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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#621 - 2013-04-09 21:01:40 UTC
Nutella is very good for the skin and hair. In ancient Persia the princesses bathed in milk. That weird old hypochondriac Tokugawa Ieyasu, Shogun of Nippon, used to bathe in a tub with milk and virgins to stay young. These days we've upgraded to Nutella.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#622 - 2013-04-09 22:13:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar Keep thinking on ways to put to use 5 tons of nutella*

Houm... maybe we could just cure some of it with lactic acid to make it more palatable to the CCP overlords...?

*As she keeps thinking, Indah takes some sliced bread, spreads Nutella on two slices and makes a sandwich with them. Then she eats off the crust and once the bread is clean, she slowly eats the soft, tasty chocolated crumb with obvious delight*

Hmmm, simplest pleasures are bestest pleasures... Smile

*From a table, Yiole watches Indah and thinks that sometimes she still can be childish, God bless her...*
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#623 - 2013-04-09 23:43:29 UTC
*enters the Bar, takes a bottle of whiskey and two glasses from the counter. She walks over to Yioles table taking a seat next to her. Opening the bottle and pouring the two glasses generously, then handing one to Yiole*

Being able to appreciate anothers person childISHness is nearly as good as being childish.

*clinks glasses with Yiole and empties*

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#624 - 2013-04-10 13:34:02 UTC
*Indah browses Gallentean TV channels, then finds...*

Hyperlapse channel??

Interesting... Bear
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#625 - 2013-04-10 13:52:48 UTC
*Random buys a drink for Yiole and walks it over to her*

I'm sure you'll have no lack for volunteers to help you remove unwanted Nutella. However, should you find yourself lacking, I'll offer my services.

*Random sits back down and watches the Hyperlapse Channel that Indah has turned on*

Interesting, what world is this?

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

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Yiole Gionglao
#626 - 2013-04-10 19:31:06 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
*Random buys a drink for Yiole and walks it over to her*

I'm sure you'll have no lack for volunteers to help you remove unwanted Nutella. However, should you find yourself lacking, I'll offer my services.

*Random sits back down and watches the Hyperlapse Channel that Indah has turned on*

Interesting, what world is this?


Kudos for the drink. I will seriously count on you whenever I need to get rid of some Nutella on my skin.

*Yiole takes some Nutella with her finger and then licks some of it*

Oh, do you see? There's some Nutella on my finger... would you oblige?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#627 - 2013-04-11 13:21:39 UTC
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Random McNally wrote:
*Random buys a drink for Yiole and walks it over to her*

I'm sure you'll have no lack for volunteers to help you remove unwanted Nutella. However, should you find yourself lacking, I'll offer my services.

*Random sits back down and watches the Hyperlapse Channel that Indah has turned on*

Interesting, what world is this?


Kudos for the drink. I will seriously count on you whenever I need to get rid of some Nutella on my skin.

*Yiole takes some Nutella with her finger and then licks some of it*

Oh, do you see? There's some Nutella on my finger... would you oblige?


I'm afraid my technique™ requires some privacy. Does this trouble you?

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Space music http://minddivided.com

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#628 - 2013-04-11 13:25:59 UTC
I be going to celebrate my last night in uniform tonight.

Tomorrow morning I shall awaken terribly hungover as a civilian.

So a pint of rum please with an umbrella in it.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#629 - 2013-04-11 13:35:32 UTC
Graygor wrote:
I be going to celebrate my last night in uniform tonight.

Tomorrow morning I shall awaken terribly hungover as a civilian.

So a pint of rum please with an umbrella in it.


Um....congrats on your impending demotion, Gray!

*motions to the bartender*

Make it a double. On me.

Why drink one, when you could drink two?

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#630 - 2013-04-11 13:37:43 UTC
*Indahmawar sees Random and Yiole talking on a corner, then they both leave upstairs*

Huh...? Not my business...

*Indah starts bowsing TV channels, as TGFB is subscribed to all kind of stuff and there's no evidence that anyone ever was able to check every channel*

And what's this? Far, far away parenting channel? Yikes! Shocked
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#631 - 2013-04-11 13:39:03 UTC
I keep the rank and I'm going on cold reserve. Should there be a war I shall drop everything and return. This is just a formality as I cant do reserve duty when i move.

Still got my officers pension though. Just er.. 35 years before i can claim it.

Oh well.

And i plan on seeing double tonight. Just got to avoid getting St Basils Cathedral tattooed on my chest by my loveable Russian buddies.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#632 - 2013-04-11 13:39:54 UTC
*Skips in*

*Waves at everyone*

HIYA! Lol

*Slides on some Liquid on the floor*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Slams into the bar*

Owieeeeeeeee Cry

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#633 - 2013-04-11 13:41:37 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
*Skips in*

*Waves at everyone*

HIYA! Lol

*Slides on some Liquid on the floor*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Slams into the bar*

Owieeeeeeeee Cry


And I am supposed to fear your hotdrops?

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#634 - 2013-04-11 13:42:09 UTC
I wish I'd gotten a lightsabre for crhistmas when i was little.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#635 - 2013-04-11 13:42:45 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
*Skips in*

*Waves at everyone*

HIYA! Lol

*Slides on some Liquid on the floor*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Slams into the bar*

Owieeeeeeeee Cry


You dyed your hair blonde again didnt you and it hasnt updated yet hasnt it P

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#636 - 2013-04-11 13:43:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
Alice Saki wrote:
*Skips in*

*Waves at everyone*

HIYA! Lol

*Slides on some Liquid on the floor*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Slams into the bar*

Owieeeeeeeee Cry


*Indahmawar Fazmarai rushes towards Alice with her Ointment in ahnd*

Did it hurt? Do you need some help?

*Indah almost steps on the liquid, but rather than slip on it, just sidesteps and threads on Alice's hand*

Oh, sorry sorry sorry, I'm so sorry! Oops
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#637 - 2013-04-11 13:47:16 UTC
*Welps in pain*


OW OW OW OW OW OW OW Cry

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#638 - 2013-04-11 13:47:45 UTC
*drunkenly arises from the bar*

I v-v-v-volunteer-er-er-er-er to kish everything betta!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#639 - 2013-04-11 13:51:01 UTC
*Spreads some ointment on Alice's hand*

Where else it hurts?
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#640 - 2013-04-11 13:54:22 UTC
*Bubbles up*

Evveeryyyyyywhere Sad

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.