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Monocle? The MOST Exquisite Club in New Eden!

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TharOkha
0asis Group
#81 - 2013-01-14 05:39:25 UTC  |  Edited by: TharOkha
MetaMorpheus Jones wrote:
It's like no one wants to tell you guys . . .


I know it's hard to hear. It's like trying to tell the saggy-pants guy: "You don't look cool, or down, or hip. You look like you need a belt. And a job."


Truth hurts, I know. But it will be best that you know now, rather than go on obliviously. So here it is:

Shut up, you jealous poor peasant and get to your mighty overlord cup of quafe.

CODE. Venture hunt contest in a nutshell
Signal11th
#82 - 2013-01-14 09:12:57 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
This is an authorised announcement from The Monocle Clubhouse

Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?

No longer will you be sitting in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror and wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.

Well... The time has come.

I am announcing the opening of The Monocle Clubhouse. A place to brag, have fun and look oh so pretty.
Send me an in game mail/message if you have a monocle and I shall see you receive your letter of invitation.

Don’t have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

/Princess



Monocles are pointless and any scrub can basically afford one now, e.g ME, I think Oscar Wilde said "Why would I want to join a club that would allow me to become a member."

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#83 - 2013-01-14 12:16:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Princess Saskia wrote:
This is an authorised announcement from The Monocle Clubhouse

Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?

No longer will you be sitting in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror and wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.

Well... The time has come.

I am announcing the opening of The Monocle Clubhouse. A place to brag, have fun and look oh so pretty.
Send me an in game mail/message if you have a monocle and I shall see you receive your letter of invitation.

Don’t have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

/Princess


You should open a petition, CCP should make it so that we can wear two monocles at once, one on each eye!

I promise You, You won't feel complete unless You can wear two monocles at once!

And some cool looking but essentially useless piece of cybernetic to cover up the lower part of Your face.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

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Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#84 - 2013-01-14 12:22:26 UTC
do people even buy the other monocle, i mean, i have never seen someone use one

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
ScoRpS
Moist Wanted.
OnlyFleets.
#85 - 2013-01-14 16:06:38 UTC
The ugliest thing ever to go on a toons face. CCP needs a fashion designer!
TharOkha
0asis Group
#86 - 2013-01-15 10:02:43 UTC  |  Edited by: TharOkha
Signal11th wrote:

Monocles are pointless and any scrub can basically afford one now, e.g ME, I think Oscar Wilde said "Why would I want to join a club that would allow me to become a member."


Maybe you don't understand just how rich we are. In fact, I think I'd better put on a monocle.

EDIT:: Also 30B hats would be cool Idea

CODE. Venture hunt contest in a nutshell
Kai Sheia
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#87 - 2013-01-15 11:26:48 UTC
Zol Interbottom wrote:
do people even buy the other monocle, i mean, i have never seen someone use one


tried an Odin one for a bit. it was hard to even see that it was there, and didn't look all that good.

frankly even if someone was using it, you might not notice. they are pretty easy to miss.
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#88 - 2013-01-15 16:11:58 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
Princess Saskia wrote:
This is an authorised announcement from The Monocle Clubhouse

Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?

No longer will you be sitting in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror and wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.

Well... The time has come.

I am announcing the opening of The Monocle Clubhouse. A place to brag, have fun and look oh so pretty.
Send me an in game mail/message if you have a monocle and I shall see you receive your letter of invitation.

Don’t have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

/Princess


You should open a petition, CCP should make it so that we can wear two monocles at once, one on each eye!

I promise You, You won't feel complete unless You can wear two monocles at once!

And some cool looking but essentially useless piece of cybernetic to cover up the lower part of Your face.


Wouldnt be monicles then. Would be Bionicles!

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
Tetsel
House Amamake
#89 - 2013-01-27 01:25:41 UTC
I just got my membership today, and this club is amazing !!!!!

Loyal servent to Mother Amamake. @EVE_Tetsel

Another Bittervet Please Ignore
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#90 - 2013-01-27 02:25:43 UTC
"Boob Implants" = 400 Aurum.

CCP moves operation to Australia... after buying it.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#91 - 2013-01-27 03:11:28 UTC
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Monocls shud b destory aftr pilot lose own pod, this mak no sense, when a clon die you got nekkid body without implants or party or non organic stuf... so why moncle survive?


I don't know about you, but every time I get podded, I actually get all my clothes back. Perhaps you should invest in a better quality medical clone. Also man your spelling and grammar is terrible.
Droopsack
Huitloxopetl Inc.
#92 - 2013-01-27 04:50:48 UTC
My monocle is simply divine.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#93 - 2013-01-28 10:41:18 UTC
Tetsel wrote:
I just got my membership today, and this club is amazing !!!!!


Look at my club, my club is AMAZING!.

Link to another amazing song: http://www.lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com/

 ♥ 
Monicle Winski
Doomheim
#94 - 2013-01-28 18:24:18 UTC
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I am the REAL thing
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000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
#95 - 2013-01-28 19:01:33 UTC
My alt got the boots.ini.... He's a bloke... -_-
Trin Javidan
Caymen Labs
#96 - 2013-01-28 20:51:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Trin Javidan
hungry
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#97 - 2013-02-06 16:32:28 UTC
Everyone knows Goggles and Quafe T's are the new Monocle.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Revajin
Doomheim
#98 - 2013-02-06 16:57:20 UTC
I feel like ever since I got my monocle I've been treated better. In null gate camps let me go through without a problem, women send me isk randomly along with offers to cyber (I'm pretty sure they're men), miners reimburse me when I suicide gank, etc. It really is like I'm better than anyone who doesn't have a monocle.
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#99 - 2013-02-06 18:18:49 UTC
Trin Javidan wrote:
Hello,

Could you send an invite to "Hyperdallas" in the game?

Tell him its comming form his beloved taliban friend, he will get the message


ps: ask pic's from his sister aswell to double confirm my identity behind this alt, its rly funny and you will laugh guarantied your ass off chatting afterwards with him Blink


But Hyperdallas does not have a monocle. Therefore I am not obliged to give him an invite.

/P

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Richard Galaxy
Monocle Madness
#100 - 2013-02-06 22:43:46 UTC
First time I hear of this place! Where have you lot been during all this time ... we need to band together: monocle owners are in danger out there.

General Manager AT-XI GAMBLING Monocle Madness ~ Mega-Insane Lotteries for the Mentally Unstable http://www.monoclemadness.com