Warfare & Tactics

>implying, regardless of the humorous context of this thread, that Dodixie isn't actually the new Jita

How am I upset?

Watching Gallente failcascade in hilarious fashion after talking a huge amount of smack on the forums has been an ongoing source of entertainment for myself and the rest of Caldari Militia.

Meanwhile, you become so upset and angry at your continual failure in PVP that you made a tear-drenched thread begging the rest of the player community for help.

Every single post you make - and by that I mean literally every post in your recent post history - is you either whining about or insulting the Gallente militia. You seem to have no respect for people on the other side of the battle (which is a simple feat even Goons can manage) and little enough respect for members of your own militia. I've never seen you "gf" in local after a battle, which Gallente militia do even with the Drama Queen himself. You seem to have completely missed the point of this thread in that it's meant to be humorous ribbing. In short - generally, people who are content and enjoying their game don't whine nearly as much as you.

I mean, look at this sort of thing:



So losing no major alliances, maintaining relatively good morale and getting good fights despite being knocked down to Tier 2 counts as "failcascading?" Dopified's gangs held up the conquest of Hasmijaala for nearly a week and they never numbered more than fifteen pilots at a time. Despite losing more ships than the Caldari we came out ahead in ISK destroyed in almost every engagement. Yeah, we're losing territory but squids have a lot more territory to conquer before they kick us out of FW space and it seems to me like you're not taking it anywhere near as fast as you were. It seems to me that you're projecting what you want to happen - i.e. failcascading - onto a reality that doesn't match it and trying to make the pieces fit.



"Tear drenched?" See, this is pretty much another indicator of how you're projecting what you want to be true onto a reality that doesn't resemble it (and it's also a good indicator that you didn't actually read the thread). I'm getting Hookbill kills with faction loot drops and Omen Navy Issue kills in a logistics cruiser - yeah, I've lost a ton of Merlins, but oh well, Merlins. I've already made half a billion off the LP I plexed and killed for in just the first two days I was in FW. My corp's growing in numbers, we got our first Dustie and I have more money in my wallet than I've ever had before. Old friends of mine are actually coming back to the game just to join my corp. I've made new friends in the Gallente militia as well.

Meanwhile, WHG, basically the only corporation in the Caldari militia I have an enduring respect for (MXD actually has a "do not pod" list, and the only Caldari militia pilot on it is a member of WHG) is disbanding. Funny, that.

And on another note, what's wrong with admitting you have a deficiency and asking for help? The help the player community has given me actually made me a better PvPer.

EVE is fun again, I'm really, really rich (even though we're only on Tier 2!) and I owe it all to how awesome the FDU is. Much love.

Whining about blobbing and uneven numbers is the refuge of the insecure. It's somewhat illustrative that you're complaining about it (which is pretty lame in and of itself, given that outnumbering an enemy is a perfectly valid tactical advantage which almost every successful alliance and corporation in EVE besides Rooks and Kings - who make a point to intentionally fight outnumbered - have used), and then bring up Ev0ke, who have been observed to drop forty Thrashers on a small plex.

It's also pretty funny that you're outright admitting Caldari are only winning because an 800-man nullsec alliance joined you. Even X Gallentius wouldn't have been so uncharitable.



In a war, you're always going to lose some battles. I could bring up the cruiser fight in which you engaged two T1 DPS cruisers and two T1 logis with a 2v1 advantage and only managed to kill the Logi ships after you lost a Navy Omen, and didn't even manage to stop the DPS cruisers from warping out, or the fight in which you couldn't kill ten frigates in five destroyers and an AF.

But I'm not going to, because you win some and you lose some, and your childish behaviour ("Gallente failbads?" Seriously?) basically proves my point about being miserable and bitter.

Can this thread die already? All the humor/things worth reading were on the first couple of pages...

LOL@the tearful wall of text...

While it's amusing that you acknowledge that Caldari is 'winning', once this is solely because Ev0ke provided the numbers Caldari needed to approach parity with the Gallente failblob.

Back on topic, exactly HOW did Gallente take the remaining systems (for a whole day)? That's right, they systematically blobbed each system one at a time after setting up a POS for links/spare ships and invariably ran from even fights and hid until they could come back with double the numbers. Look at what happened to you in Hasmajalia time and time again. No wonder you're so angry.

Yes, you've unmasked our secret. It was so easy to use the blob tactic you have figured out. We do it all the time and squids never do it. I don't know why we abandonned this strategy. It is clearly the only way to win eve. But, anyway I guess we have now lent it to you. Tier 0 here we come

Those are just corpses we find at gates and put lipstick and dresses on.

I have a few 'second hand' ones you can buy.

You realise Falcons can't enter Novice Plexes, right? Less lies please.

The two Blackbirds were against a larger gang with no less than three Logis.

Why are Gallente always so frightened of ECM?



Gallente STILL outnumber Caldari. Look at the FW statistics in-game.

Not to mention that a huge number of Caldari's nominal figure is made up of random non-contributing players who entered FW on a goof and choose Caldari because that's their starting race or it's close to Jita, where they live.



Blobbing is wholly dependent on superior numbers.

No numerical superiority, no blob.

No blob, Gallente can't win at PVP.

Checking checking checking...Nope doesn't say plex size on killboard. So we'll take the Falcon out of the equation, hmmm looking at the first couple deaths/kills of the fight on your side, the killmails show 5-6 GalMil pilots. Then we look at your killmails, and we see numbers ranging from 5-7, So it was an even fight AND you had logi frigs. So not only is not a "fair" fight, you had the number advantage, as well as the fleet comp advantage. It's funny though cause you never hear GalMil complaining about losing, that is your tactic. You must lose A LOT to be so proud of this kill report.
*posting of killmails is not allowed* - CCP Eterne


I guess we'll have to take you for your word on this one but seeing I just showed your dispensaries on your first killmail, it might be a hard pill to swallow. Also, we dislike ECM cause it allows scrubs like you to fight. win, and LoL we kicked your ass blobbers. No in fact you won cause no one could shoot anything.




So only YOUR figures are skewed my non-contributing members or because it's their starting race? Or null sec carebear farmers? Shoot I have 2 GalMil alts.

And so what if we have a hundred or so more "players" then you, we have FOUR THOUSAND MORE KILLS. That's right, 4000. None of our 10 top killers have less then 200 kills, when your militia's TOP killer has 190. So you go spouting your stupid "Damar" misleading arguments and your stupid LoL yo. No one believes them, your own militia isn't even stepping up to the plate for you. I am done with you, get served.



@Andreus, thanks doing that now.