Out of Pod Experience

These pictures always make me laugh so hard at all the fanboys that get butthurt over them :D

Huh, does someone know good recipes that go along with Nutella? Indah just mailed me that she's got an amazing deal on 5 tons of the stuff...

Done!

Oh, and toast with Nutella and banana is very nice.

Or, so I hear....

*Random starts measuring out the open space in TGFB*

I know this Gallentean womens wrestling team that ply their trade in large rings with mud......

Mud? A ring? Ah, what memories...

Nutella would be more difficult to remove than mud probably.

Not true, Matari women have just as much if not more fun.

I'll put my ISK on Alice. No way a silly miner can beat the Aliceoraptor

Yiole. She was the first wrestler picked by Random.

Nutella? Nah, I wouldn't wrestle in that unless someone offered himself to clean up the mess from my bare skin afterwards...

*Behind the bar, Indah readies some ice water for Random*

Admittedly I may be a bit rusty now, but I think my reflexes still are good...

*Yiole practices some wrestling moves, then some combat moves. Male patrons look at her with a new respect after seeing how fast can move that tall muscular woman*

Well, not too bad, if you ask me. Probably I've lost some "artistry" as I've been doing a lot more combat fighting than wrestling, but I still could beat anyone around here without harming him too much...

*Yiole's grin sends a shiver down the spine of many patrons...*

I started right at high school, at the female fight club. Then when I was of age I earned some money with the mud wrestling... Back then they nicknamed me "Coconut" because I had dyed my hair brown and was wearing dreadlocks.Albeit back then I was a tad skinny, as I never had really worked on muscle building, I used to win most combats and so it was easy money, but didn't lasted long before I found a job at the mines. And I mean real mining, underground drilling in barren planets.

There was not a lot of amusement there, so when it surfaced that me and some other of the women there had been into the mud wrestling, we made our own "miner league". It turned good and was quite fun, and also was an easy way to earn money and respect between the male miners. They're a lot less prone to judge you for who you get laid with and who you don't, once they've seen some good fights and a few bone and muscle injuries...

Unfortunately, as the league became more popular, it also started some serious grudges and so the mud wrestling stopped being that much fun and some girls began to get hurt. Personally I had enough of it when a stupid cu** threw me out of the ring and my ankle landed on a tool her aidet had left there; the outcome was a pretty gruesome open fracture, and it took 22 days of nanobuilding tissues so I could walk again. Later I had to leave the mines and the planet once I had some heated talk with the stupid cu** and she managed to end up with both lungs punctured by six broken ribs in a lonely gallery... she drowned in her blood and already was in comma when she reached the hospital, but all in all she recovered from it with a valuable lesson on actual fighting.

*Yiole looks around the silenced bar, then waves at Indah*

Gimme some IrnBru, sweetie...

*Yiole takes a sip from the glass and then whispers, quietly:

And she was bloody lucky that I didn't aimed for her heart...