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♥♥♥ Shockwave Innovations: Wormhole PVP, Space Orgies, and MORE!

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Sai Talos
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-02-11 16:13:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Sai Talos
Shockwave Innovations is an all-volunteer staff of interstellar ninjas hell bent on internet space empire hegemony. We do PVE and PVP, between Wormhole space and Low sec, and Nullsec. We're terrible at highsec.

We're the largest wormhole alliance in EVE. So. Basically sperging on coms all the time. And we blob like motherfuckers. Because we're terrible.

We're also mercenaries.

Watch videos of us doing stupid ****!

You have to be able to fly a T3, Guradian, or cov ops. And a Tier 3 battlecruiser. Or all four. Better yet, just be a perfect subcap pilot. Just kidding, but you must be T3 capable.

Also, you're never getting pos roles, so don't bother asking ♥

We believe strongly in our community. ISK is important, but killing stuff is more important. We believe in and root for and endlessly make fun of the newbie. Because we care. We care more for your enthusiasm than your skillpoints.

We are active in US 75%, EU 15%, and AU 10% time zones, and 100% ********.

COME FOR THE ISK, STAY FOR THE PEW.

Here's the bullet points:

  • SHIP REPLACEMENT, (may be delayed by 6 months)
  • Link your fit! We will criticize you mercilessly!
  • Drama free~! Why? Because we have discount rates for the pod express!
  • PRINT ISK in wormhole space!
  • The best PI in the game.
  • Automated wormhole buyout program.
  • Organization, chaos, mayhem, and space orgies.
  • Nightly small gang PVP roams.
  • Competent FCs and an environment to learn.
  • POS Security.
  • A place to thrive, and excel.
  • A place to call home.

  • If you are a solo Eve player, DON'T APPLY. We like to socialize.

    Requirements:

    • Full API required for all accounts in and out of corp. Really? Yes, really, sorry, it's a requirement.
    • Characters must be at least 1 month old.
    • Mumble VOIP.


    For applications and more info join the SWI_Public channel, say 'hi' and ask for an Sai.

    Recruitment is finally back OPEN.

    The guy that does all the videos

    Sai Talos
    Gallente Federation
    #2 - 2013-02-13 21:22:57 UTC
    Believe it or not we are STILL recruiting.

    The guy that does all the videos

    Havoc Virus
    Johnny's Fresh Hot Antimatter Delivery Service
    #3 - 2013-02-14 22:12:36 UTC
    Still recruiting.
    AznTaiMaiShu
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #4 - 2013-02-16 01:25:02 UTC  |  Edited by: AznTaiMaiShu
    By the numbers:
    Last month:

    PVP
    Capital ships stolen: 1 (Thanatos )
    T3's Destroyed: Many
    T3's Lost in PVP: 0

    We replace all ships 100%. Including fully fit T3. RISK FREE PVP

    Our average SP per PVP pilot is 7M.

    Our Isk destroyed is around 80B. Our isk loss is around 5b.

    Defensive PVP Ratio: 3B Destroyed : 1B Lost
    Offensive PVP Ratio: 77B Destroyed : 4B Lost. Cool
    POS Razed: 4 Live, 2 large, 2 medium and a few small.

    Average Income of active players from PVE:
    6B

    Average PI income of active players:
    1.5b

    Mining:
    60m/HR in secured WH space.

    COME FOR THE ISK. STAY FOR THE PEW.
    Accepting miners, missioners, pve specialist logistics (POS management), accountants, web developers, strategic planners, SGWF FC's, the occasional F1 hero from null, and of course all drake babies :)

    Stop mining in high sec! Come join orca supported mining in wormholes!
    Sai Talos
    Gallente Federation
    #5 - 2013-02-17 00:06:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Sai Talos
    http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=16593

    We do things like that. Warp in in a fleet of cruisers and down faction-fitted battleships, T3's, Logi...

    We also wake up the next day and say... speed clear 12 C4 sites in 2 hours.

    Perhaps you're interested in your very own personal POS? A little delux apartment in the sky? We can arrange that.

    If you want the best of both worlds.. look no further. Join our chat channel "SWI_Public"

    The guy that does all the videos

    MrCrabb
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #6 - 2013-02-19 00:49:07 UTC
    We have 2 Worm holes, And all the indy that goes with both holes... Shocked

    As you can tell we also have the pvp wing to keep things safe.
    Edwick Dallocort
    Renegade Cakes
    #7 - 2013-02-19 06:30:01 UTC
    Secure wormhole PI, it's like printing money. Plus missioning, and risk-free PVP roams, what's not to like?
    Sai Talos
    Gallente Federation
    #8 - 2013-02-23 22:35:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Sai Talos
    Some prospective PVP pilots have balked, 'But look at your efficiency!"

