Crime & Punishment

You may have seen our man Slimy Worm featured in some other Incursion griefing threads around here. He nabbed a couple logi here and there and a fun time was had by all. Except the logi, but **** carebears anyways.

Then Skunkworks got a dec from God Squad. That was a bit of a head scratcher for us, as we had just started making friendly with them a bit over a mutual war against No Kings. We had a convo with God Squad and they claimed that a bunch of people from the BTL channel hired them to dec us. I don't generally take things like that at face value, but one of our men had an email exchange shortly afterwards with carmelos53:



He added in a later email:



Now, I don't like highsec Incursions. It's not that we think less of incursionbears than we do of, say, mission-bears. It's that incursions in high sec pay too damn much. It's basically some of the best money in the game outside of owning a tech moon and therefore all kinds of people are just sitting in highsec doing those, rather than doing something more creative or going out to null or whatever. In our opinion, it's a stagnating influence.

Not that we won't do them, because, like neutral logi, you would be dumb if you didn't use all the tools at your disposal.

In any case, though, tears are delicious.

For this reason, The Skunkworks has declared an unofficial war on BTL Pub and incursions in general. What started as casual griefing to pass the time will become a full-time occupation until we tire of it. If you thought Slimy Worm was bad, now he's bringing friends.

The campaign against Incursioners started last night. One guardian, six Basilisks, three Machariels, two Vargurs, and a Nightmare were destroyed in a few hours. Over six billion isk in ships and modules were lost or stolen. One Incursion fleet landed in a Sansha deadspace without the logistics they were expecting. The panicked FC's commands were broadcast over our comms; we listened as they scrambled to evacuate and save their precious ships.

This stops when we get bored, or when The God Squad's war dec is retracted on orders from the people who hired them and someone diplos their way out of it. A ransom might be involved. I hadn't really thought that part out yet. If you want a war with the Skunkworks, we will deliver it.

I am not really up to speed on everything you guys doing, but I most definitely approve. Gos Squad is rumored to have some pretty good pliots, but I don't know them really well. They wardecced Brick this week, but we pulled out of hisec before that happened as GS retracted their war dec :(.

Slimy Worm has many fans here-he has done great work. Do you guys have a public channel perhaps? I'd love to send in a few guys but CBA to organize anything etc.

Only a pubbie would think that people other than Goons use the term "pubbie".

*pokes Vimsy with a stick*
You go back under your bridge and eat your children. I spell pubbie the way I want to, even it's gonna be puppie with a heart over the i.

vOv, you can't go around trust everyone who say they are BTL representative .
Carmelos53 is operator of The Ditanian Fleet (so the armor channel).
If you ransom some of them it could help you earn some isk by the way.

Hey man, don't let me stop you from having your fun.
At least I was able to give you some correct information.

Quoted for truth.

One cannot make an admission and have it cited as a verified statistic. Further, one cannot quote for emphasis and assert it substantiates truth.

/facepalm
...surrounded by idiots.

Someone takes forums far too seriously.

umadbro?

You take my taking the forums too seriously, too seriously.

Umadbro?

**Edited for truth.