EVE General Discussion

Suck it, Im in too!

Study all week for exams and log in for some addiction quenching on a Saturday night. Nothing better than this....oh wait.


From what i have seen CCP is fantastic about keeping their server up, and this doesnt seem to happen often, so no real reason to redicule them over them it.

...Of course, i will gladly play along to the angered toon of no connection if CCP is handing out some week old halloween goodies for the server issues.

yeah, took me a few to notice that you were quoting someone on facebook, and not saying this yourself.

Anyway, I blame that Polaris corp, they're always causing trouble.

Servers up now.

This outage is an outrage and you might have heard of The Constitution which specifically says something about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and you've ruined my weekend and unless you want a battalion of Navy Seal snipers to invade your country for taking away my weekend (I work all week and pay TAXES and this is what you do with my weekend??!) I expect FULL reimbursement of the past 4 years subscription costs and some skillpoints for pain and suffering. You should have thought about this when your egg-headed liberal ivy tower computer nerds bought the hardware, but you didn't and now you're at the mercy of the full military might of the U.S. Armed Forces* so you'd better choose your next move carefully, I tell you what.

* Yes, I live in Canada but I know a blackbelt who does martial arts (the word 'martial' is an ancient Sanskrit word that roughly translates to 'war') and I don't know if you know but there exists a professional courtesy between warriors, so all I have to do is ask (because I pay taxes which pay the salaries of military planners), so yeah.

Gimme some SP.

lets go CCP i have many things to do tonight . ive been waiting for a few hours now. figure this out we know you can do it!!!

Original post updated - Tranquility is back online and accepting connections! Spaceships for everyone!

A mouse from the research lab upstairs escaped and had many mini-mice inside of server 163 causing a short circuit that seems to have induced a stack overflow. Redundancy circuits would have kicked in but the minion viewing them happened to have had an Indian for lunch and was using the facilities so couldn't trigger the switch over in time. CCP will be writing a strongly worded letter to the proprietor of the restaurant at which he ate.

At or about the same time a fire broke out across the street. This wouldn't have been an issue but there is a strip club across the street and at least 3 women were evacuated before getting their blouses. This meant that CCP employees who usually are only exposed to digital boobies stampeded to the southern windows of the office. In the commotion two key programmers were injured and have been evacuated to the hospital - one with a sprained ankle and the other with a sprained other part.

This is only scuttle but or hearsay or perhaps even heresy so take it with a pinch of salt. I recommend taking the pinch of salt with some fries and those fries with a nice medium rare steak.

I hope this missive has at least been entertaining as I am confident it is about as useful as the original enquiry.

Regards,

Dirk "I look better in RL" Kouvo

Hold on, I am actually being serious here...

I'm missing fittings I applied before servers went down.

Where can I mash an 'I am angry' butan?

LMFAO god I Fing love MMO players... NOOOES TEH SERVERS CRASHED!

*rummages and rabbles around the forum*

Ohh hey there servers are about to go back online!

*clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick*

commoooooon! go back u...

yes! the servers are back up gogogogogogoogogogogogoogogogoooo!!

OMG WTF happened to the servers?!