    See, when I and my now head of military joined our corp we had a 6% overall efficiency. Three years of simply failing at pvp is what we inherited.

    Month: Kills

    August: 0
    September: 3
    October: 3
    November: 10
    December: 28
    January: 136
    February: 214

    See a pattern here? It's neigh exponential. February isn't even over yet.

    Ship replacement, competent FCs, and disciplined, unscrupulous fleets. That's what we offer.

    Also, did we mention the PI? The constantly watched and well defended WH entrances? The Exotic Dancers, Female?

    The guy that does all the videos

    Eury Thorn
    Mechanical Advantage
    Insidious.
    #9 - 2013-02-26 01:47:20 UTC
    Bump for my corp

    everyday is a new adventure :3
    Deepsniper
    Caldari Provisions
    Caldari State
    #10 - 2013-02-27 00:04:03 UTC
    Bumps for the corp. Sai told me to...


    These guys are a bunch of fun. We love to hunt people down and get some kills, sometimes a little crazy.

    For those indy and PvE guys yeah we got a place for you but watch out for dark eyes when he has a hungry look in his eye.

    All in all these guys are alright.
    Azazel A'taku
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #11 - 2013-02-28 04:12:54 UTC
    "No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it."

    Albert Einstein

    and also bump.....
    Drythar Starthra
    State War Academy
    Caldari State
    #12 - 2013-03-02 01:42:21 UTC
    I've had some very outstanding operations and communications with these guys. Friendly, effective at what they do and real active. Anybody who wants to make isk, go roaming for action or be in a top notch corp..this is the place. I'd also like to mention these guys are a very honorable bunch...

    +1 from me
    Sai Talos
    Gallente Federation
    #13 - 2013-03-12 22:32:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Sai Talos
    I was goooooing to tell the story of how we stole a thanatos from someone who left it sitting in space at an un-fueled pos, then sieged their remaining tower with it and moved in like we owned the place for a few weeks... FORCING them to blow it up and then collecting Concord's insurance payout on it... but it's a long story and I'm just too exhausted from running sleeper sites and FCing roams all last night.

    Instead I'll just announce we now ALSO occupy a C2 with a static C3 and HS. If you're new to wormholes, you can thank me later for getting one. If yer not, you'll find out how much money you can make when you join.. and how much PVP is to be found there.

    COME FOR THE ISK, STAY FOR THE PEW.

    The guy that does all the videos

    AznTaiMaiShu
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #14 - 2013-03-15 17:00:43 UTC
    First 3 days of the month... 4 carriers in WH killed.

    We can help u fix your killboard.

    Tired of being a number?
    Been in Blobs but never learned how to PVP?
    Making crap money mining crap rocks in high sec?
    Want to become WH security by your presence alone in High Sec?

    Want phat loot and delicious T3 tears?

    Look no further... Your future awaits!
    Phoenix Jones
    Small-Arms Fire
    #15 - 2013-03-19 14:40:43 UTC
    Good group of guys, great communication. Fun to be with.

    Were open for business.

    Yaay!!!!

    Devaas Ganluul
    Imperial Academy
    Amarr Empire
    #16 - 2013-03-22 14:55:55 UTC
    Bump, great group of guys. +1
    Red Ovaert
    Center for Advanced Studies
    Gallente Federation
    #17 - 2013-03-25 19:58:51 UTC
    Great group of people Big smile

    Bump!
    Sai Talos
    Gallente Federation
    #18 - 2013-03-26 00:02:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Sai Talos
    We offer in summary:


    • C1 static High, C2 static High/C3, C4 static C2.
    • Nightly pvp roams, brawls, with the occasional accidental fratricide.
    • Opportunities to pos bash, because we all know how fun shooting structures is.
    • The best PI in the game, full stop.
    • Crazy/effective leadership.
    • Upward mobility.
    • Continued expansion and growth.
    • A modicum of hand-holding.


    We collect tears, we collect loot, and we collect ourselves after fits of laughter proceeding wellping NS and WH fleets alike.

    Killboard still EXPONENTIALLY increasing. Come be a part of our community and make history.

    The guy that does all the videos

    Sai Talos
    Gallente Federation
    #19 - 2013-03-27 23:29:02 UTC
    STILL RECRUITING. How can it be?

    Learn how to crit mass, roll holes, Jihad, and logoffski like pros.

    Come help us print isk.

    Recruiting Asset Reallocation Specialists and Specialists to be!

    DOIN GOD'S WORK SINCE 2010.

    The guy that does all the videos

    Azazel A'taku
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #20 - 2013-03-30 01:59:57 UTC
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