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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-03-30 03:02:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Lugia3
One upon a time, I ate most of a cake that contained an entire bottle of blue food coloring. 3 weeks later, my intestinal excretions are still blue.

The end.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#2 - 2013-03-30 05:48:24 UTC
BLUE MOON!
You saw me standing alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a love of my own.

BLUE MOON!
You knew just what I was there for,
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#3 - 2013-03-30 06:10:57 UTC
i'm touched.
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#4 - 2013-03-30 07:06:18 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
One upon a time, I ate most of a cake that contained an entire bottle of blue food coloring. 3 weeks later, my intestinal excretions are still blue.

The end.



Thank you, Blue Man, I will have bad dreams from now on and until your #### is not blue anymore Shocked

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-03-30 08:17:48 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
One upon a time, I ate most of a cake that contained an entire bottle of blue food coloring. 3 weeks later, my intestinal excretions are still blue.

The end.



Pictures with timestamp or it didn't happen!

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-03-30 11:02:31 UTC
I expected something involving a van.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#7 - 2013-03-30 11:03:26 UTC
Is that story supposed to make us blue?
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-03-30 16:02:08 UTC
Patent Blue (V) is, if i recall correctly, a rather new color,
compared to the old ones.

There were troubles making one that's not poisonous
and, tbh, i'd still not trust it.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#9 - 2013-03-30 16:30:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Saki
Noone linked this Shocked

^_^

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
MLG Morril
Fly By Night Brokerage
#10 - 2013-03-31 16:25:05 UTC
This brought a tear to my eye.

Fly straight and never forget.
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#11 - 2013-03-31 17:49:16 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
One upon a time, I ate most of a cake that contained an entire bottle of blue food coloring. 3 weeks later, my intestinal excretions are still blue.

The end.

Oh yeah? Well mine turns dark green if I eat Fruity Pebbles...

So there.. Nyah P
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#12 - 2013-03-31 20:22:21 UTC
So, is your *ahem* still blue, or do I need to hit myself with a rubber mallet to get some sleep tonight Evil

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Robertis Olacar
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-03-31 22:48:31 UTC
Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:
BLUE MOON!
You saw me standing alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a love of my own.

BLUE MOON!
You knew just what I was there for,
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for.


Dam you now I have to go play New Vegas!
Jno Aubrey
Galactic Patrol
#14 - 2013-04-01 00:34:10 UTC
I feel so bad I got a worried mind
I'm so lonesome all the time
Since I left my baby's behind
On Blue Bayou

Saving nickles saving dimes
Working where the sun don't shine
Looking forward to happier times
On Blue Bayou

Name a shrub after me.  Something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-04-01 03:27:50 UTC
Stop touching me! Sad

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-04-01 03:41:09 UTC
Aerethir El-Kharisti wrote:
So, is your *ahem* still blue, or do I need to hit myself with a rubber mallet to get some sleep tonight Evil


My turds are starting to turn a greenish-brown color now. I should eat a red food coloring bottle next time. Smile

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#17 - 2013-04-01 16:41:24 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
Aerethir El-Kharisti wrote:
So, is your *ahem* still blue, or do I need to hit myself with a rubber mallet to get some sleep tonight Evil


My turds are starting to turn a greenish-brown color now. I should eat a red food coloring bottle next time. Smile


Since this is about excretions, you all made me remember how the smell of Clostridium Difficile permeates the ambient of some of my memories.

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#18 - 2013-04-01 19:06:07 UTC
Came expecting a thread about fondling.

No clue why I thought that would be a thread worth reading.

Anyways, leaving.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Rain6637
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-04-02 12:14:02 UTC
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#20 - 2013-04-02 14:44:22 UTC
Am I blue?
Am I blue?
Ain't these tears, in these eyes telling you
How can you ask me "Am I blue?"
Why, wouldn't you be too
If each plan
With your man
Done fell through
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