of regret in life is not seeing Keanu when he was playing Hamlet onstage. That must have been hilarious. That was not long after the Bill & Ted movies. So Keanu would have had the line: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#16 - 2013-04-12 21:03:09 UTC
Also, "Point Break" is only a 20 year old film. At this rate, we should see an "Avatar" remake in 17 years.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#17 - 2013-04-13 05:28:22 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Also, "Point Break" is only a 20 year old film. At this rate, we should see an "Avatar" remake in 17 years.


We just need another war over resources, the consider it done.

blue aliens for oil, then say pink ones for plutonium?

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