These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Happy Valentine's Day
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2013-02-14 17:23:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Tom Gerard
Found this today:

+1000 Rep

**** in my Pod:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irK6awz6NWU


Lyrics:

Lock targets from across the grid
I might escape, if I increase my speed
Why the hell did I jump in low sec
Now all these guys are after my wreck
Warp is scrammed and seven beams hit
Soon I will need my first aid kit
Move in close as the lasers fly
You appear out of nowhere with a battle cry
A moment of silence cause the game is yours
The pirates are no match for your Thanatos
As they warp out to their safe place
You open up a convo and I see your face
And I

**** in my pod

Like an exotic dancer but a ton more class
I've never seen before such a sexy lass
You close one eye and send a witty nod
And now I

**** in my pod

You exit your ship while I search for my comb
In panic I accidentally the smartbomb
You scream as you teleport to your clone

And I will end up home alone...

I cannot believe that we got a date
Some things are better attributed to fate
starting up with a drink and your sexual drive
we end up in a station on Dodixie five
Reciting through your fetishes you do have plenty
I should have known better you were born Gallente
In the back of your Brutix you had built a meadow
and there your did the trick with the pulsating fedo
As I started unplugging my neural interface
you whisper that you wanna go beyond second base
And I

Jizzed in my pod

I haven't had sex since Red Moon Rising
what are you looking at, it's not surprising
your nerdy talk put me in this mode
and then I

Jizzed in my pod


To be fair I love your medium slots
They've gotten trhough my armor maintenance bots
You can stop now being so condenscending
unlike you I am not pretending

Last week - I was farming a mission
As I recall it was a level 2 mission
While I killed serpentis in my Caracal
I saw a tab flashing you appeared in local
and I

Jizzed in my pod

Warping to the gate from Ikuchi to Jita
This research agent is a serious P.I.T.A.
I see your face on the billboard screen
and I

**** in my pod

The next day I jumped into a clone and I
**** in my pod
I sold two batches of prometheum and I
**** in my pod

Now with 100% less Troll.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-02-14 17:33:00 UTC
Posting in another soon to be locked Tom Gerard thread.

I do like the song though.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#3 - 2013-02-14 17:37:53 UTC
Stumbled across that song today for the first time. I lol'd. Cool

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2013-02-14 17:41:40 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Stumbled across that song today for the first time. I lol'd. Cool


Bruce Willis called. He wants you to change your toon.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#5 - 2013-02-14 17:42:46 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Stumbled across that song today for the first time. I lol'd. Cool


Bruce Willis called. He wants you to change your toon.

Hey, now! I've got hair.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#6 - 2013-02-14 17:43:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Song is an amusing take on an amusing song.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Rain6637
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-02-14 17:44:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6637
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Stumbled across that song today for the first time. I lol'd. Cool


Bruce Willis called. He wants you to change your toon.


Bruce Willis is bald Silens is not

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
Rain6639
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-02-14 17:47:49 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Stumbled across that song today for the first time. I lol'd. Cool


Bruce Willis called. He wants you to change your toon.


Bruce Willis is bald, so he doesn't look like Silens Vesica
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2013-02-14 17:49:54 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Stumbled across that song today for the first time. I lol'd. Cool


Bruce Willis called. He wants you to change your toon.


Bruce Willis is bald Silens is not


So youre saying he doesnt look like Bruce willis in The 5th Element?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#10 - 2013-02-14 17:49:59 UTC
Rain6639 wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Stumbled across that song today for the first time. I lol'd. Cool


Bruce Willis called. He wants you to change your toon.


Bruce Willis is bald, so he doesn't look like Silens Vesica

Ow.

Lol

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#11 - 2013-02-14 17:50:59 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Rain6637 wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Stumbled across that song today for the first time. I lol'd. Cool


Bruce Willis called. He wants you to change your toon.


Bruce Willis is bald Silens is not


So youre saying he doesnt look like Bruce willis in The 5th Element?
I'm dressed better. P

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Rain6637
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-02-14 17:53:55 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:


So youre saying he doesnt look like Bruce willis in The 5th Element?


damn, son

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)