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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#341 - 2013-03-20 14:46:33 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
*Miz wonders why Graygor enters the ladies room.*

Sorry my friend. I don't know where Dr Livingstone is. And I doubt you will find him here.


Last time he entered the janitor's closet.

Go figure.....

:moar popcorn:


I wonder where his next expedition will lead him.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#342 - 2013-03-20 14:48:21 UTC
*Indahmawar notices something strange moving by the jukebox, then...*

...music starts playing.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#343 - 2013-03-20 15:48:45 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*Indahmawar notices something strange moving by the jukebox, then...*

...music starts playing.


*Random gets up to dance.*

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#344 - 2013-03-20 16:23:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
*staggers back from the jungle and removes his bloody safari coat*

My god... when on earth did the jungle get filled with these things?

*Reaches behind the bar for some firepower.*

Right you little blue buggers, time to get jumangi on your arse.

*applies ample mustache wax*

Tally ho!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#345 - 2013-03-20 16:51:37 UTC
Graygor wrote:
*staggers back from the jungle and removes his bloody safari coat*

My god... when on earth did the jungle get filled with these things?

*Reaches behind the bar for some firepower.*

Right you little blue buggers, time to get jumangi on your arse.

*applies ample mustache wax*

Tally ho!



*looks at Red Federation roster*

*looks at Graygors current employer*

Well, he's got the right idea. Um.....Indahmawar? He's heading to the life support area. And, he's armed.

Just an FYI....

*Random begins looking for his pod*

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#346 - 2013-03-21 02:44:37 UTC
*returns to the bar*

Those little blue blighters had help from some kind of wisecracking talking rabbit.

*places bunny head trophy on the bulkhead over the fireplace*

Yes.... this looks good here.

*Sits down in padded armchair regaling young station maidens of my epic battle with that damned rabbit*

Take that Eisenhower!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#347 - 2013-03-21 06:56:13 UTC
Graygor wrote:
firepower.

FirePower?
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#348 - 2013-03-21 07:42:23 UTC
*Indahmawar Fazmarai turns on the TV at her private appartment and sees the news on the upcoming events at Caldari Prime*

Houm... when elephants argument, little mice are safer at home... It's a pity Ishtanchuk is not around, she would love to go and see that Titan before it goes down.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#349 - 2013-03-21 07:44:15 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*Indahmawar Fazmarai turns on the TV at her private appartment and sees the news on the upcoming events at Caldari Prime*

Houm... when elephants argument, little mice are safer at home... It's a pity Ishtanchuk is not around, she would love to go and see that Titan before it goes down.


Shame we cant place bets on the grid where its going to land.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#350 - 2013-03-21 07:49:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
Graygor wrote:
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
*Indahmawar Fazmarai turns on the TV at her private appartment and sees the news on the upcoming events at Caldari Prime*

Houm... when elephants argument, little mice are safer at home... It's a pity Ishtanchuk is not around, she would love to go and see that Titan before it goes down.


Shame we cant place bets on the grid where its going to land.


At least they won't be invaded by jungle smurfs... Shocked
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#351 - 2013-03-21 07:52:25 UTC
Not anymore anyway! Twisted

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#352 - 2013-03-21 08:08:01 UTC
*orders a Giga Pudding*
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#353 - 2013-03-21 08:10:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
Totally unrelated.

But locusts taste pretty damn good if you bread them then cook them up in peanut oil and serve them with garlic mayo.

Seriously, it tastes like a cross between chicken and pork. Its lush.

I demand locust be added to the menus.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#354 - 2013-03-21 11:42:41 UTC
oppa Graygor style

Cool
Rain6636
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#355 - 2013-03-21 12:54:10 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#356 - 2013-03-21 13:45:31 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Totally unrelated.

But locusts taste pretty damn good if you bread them then cook them up in peanut oil and serve them with garlic mayo.

Seriously, it tastes like a cross between chicken and pork. Its lush.

I demand locust be added to the menus.


Would you like some Giga Pudding with those locusts?

*Indahmawar learned to not question customer's tastes no matter how unusal they are*

Carebear special #28

*At least, in matter of food...*
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#357 - 2013-03-21 13:50:55 UTC
Ill take the carebear bento and a side of sesame locusts.

Theres kind of an abundance here atm. So going out to sample a few more at my mates place tonight.

Rum and locusts. Tonight will be a good night.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#358 - 2013-03-21 13:54:30 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Totally unrelated.

But locusts taste pretty damn good if you bread them then cook them up in peanut oil and serve them with garlic mayo.

Seriously, it tastes like a cross between chicken and pork. Its lush.

I demand locust be added to the menus.



*Random looks green as he watches Gray popping down deep fried locust*

Um....if you'll excuse me. *urp*

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#359 - 2013-03-21 13:59:07 UTC
I felt the same til i tried it. They taste like chicken and pork. I could eat these all day and theyre healthy too.... except when you bread and deep fry them and eat with garlic mayo.

They taste like those chicken strips from kfc kinda.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#360 - 2013-03-21 14:07:06 UTC
Graygor wrote:
I felt the same til i tried it. They taste like chicken and pork. I could eat these all day and theyre healthy too.... except when you bread and deep fry them and eat with garlic mayo.

They taste like those chicken strips from kfc kinda.


*Random turns extra green at the mention of the Colonel's droppings and sprints for his room*

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