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Tutorial: How to fix captains quarters

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-09-17 17:36:49 UTC
1. Add pick axe to Aurum store.
2. Add zombies
3. Add plenty of square blocks
4. Hide technetium under lava pocket.
5. Profit

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Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest

Noriko Mai
#2 - 2012-09-17 17:38:30 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
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And faild instantly...

"Meh.." - Albert Einstein

James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#3 - 2012-09-17 18:11:58 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
This post was created to improve the general discussion's overall thread quality.

The jury's still out on that one. Smile
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#4 - 2012-09-17 18:13:10 UTC
what.. no chainsaw? and what about nazi uniforms for the zombies?

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?

TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#5 - 2012-09-17 18:18:58 UTC
Features & Ideas is that way ----------->

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.

Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#6 - 2012-09-17 18:57:43 UTC
You forgot hats.

Also pet cabbit's w/ jetpacks.

Signatures should be used responsibly...

Pipa Porto
#7 - 2012-09-17 19:44:33 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
1. Add pick axe to Aurum store.
2. Add zombies
3. Add plenty of square blocks
4. Hide technetium under lava pocket.
5. Profit

This post was created to improve the general discussion's overall thread quality.


You forgot:

6. Get sued by Bethesda.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto

Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-09-17 19:48:19 UTC
My Gallente CQ could really use a disco ball hanging over that glass floor bit in front of the monitor.
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#9 - 2012-09-17 19:54:27 UTC
Pipa Porto wrote:
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
1. Add pick axe to Aurum store.
2. Add zombies
3. Add plenty of square blocks
4. Hide technetium under lava pocket.
5. Profit

This post was created to improve the general discussion's overall thread quality.


You forgot:

6. Get sued by Bethesda.


Just don't mention that commonly used name for rolled up pieces of paper with spells on them. And to be on the safe side, don't mention anything about how old those papers are either.

Lawyers may be watching this thread at this very moment....

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

Malphilos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-09-17 19:55:09 UTC
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-09-17 19:57:18 UTC
The obvious solution to making the CQ a success:

Scripting language + multiplayer games + option to have the CQ-TV in FullScreen, of course.
I'd be one of the first to code a multiplayer tetris AND a syndicate (bullfrog) clone ... because FUCKYEAH!


Thank you very much, i accept any donations of various sizes.
Pipa Porto
#12 - 2012-09-17 20:02:13 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Pipa Porto wrote:
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
1. Add pick axe to Aurum store.
2. Add zombies
3. Add plenty of square blocks
4. Hide technetium under lava pocket.
5. Profit

This post was created to improve the general discussion's overall thread quality.


You forgot:

6. Get sued by Bethesda.


Just don't mention that commonly used name for rolled up pieces of paper with spells on them. And to be on the safe side, don't mention anything about how old those papers are either.

Lawyers may be watching this thread at this very moment....


No need to specify having spells on them. I wonder when Bethesda's going to sue the Library of Alexandria? They had up to a million S*****s in their collection.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto

Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-09-17 20:02:37 UTC
Give me the ability to sit and play old console games on my CQ monitor and I'll love you long time.
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
Dr Synn
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-09-19 17:41:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Dr Synn
What the hell have bethesda got to do with minecraft?Question

BTW do I get a prize?
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#15 - 2012-09-19 17:43:54 UTC
Easy one step process. Just click "Do not load"

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

Malception
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-09-19 17:51:07 UTC
You guys are not prepared. This is the longest string of fail posts I've ever seen. Devs, forget all the bullcrap above and just add exotic dancers.
Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-09-19 17:56:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Paul Oliver
Malception wrote:
You guys are not prepared. This is the longest string of fail posts I've ever seen. Devs, forget all the bullcrap above and just add exotic dancers.
I totally agree, the captain's closet needs Jovian burlesque dancers, and if we can't have them perhaps some Blood Raider kabuki would suffice.
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#18 - 2012-09-19 18:08:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
Give us option to play DUST or EVE online on CQ screen.
minerdave
wiggle Tech.
#19 - 2012-09-19 18:35:44 UTC
needs moar ponies :L
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#20 - 2012-09-19 18:36:44 UTC
CQ is fake.
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