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How to save EvE and grow it a ton.

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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
#1 - 2012-10-29 03:14:23 UTC
Make Bacon a producable and tradable commodity. Include it in all production of stations and various t2 products.


Wars will no longer be fought over ice, and moon goo, but bacon.


The bacon must flow.


Mods are asleep post ponies.

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#2 - 2012-10-29 03:15:23 UTC
It should be a blueprint and require livestock from PI.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-10-29 03:18:39 UTC
As this thread lacks real content I will now post a video about a game called Clop. It's harder than it looks.

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Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-10-29 03:19:43 UTC
Obsidian Hawk wrote:
Make Bacon a producable and tradable commodity. Include it in all production of stations and various t2 products.


Wars will no longer be fought over ice, and moon goo, but bacon.


The bacon must flow.


Mods are asleep post ponies.


+1

Bacon saves everything.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-10-29 03:20:25 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
As this thread lacks real content I will now post a video about a game called Clop. It's harder than it looks.


This wouldn't happen to have something to do with QWOP would it?

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-10-29 03:22:55 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
As this thread lacks real content I will now post a video about a game called Clop. It's harder than it looks.


This wouldn't happen to have something to do with QWOP would it?



Yeah but it's harder because this time it's a horse P

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
#7 - 2012-10-29 03:25:13 UTC
back on the topic - bacon should also be used to make super caps.

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
baltec1
Bat Country
The Initiative.
#8 - 2012-10-29 03:30:40 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
As this thread lacks real content I will now post a video about a game called Clop. It's harder than it looks.


This wouldn't happen to have something to do with QWOP would it?


Instantly thought of princess molestia...
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#9 - 2012-10-29 03:31:39 UTC
Obsidian Hawk wrote:
back on the topic - bacon should also be used to make super caps.

And milk. Yes milk must be used to fuel said capitals.

Or beer. Yes. Beer. We must carry large quanities of beer.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-10-29 03:32:49 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
As this thread lacks real content I will now post a video about a game called Clop. It's harder than it looks.


This wouldn't happen to have something to do with QWOP would it?


Instantly thought of princess molestia...


http://youtu.be/nEpb5jrbSTU Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
#11 - 2012-10-29 03:34:13 UTC
Touval Lysander wrote:
Obsidian Hawk wrote:
back on the topic - bacon should also be used to make super caps.

And milk. Yes milk must be used to fuel said capitals.

Or beer. Yes. Beer. We must carry large quanities of beer.




All of my ships have 1 exotic dancer 1 pack of smokes and some beer in them. If i ever die in pvp - i mock the otherside for destroying them.


Could you imagine the flame wars that would erupt if a cargohold of bacon and exotic dancers were lost?

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.
Silk daShocka
Greasy Hair Club
#12 - 2012-10-29 03:36:04 UTC
Chicken wings over bacon any day, all day
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-10-29 03:37:32 UTC
Silk daShocka wrote:
Chicken wings over bacon any day, all day


You just gave me one of those headaches with pictures!

I'm going to make bacon wrapped hotwings Shocked

If I survive the awesomeness I'll let everyone know what it was like

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#14 - 2012-10-29 03:37:55 UTC
Obsidian Hawk wrote:



Mods are asleep post ponies.


Haha, like we ever do that.

Also, not really a great suggestion for GD despite bacon being pretty great.