Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Shockwave Innovations is an all-volunteer staff of interstellar ninjas hell bent on internet space empire hegemony. We do PVE and PVP, between Wormhole space and Low sec, and Nullsec. We're terrible at highsec.

We're the largest wormhole alliance in EVE. So. Basically sperging on coms all the time. And we blob like motherfuckers. Because we're terrible.

We're also mercenaries.

Watch videos of us doing stupid ****!

You have to be able to fly a T3, Guradian, or cov ops. And a Tier 3 battlecruiser. Or all four. Better yet, just be a perfect subcap pilot. Just kidding, but you must be T3 capable.

Also, you're never getting pos roles, so don't bother asking ♥

We believe strongly in our community. ISK is important, but killing stuff is more important. We believe in and root for and endlessly make fun of the newbie. Because we care. We care more for your enthusiasm than your skillpoints.

We are active in US 75%, EU 15%, and AU 10% time zones, and 100% ********.

COME FOR THE ISK, STAY FOR THE PEW.

Here's the bullet points:

SHIP REPLACEMENT, (may be delayed by 6 months)

Link your fit! We will criticize you mercilessly!

Drama free~! Why? Because we have discount rates for the pod express!

PRINT ISK in wormhole space!

The best PI in the game.

Automated wormhole buyout program.

Organization, chaos, mayhem, and space orgies.

Nightly small gang PVP roams.

Competent FCs and an environment to learn.

POS Security.

A place to thrive, and excel.

A place to call home.

If you are a solo Eve player, DON'T APPLY. We like to socialize.

Requirements:

• Full API required for all accounts in and out of corp. Really? Yes, really, sorry, it's a requirement.
• Characters must be at least 1 month old.
• Mumble VOIP.

For applications and more info join the SWI_Public channel, say 'hi' and ask for an Sai.

Recruitment is finally back OPEN.

Still recruiting.

http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=16593

We do things like that. Warp in in a fleet of cruisers and down faction-fitted battleships, T3's, Logi...

We also wake up the next day and say... speed clear 12 C4 sites in 2 hours.

Perhaps you're interested in your very own personal POS? A little delux apartment in the sky? We can arrange that.

If you want the best of both worlds.. look no further. Join our chat channel "SWI_Public"

Secure wormhole PI, it's like printing money. Plus missioning, and risk-free PVP roams, what's not to like?

Bump for my corp

everyday is a new adventure :3

"No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it."

Albert Einstein

and also bump.....

I was goooooing to tell the story of how we stole a thanatos from someone who left it sitting in space at an un-fueled pos, then sieged their remaining tower with it and moved in like we owned the place for a few weeks... FORCING them to blow it up and then collecting Concord's insurance payout on it... but it's a long story and I'm just too exhausted from running sleeper sites and FCing roams all last night.

Instead I'll just announce we now ALSO occupy a C2 with a static C3 and HS. If you're new to wormholes, you can thank me later for getting one. If yer not, you'll find out how much money you can make when you join.. and how much PVP is to be found there.

COME FOR THE ISK, STAY FOR THE PEW.

Good group of guys, great communication. Fun to be with.

Were open for business.

Great group of people

Bump!

STILL RECRUITING. How can it be?

Learn how to crit mass, roll holes, Jihad, and logoffski like pros.

Come help us print isk.

Recruiting Asset Reallocation Specialists and Specialists to be!

DOIN GOD'S WORK SINCE 2010.