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CCP: The Art Department's New Direction
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stoicfaux
#1 - 2012-08-30 03:11:31 UTC
Pumpkin - 2 year old daughter
Daddy - Father of Pumpkin

Daddy: < working on laptop > < type type typity type >
Pumpkin: Up, daddy! Up!
Daddy: < puts daughter on lap >
Pumpkin: Spathips. Spathips please daddy. (Translation: Spathips == spaceships)
Daddy: Awww, that's my girl! < google images spaceships >
... few minutes later ...
Pumpkin: No! No spathips!
Daddy: Eh?
Pumpkin: Bunnies, daddy. Bunnies!
Daddy: Ok < google images bunn...>
Pumpkin: No! No bunnies!
Daddy: Err.. okay. More spaceth..spaceships?
Pumpkin: No! No spathips! No bunnies.
Daddy: ... < perturbed > ...
Pumpkin: Bunny spathips, daddy. Bunny spathips!
Daddy: Awwwwwww! < google images bunny spaceships >


So there you have it CCP. Bunny Spathips Spaceships. If you care at all about capturing the next generation of Eve players, then crack the whip on the Art Department and make it so. You have a little less than 28 years[1] to implement bunny spaceships.


[1] Pumpkin isn't playing Eve (or dating) until she's 30, so you have some time.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Matriarch Prime
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-08-30 03:14:59 UTC
Haha, cute. Start em young and you never have to wonder where they wondered off too. :)

I like big guns. I can not lie. You other suckas can't deny. When I warp in, with an itty bity sig, with an arty in your face, you get sprung. You want to pull out your debuffs, 'cause you want to loot my stuff...deep, in a worm with nary, an escape but you can't stop staring. 'Cause, Oh crap!, Baby's got Point!
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#3 - 2012-08-30 03:17:43 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:



[1] Pumpkin isn't playing Eve (or dating) until she's 30, so you have some time.



Oh go on you know you want to see the tears produced when someone realises they just got exploded by a 2 year old, and then the return of the tears when they find out it was a girl.

There's a player who has just subscribed to Eve who has a 3 year old daughter with an accidental kill under her belt in an unnamed fps, she was sat on his lap and dropped a grenade or 3 at a spawn point.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Sturmwolke
#4 - 2012-08-30 04:03:46 UTC
Step 1: Make BunnySuit™
Step 2: Go into the avatar settings -> wear BunnySuit™
Step 3: Walk outside into the hangar in a Bunnysuit™
Result : Girl happy! happy!