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"the ‘time to peenis’ is around 30 seconds"

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Uyeiu
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-08-02 17:30:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Uyeiu
in case you were wondering.

from the CSM minutes
Chatte Noire
PepperPark Deep Space Operations
#2 - 2012-08-02 18:07:35 UTC
Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert. In its oldest forms, cakes were normally fried breads or cheesecakes, and normally had a disk shape. Determining whether a given food should be classified as bread, cake, or pastry can be difficult.
Modern cake, especially layer cakes, normally contain a combination of flour, sugar, eggs, and butter or oil, with some varieties also requiring liquid (typically milk or water) and leavening agents (such as yeast or baking powder). Flavorful ingredients like fruit purées, nuts, dried or candied fruit, or extracts are often added, and numerous substitutions for the primary ingredients are possible. Cakes are often filled with fruit preserves or dessert sauces (like pastry cream), iced with buttercream or other icings, and decorated with marzipan, piped borders or candied fruit.[1]
Cake is often the dessert of choice for meals at ceremonial occasions, particularly weddings, anniversaries, and birthdays. There are countless cake recipes; some are bread-like, some rich and elaborate, and many are centuries old. Cake making is no longer a complicated procedure; while at one time considerable labor went into cake making (particularly the whisking of egg foams), baking equipment and directions have been simplified so that even the most amateur cook may bake a cake.
Din Chao
#3 - 2012-08-02 18:08:44 UTC
That's the rule at my house.
Ottersmacker
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#4 - 2012-08-02 18:13:25 UTC
would that not be time to letting loose your torrent of man porridge

i just locked an open door.. strange, yet symbolically compelling.

Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
#5 - 2012-08-02 18:17:18 UTC
Proper lubrication of the zipper will reduce this time, of course.
Sarik Olecar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-08-02 18:27:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Sarik Olecar
I'm going to the store for Cakemix and Vaseline!

This thread has given me an idea...

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Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-08-02 18:31:51 UTC
Chatte Noire wrote:
Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert. In its oldest forms, cakes were normally fried breads or cheesecakes, and normally had a disk shape. Determining whether a given food should be classified as bread, cake, or pastry can be difficult.
Modern cake, especially layer cakes, normally contain a combination of flour, sugar, eggs, and butter or oil, with some varieties also requiring liquid (typically milk or water) and leavening agents (such as yeast or baking powder). Flavorful ingredients like fruit purées, nuts, dried or candied fruit, or extracts are often added, and numerous substitutions for the primary ingredients are possible. Cakes are often filled with fruit preserves or dessert sauces (like pastry cream), iced with buttercream or other icings, and decorated with marzipan, piped borders or candied fruit.[1]
Cake is often the dessert of choice for meals at ceremonial occasions, particularly weddings, anniversaries, and birthdays. There are countless cake recipes; some are bread-like, some rich and elaborate, and many are centuries old. Cake making is no longer a complicated procedure; while at one time considerable labor went into cake making (particularly the whisking of egg foams), baking equipment and directions have been simplified so that even the most amateur cook may bake a cake.


Finally something interesting in these forums.

brb

Sarik Olecar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-08-02 18:34:29 UTC
Sarik Olecar wrote:
I'm going to the store for Cakemix and Vaseline!

This thread has given me an idea...

Confirming that this was a REALLY bad idea...

Sad

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Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-08-02 18:47:55 UTC
Because of Falcon.
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-08-02 18:50:59 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
Because of Falcon.



But then Arazu decloacks Twisted

brb

Hiyora Akachi
Izia Freight Limited
#11 - 2012-08-02 18:56:58 UTC
And then we post ALL THE DRAKES!



WOO BLARG! DRAKES FOR THE DRAKE GOD!
Trin Xi
#12 - 2012-08-02 20:09:32 UTC
Yep, page 45, in regard to logo customizations for ship skins.

One possible solution:

  • Make custom graphics a simple icon pick-list
  • Make one of the graphics on the pick-list a semi-obvious phallus
  • When someone picks it for their graphic, instead of the graphic, display the word MORON in large block capital letters

Post with someone else's main™.

CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#13 - 2012-08-02 20:11:53 UTC
Spam.

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