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Brushing your teeth?

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lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#1 - 2012-10-03 17:58:20 UTC  |  Edited by: lanyaie
Hello fellow capsuleers,
I am here to discuss an important matter: Brushing your teeth.

Since the closing of the eve-gate Capsuleers have not stood to each other face to face but soon the station technology will allow us to meet each other in the stations(WIS) But that brings up the question
In a all these past years what have you done to maintain your personal hygiene?

You haven't brushed your teeth for a LONG time and now how should we expect your teeth or mouth to smell like?
Will we all have to wear gas masks?


All I know is I do not want to be there talking to someone with toxic waste in their mouth.




WIS coming soon™
Gas masks Soon™
Personal hygiene Soon™



CCP add Gas masks please!

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Jim Era
#2 - 2012-10-03 17:59:19 UTC
Just destroy your clone, fresh teeth.

Wat™
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2012-10-03 18:00:38 UTC
Jim Era wrote:
Just destroy your clone, fresh teeth.



You're wrong sir, your clone gets you back the exact copy of your body from when you last cloned it that doesn't give you fresh teeth it gives you the teeth you had at the time of your cloning.

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Christy D Floyd
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-10-03 18:00:44 UTC
I would recomend you wash that hair pie first that may be the cause of all this bad breathe.

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Lord Ryan
True Xero
#5 - 2012-10-03 18:01:12 UTC
People in my office rarely bother to wash their @ss in RL and you're worry about my avatar's teeth.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#6 - 2012-10-03 18:01:54 UTC
Christy D Floyd wrote:
I would recomend you wash that hair pie first that may be the cause of all this bad breathe.



Have you looked at your face in a mirror before posting this?
You have to perform some surgery..and you have to do it QUICK.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#7 - 2012-10-03 18:04:07 UTC
Floss that asteroid belt.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#8 - 2012-10-03 18:05:04 UTC
Clystan wrote:
Floss that asteroid belt.


I prefer shooting the asteroid belts but sadly our might space overlords made asteroids indestructible...

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#9 - 2012-10-03 18:10:09 UTC
Capsuleer corpse teeth.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
ChuckNorris InSpace
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-10-03 18:13:32 UTC
lofood. real capsuleers mainline the liquefied remains of their adversaries and/or poor people.
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#11 - 2012-10-03 18:16:17 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
Jim Era wrote:
Just destroy your clone, fresh teeth.



You're wrong sir, your clone gets you back the exact copy of your body from when you last cloned it that doesn't give you fresh teeth it gives you the teeth you had at the time of your cloning.

Does it even clone the plaque buildup caused by sucking a lollipop during the rave that led to the need of a new clone in the first place?

Wow.

What an age we live in.

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https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#12 - 2012-10-03 18:32:40 UTC
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#13 - 2012-10-03 18:35:29 UTC
I add one cup of oxy-clean to every pod I jump into!

Keeps my teeth and my balls nice and cleeeeeeean!
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#14 - 2012-10-03 18:45:18 UTC
My pod fluid is actually mouth-wash.
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#15 - 2012-10-03 18:50:28 UTC
Isn't that what Spirits are for?

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Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt
#16 - 2012-10-03 18:51:18 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Isn't that what Spirits are for?

*four
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#17 - 2012-10-03 18:52:33 UTC
My Captains Quarters doesn't have a toilet or bathroom..I have to jet can my crap..fix this ccp.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#18 - 2012-10-03 18:53:26 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Isn't that what Spirits are for?

You are drunk again Chribba spirits are used as shampoo

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#19 - 2012-10-03 18:59:58 UTC
Hello, I've cleaned the thread a small bit. Remember, we don't mind fun, just don't springboard into personal attacks please. Thank you.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#20 - 2012-10-03 19:00:06 UTC
Tweety Bird wrote:
lanyaie wrote:

Lol you're=you are

What does an ISD have to do with brushing you are teeth?
don't correct someone if you're going to do it wrong.

No, you're is possessive. Like you own you're own car.



Troll scrammed and webbed !

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
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