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When is the next Dev Blog?

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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2013-01-18 15:17:48 UTC
I look forward to reading DevBlogs... I want one.

I guess that is the "content" of this post.

As we need to avoid the "lacks content" I will fill the rest of my post with reasons I like DevBlogs.

1) It makes me feel like I have an investment in the game.
2) It makes me feel like the developers care about the game.
3) It makes people who watch me reading Devblogs at Starbucks assume I am employed.
4) My parents don't think I am wasting my life when I am reading Devblogs, they assume it is homework.
5) I can sit in class and read Devblogs and at casual appraisal the Professor assumes its about Project Management.
6) I can show women DevBlogs and they giggle and say "oh thats complicated" rather than "Mario Underpants?, I am a little freaked out"
7) I can print DevBlogs and post them on the bulletin boards at the Library and the Librarian won't take them down as they seem like official business.
8) I can place DevBlogs into a manila folder, and blackmail people claiming to have incriminating evidence of their indiscretions.
9) I sucessfully argued that a Development Blog, is a valid resource for my Business "Development" class.
10) I need something to read for the 45 minutes a day I spend in the restroom.

Now with 100% less Troll.

Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#2 - 2013-01-18 15:34:20 UTC
Cough... Fan Fest.

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.

Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#3 - 2013-01-18 15:40:48 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
Cough... Fan Fest.


I want to go, but the problem is I am just a douche bag IRL and could never live up to my in-game reputation.

Now with 100% less Troll.

Zagdul
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-01-18 15:50:04 UTC
Nobody cares how you feel Tom.

Dual Pane idea: Click!

CCP Please Implement

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-01-18 18:39:04 UTC
Tom, It might be time to try other things...and also get rid of the mario underpants....just sayin'.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-01-18 18:41:39 UTC
You're obviously going after the wrong women if they're bothered by Mario underpants.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#7 - 2013-01-18 18:43:08 UTC
I mean honestly who makes a living diving in a sewer pipe, stomping on mushrooms and turtles and rescuing a woman with stockholme syndrome and is on shrooms and puff the magic dragon?

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.

Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#8 - 2013-01-22 06:29:03 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
I mean honestly who makes a living diving in a sewer pipe, stomping on mushrooms and turtles and rescuing a woman with stockholme syndrome and is on shrooms and puff the magic dragon?



... Woah

Now with 100% less Troll.

ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#9 - 2013-01-22 08:47:41 UTC
Soon™

Pirate

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