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LiquidDreams
Rock Eaters
#1 - 2012-09-27 09:15:05 UTC  |  Edited by: LiquidDreams
hi i would like a poster i can print out and hang up on my school
that can attract new players to EvE Online

so if anyone could make one it would be nice.

gonna use A4 paper :)
Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-09-27 09:47:51 UTC
Dude.......your neck.

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
LiquidDreams
Rock Eaters
#3 - 2012-09-27 10:18:37 UTC
i know.. read my bio
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#4 - 2012-09-27 10:59:40 UTC
+1 for your neck and Bio, if anything :)

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-09-27 13:06:58 UTC
Try asking CCP directly

CCP Contact info is here.

There are free Eve Wallpapers here.



Also try
google "eve online [insert your text here]"
Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#6 - 2012-09-27 14:19:01 UTC
Find a good copyshop that can and print out this baby.
Jim Era
#7 - 2012-09-27 15:19:49 UTC
Please tell me you are in college OP.

Not middle school n,n

last thing we need is a zombie version of EVE.

Wat™
LiquidDreams
Rock Eaters
#8 - 2012-09-27 16:02:43 UTC
the age is 16 and up..
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#9 - 2012-09-27 18:47:30 UTC
Louis deGuerre wrote:
Find a good copyshop that can and print out this baby.


Louis, you're like 4 years out of date man.

At least use this one

The Drake is a Lie
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-09-27 20:13:03 UTC
Add the Yahtzee quote "Eve nerds are to nerds what nerds are to normal people" Big smile

Also your neck Shocked

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#11 - 2012-09-28 02:51:53 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Also your neck Shocked
Yeaaah, looks terminal, I don't think giving him ISK will help. Maybe when he turns 18, if he makes it that long, it'll self correct? Possible...
I understand though, most kids now a days are too fat to mow lawns to afford "operations" like we did in ancient times. So may as well make posters to solicit for the buddy program etc.. beats washing cars in a neck brace and feeding tube. I'm so glad I'm not a kid now, they have it sooo tough, hard-hard times for 'em.

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-09-28 02:59:23 UTC
Webvan wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Also your neck Shocked
Yeaaah, looks terminal, I don't think giving him ISK will help. Maybe when he turns 18, if he makes it that long, it'll self correct? Possible...
I understand though, most kids now a days are too fat to mow lawns to afford "operations" like we did in ancient times. So may as well make posters to solicit for the buddy program etc.. beats washing cars in a neck brace and feeding tube. I'm so glad I'm not a kid now, they have it sooo tough, hard-hard times for 'em.


25% of kids are too fat to join the US military... and only 1/3rd of the ones that aren't are smart enough to pass the asvab P

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#13 - 2012-09-28 03:13:21 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


25% of kids are too fat to join the US military... and only 1/3rd of the ones that aren't are smart enough to pass the asvab P

hah yeah, and it's only going to get worse. Some schools are lowering the calories in meals at school to curve obesity. The fit kids are throwing a fit since they burn a lot of calories in sports and such activities. Meanwhile the fat kids sneak in sugar sodas and chips. So 5-10 years it'll be nothing but fat kids and brain starved dolts. All according to plan me thinks lol

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Zanzbar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-09-28 05:49:03 UTC
Jump out from bushes and take peoples lunch money, then tell them to htfu and run away laughing. Only real way to explain eve imo
Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#15 - 2012-09-28 08:12:09 UTC
Xercodo wrote:
Louis deGuerre wrote:
Find a good copyshop that can and print out this baby.


Louis, you're like 4 years out of date man.

At least use this one


Sweet thanks !
LiquidDreams
Rock Eaters
#16 - 2012-09-28 13:40:14 UTC
Webvan wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Also your neck Shocked
Yeaaah, looks terminal, I don't think giving him ISK will help. Maybe when he turns 18, if he makes it that long, it'll self correct? Possible...
I understand though, most kids now a days are too fat to mow lawns to afford "operations" like we did in ancient times. So may as well make posters to solicit for the buddy program etc.. beats washing cars in a neck brace and feeding tube. I'm so glad I'm not a kid now, they have it sooo tough, hard-hard times for 'em.



i am 30 years :(
Ehmmmhhh
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-09-28 22:37:28 UTC
What a beautifull neck you got your self there mr Main :)
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-09-28 23:23:05 UTC
Webvan wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


25% of kids are too fat to join the US military... and only 1/3rd of the ones that aren't are smart enough to pass the asvab P

hah yeah, and it's only going to get worse. Some schools are lowering the calories in meals at school to curve obesity. The fit kids are throwing a fit since they burn a lot of calories in sports and such activities. Meanwhile the fat kids sneak in sugar sodas and chips. So 5-10 years it'll be nothing but fat kids and brain starved dolts. All according to plan me thinks lol


Not to worry, DARPA predicts by 2025 the US will have fully autonomous soldiers

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
The HowlingMad Murdock
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-09-29 03:17:51 UTC
Webvan wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


25% of kids are too fat to join the US military... and only 1/3rd of the ones that aren't are smart enough to pass the asvab P

hah yeah, and it's only going to get worse. Some schools are lowering the calories in meals at school to curve obesity. The fit kids are throwing a fit since they burn a lot of calories in sports and such activities. Meanwhile the fat kids sneak in sugar sodas and chips. So 5-10 years it'll be nothing but fat kids and brain starved dolts. All according to plan me thinks lol



anyone else get reminded of Idiocracy?
LiquidDreams
Rock Eaters
#20 - 2012-09-29 12:00:22 UTC
The HowlingMad Murdock wrote:
Webvan wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


25% of kids are too fat to join the US military... and only 1/3rd of the ones that aren't are smart enough to pass the asvab P

hah yeah, and it's only going to get worse. Some schools are lowering the calories in meals at school to curve obesity. The fit kids are throwing a fit since they burn a lot of calories in sports and such activities. Meanwhile the fat kids sneak in sugar sodas and chips. So 5-10 years it'll be nothing but fat kids and brain starved dolts. All according to plan me thinks lol



anyone else get reminded of Idiocracy?



ey back to topic now :P !
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