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Eve is NOT a theme park - PROOF!

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James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#21 - 2012-10-01 01:45:03 UTC
Touval Lysander wrote:
Guys guys.

This isn't titled "The Trials, Reasoning and Motivation of James 315" - please don't derail what the other 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of Eve actually care about Smile

Not what you intended, but... I can't stop thinking "The Trials, Reasoning and Motivation of James 315" would make a great title for something. Smile

MinerBumping.com
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#22 - 2012-10-01 01:59:38 UTC
James 315 wrote:
Touval Lysander wrote:
Guys guys.

This isn't titled "The Trials, Reasoning and Motivation of James 315" - please don't derail what the other 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of Eve actually care about Smile

Not what you intended, but... I can't stop thinking "The Trials, Reasoning and Motivation of James 315" would make a great title for something. Smile

Manifesto #3?

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#23 - 2012-10-01 02:07:14 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
James 315 wrote:
Not what you intended, but... I can't stop thinking "The Trials, Reasoning and Motivation of James 315" would make a great title for something. Smile

Manifesto #3?

This needs to happen.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#24 - 2012-10-01 02:46:09 UTC
Touval wrote:

In INCURSIONER Eve, you start as a MISSIONER and spend 3 days in local convincing the FC your fit is actually good.
You update your skills and technology to be logi because they have enough guns already.
There are issues about knowing where to be, when and more importantly, for how long.
You accumulate messages saying fix my shields 'but your 200 kms away so you won't be 1-shotted.
Which one are you?


I thought I was in IncursionerEVE but since I fly armour shields are a buffer alarm which reminds me I got 10 seconds to hit the need armour button. Lol
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Shalia Ripper
#25 - 2012-10-01 10:43:31 UTC
You forgot PI EvE, industrialist EvE, Scammer EvE, Exploration EvE, Badposter EvE, Casual EvE, Ragequitter EvE, and so on...

I would think of more, but I am Le Tired EvE.

Sig blah blah blah blah
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#26 - 2012-10-01 11:04:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Touval Lysander
Shalia Ripper wrote:
You forgot PI EvE, industrialist EvE, Scammer EvE, Exploration EvE, Badposter EvE, Casual EvE, Ragequitter EvE, and so on...

I would think of more, but I am Le Tired EvE.


In LE TIRED Eve you start as soon as the alarm clock goes off about 3am, timer is off, we gotta go
You update your coffee pot with new filters and beans, it's gonna be a long day
There are issues about the wife, the kids, and work, hey, it IS Monday after all
You accumulate sick certificates and hero posts cos' you know, you were THERE

In PI Eve. what? You want 4 lines of update, issues and accumulation? You're kidding right?

In INDUSTRIALIST Eve, you're either mining, driving a freighter or spinning ships in station while that BPO does it's thing. Very hard to want to bother to write 4 lines, really, it is.

In SCAMMER Eve you write a message about how good your deal is and copy it
n SCAMMER Eve you write a message about how good your deal is and paste it
In SCAMMER Eve you write a message about how good your deal is and paste it
In SCAMMER Eve you write a message about how good your deal is and paste it

In EXPLORATION Eve, no point, he's lost.

In BADPOASTER Eve, see OP.

In CASUAL Eve, see ROOKIE Eve or LOST SOUL Eve or even BITTERVET Eve. They're pretty casual.

In RAGEQUITTER Eve, why bother, they'll never see it anyway.

Sleep tight, see ya tomorrow...

TL out.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Tinja Soikutsu
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-10-01 11:04:28 UTC
Thanks, OP, got a good laugh outa that.
Silk daShocka
Greasy Hair Club
#28 - 2012-10-01 11:12:17 UTC
OMG!!!!!111one|!!!11

Your forgots the FORUM EVE
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-10-01 11:15:21 UTC
Touval Lysander wrote:


In GANKER Eve, you start shooting as soon as you're born into empire.
You update your skills and technology just enough to do the gank.
You are the issue.
You accumulate KM's of Hulks, Mackinaws and freighters and you feel good about it.


Rinse & Repeat ??

What happened to the biomass event.
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#30 - 2012-10-01 11:19:12 UTC
Silk daShocka wrote:
OMG!!!!!111one|!!!11

Your forgots the FORUM EVE

In FORUM Eve, you start with EveMon to check whether you REALLY do need to log in
You update your facebook and twitter status and log to EVE-O forums
There are issues with mining, ganks, whines, nerfs, CCP, trolls, bad poasting and everything you said yesterday when you were pissed
You accumulate LIKES by taking a stance against BITTERVET Eve, JAMES 315 Eve, WORMHOLE Eve, SCAMMER Eve, BAD POASTER Eve, PVP Eve, MINER Eve, PI Eve, INDUSTRIALIST Eve, FREIGHTER Eve, ad infinitum

You don't really care 'cos you're poasting on your alt anyway.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Cpt BloodyMary Harlok
Empire Endeavors
#31 - 2012-10-01 11:35:57 UTC
Aw man... I'm Rookie Eve. Ugh


@OP - Thank you for this thread.
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#32 - 2012-10-01 11:47:11 UTC
Cpt BloodyMary Harlok wrote:
Aw man... I'm Rookie Eve. Ugh


@OP - Thank you for this thread.

In EVE UNIVERSITY Eve, you start by checking whether you should even log in 'cos of wardecs
You update your killboard with the rookie you took out yesterday in Rens (Kills:1 frigate , Involved: 10 BC's)
There are issues with Poetic Stanziel who thinks you're all gay
You accumulate ROOKIE Eve and try to turn them into PVP HIGHSEC Eve and they end up being MINER Eve.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Apoctasy
The Python Cartel.
Something Really Pretentious
#33 - 2012-10-01 12:12:30 UTC
This is stupid and OP should never post again
Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#34 - 2012-10-01 12:24:43 UTC
no troll category..dissapointed.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#35 - 2012-10-01 12:36:59 UTC
Apoctasy wrote:
This is stupid and OP should never post again

In APOCTASY Eve, you start by finding an inhabited thread and drop a post
You paste the same the same post you pasted in 15 other threads, it's in macro form
There are issues with actually reading and enjoying the moment, regardless of the obvious insensibility to it
You accumulate absolutely no likes, well, because, nobody likes you.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#36 - 2012-10-01 12:44:00 UTC
Mina Sebiestar wrote:
no troll category..dissapointed.

In TROLL POST Eve, you start by thinking up with some reply that is bad timing, bad judgement or just plain bad
You update your last 15 posts deliberately inciting violence in topics that have an obvious consensus
There are issues with ISD's, DEV's and occassionally GM's and the banhammer is a constant companion
You accumulate hate and angst from everybody but somehow get LIKED because you're either crazy or have lots of alts.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#37 - 2012-10-01 16:31:14 UTC
I think I fit into the lost soul Eve.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Smiknight
Smiknight Corporation
#38 - 2012-10-01 17:32:41 UTC
You practiced that entire speech in front of a mirror and on your commute to and from work, didn't you? It's ok, you can admit it.
A reward devoid of risk is no reward at all, but is instead a handout.
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#39 - 2012-10-01 20:04:57 UTC
Lost Soul and proud.

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
Arec Bardwin
#40 - 2012-10-01 20:48:15 UTC
MOTHER RUSSIA EVE?
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