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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#121 - 2013-03-06 20:33:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
Random McNally wrote:
*steps in quietly and proceeds to the bar. Orders strong cup of black coffee and over pays*

*moves to a quiet table where he can watch the "going's on"*

*sets tin foil hat on table just in case Alice looses control of her eye-lazor*

...and a slow smile crosses his face as he takes the sip of coffee....


Houm, this miniskirt is not too short when I bend over, is it? What?

*Indahmawar bends down to grab something from the floor, and several customers behidn her spit ut their drinks, sigh, whistle and applaud... not all of them male*

Huh-uh...
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#122 - 2013-03-06 20:38:09 UTC
*gives Indahmawar a gentle slap in the rear*

I don't think Auntie Ish will apreciate your choice of clothing.

β€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#123 - 2013-03-06 22:52:48 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
*gives Indahmawar a gentle slap in the rear*

I don't think Auntie Ish will apreciate your choice of clothing.


Life is a learning, nobody is born knowing what's the exact length of her SSMS (Shortest Sensible Mini Skirt), nor the TSS (Tightest Sensible Size). Some even have a hard time telling when and where it is appropiate to wear one...
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#124 - 2013-03-07 07:56:51 UTC
A mine turtle enters the bar and...
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#125 - 2013-03-07 08:12:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Random McNally wrote:
*steps in quietly and proceeds to the bar. Orders strong cup of black coffee and over pays*

*moves to a quiet table where he can watch the "going's on"*

*sets tin foil hat on table just in case Alice looses control of her eye-lazor*

...and a slow smile crosses his face as he takes the sip of coffee....


Houm, this miniskirt is not too short when I bend over, is it? What?

*Indahmawar bends down to grab something from the floor, and several customers behidn her spit ut their drinks, sigh, whistle and applaud... not all of them male*

Huh-uh...


DAT ASS Twisted

Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
A mine turtle enters the bar and...


Hello!

( inb4 WATDAFAQBOOOOM )
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#126 - 2013-03-07 08:37:56 UTC
Yawn

*Looks around in a Daze*

Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages...

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#127 - 2013-03-07 10:51:19 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Yawn

*Looks around in a Daze*

Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages...


Finally you woke up. You have been sleeping on me, but you look so cute when you sleep, so I didn't want to wake you. Oops

β€οΈοΈπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#128 - 2013-03-07 11:06:48 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Yawn

*Looks around in a Daze*

Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages...

maybe I can get you a private room, so you wouldn't be disturbed?
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#129 - 2013-03-07 11:42:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Saki
Mizhir wrote:
Alice Saki wrote:
Yawn

*Looks around in a Daze*

Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages...


Finally you woke up. You have been sleeping on me, but you look so cute when you sleep, so I didn't want to wake you. Oops


LolLol *Giggles away*

*Doesn't get off you tho P*

Comfy ^_^


Liafcipe9000 wrote:
Alice Saki wrote:
Yawn

*Looks around in a Daze*

Oh ffs I fell asleep again... I've not been home in ages...

maybe I can get you a private room, so you wouldn't be disturbed?



No No I'm Comfy ^_^

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#130 - 2013-03-07 12:26:07 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
Random McNally wrote:
*steps in quietly and proceeds to the bar. Orders strong cup of black coffee and over pays*

*moves to a quiet table where he can watch the "going's on"*

*sets tin foil hat on table just in case Alice looses control of her eye-lazor*

...and a slow smile crosses his face as he takes the sip of coffee....


Houm, this miniskirt is not too short when I bend over, is it? What?

*Indahmawar bends down to grab something from the floor, and several customers behidn her spit ut their drinks, sigh, whistle and applaud... not all of them male*

Huh-uh...


*notes what Indahmawar picked up off the floor and places an order for two dozen more*

I think I like this place. Lol

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#131 - 2013-03-07 14:03:37 UTC
I think it's a good time to start drinking again without looking like an Alcoholic Lol

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#132 - 2013-03-07 14:22:11 UTC
*walks up to the bar and orders a drink*

*brings the drink to Alice Saki*

You look too comfortable to get up. Please, allow me

*goes back to the bar to refill his coffee and sits back down at his table*

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#133 - 2013-03-07 15:14:01 UTC
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#134 - 2013-03-07 16:24:05 UTC
*he acknowledges the "Thank You" by raising his coffee up in a salute*

*when is cup is empty, he walks up to the bar for a refill and hands the bartender a roll of isk.*

"They'll drink on me tonight" he says, gesturing to the booth containing Saki and Mizhir

*he returns to his table and slides out a data pad, where he appears to be observing the crowd and taking notes*

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#135 - 2013-03-07 20:52:47 UTC
*Indahmawar Fazmarai has been told of a new Gallentean cannel, specialyzed in videogames. She finds it in the chart and opens it on the bar's main screen*

Houm, let's see how that turns out...

Gallentean, who else...? What?
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#136 - 2013-03-07 23:08:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
*Indahmawar Fazmarai makes a last tour a around the bar checking everyhting is OK. She sees Random McNally carefully taking notes and leans towards him, then she stands up and turns around right after he notices, with the corner of an eye, what could be some small but interesting cleaveage*

Good night Mr. McNally, have fun tonight...

*Indahmawar walks away, her long, wide culottes concealing her aft from curiosity...*
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#137 - 2013-03-08 00:08:46 UTC
I'm heading off to my room for the night. Wakeup call at 5 with a cup of coffee and 2 frentix for breakfast. Don't knock on the door before that unless you happen to be Tracid Segnador with the shirt off or someone of equal calibre.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#138 - 2013-03-08 03:23:00 UTC
*After fighting the urge to drink the embarassment of flying her ship out of the station backwards, Sheimi goes off to her personal room to sleep, but then notices the fridge had been stocked full of Quafe.* Jackpot. Not sleeping tonight!

Arma Purgatorium - Once for the State, Now for the King Low Sec, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.pngΒ 
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#139 - 2013-03-08 17:07:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Random McNally
*Random's smile stayed long after Indahmawar left the room for the evening. *

*She seemed the sort of person who could wield her sexual appeal like delicate flower's petal, or the crack of a sinister whip. He suspected, however, she would probably prefer the whip.*

*His smile broadened. He should do something nice for her. An acknowledgement of his appreciation*

*Besides, it never hurts to get on the good side of the ownership.*

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#140 - 2013-03-08 20:37:38 UTC
Tequila and Lime please....

Oh - i just read the OP Title....

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangsο»Ώ all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.