Crime & Punishment

HAHAHA! You even sound exactly the same. I love it when kids try to use words they don't know the meaning of in an attempt to appear smart.

Literally, I went for a walk. literally, I typed on my keyboard. literally, I ate a sandwhich. ROFL....


Deamon Ceed, we really should thank you for this hilarity, I've never seen a bigger joke than you. Thanks for the lolz, clown.

like eating skunk....

This is a slight improvement but not enough yet. My sponsorship of gankers will continue until you show sufficient posting improvement. You are also required to edit your former posts so they are coherent and follow the suggested improvements.

While I made the incredibly common mistake of misusing the word "literally", (should have just said absolutely) my point still remains valid. The fact that you log onto a 9 day old alt (with nothing but "Eve PVP sucks" posts) to cry "ALT!!!" is amusing.

The important things to remember in all this are:

Daemon, Astro, and I are the only gankers in eve.
We only do so because of severe social/emotional deficiencies.
None of us can read or write.
There is no way to make a profit ganking.
Anyone disagreeing with you is an angry, butthurt teenager/alt.

ROFLMAO! SO funny how butthurt some kids get when you go down to the basement and shine the flashlight of truth on their pathetic existence. The subconscious is a powerful thing whether you realize it or not. Actions speak louder than words.


Deamon Ceed, you are the first person I've known to make a brag thread, of a claim which isn't even impressive or hard to do in the slightest, and then hop on alts to praise yourself and defend yourself. pffffffffffft..BAHAHAHHAAHAA!!! .......... Still hilarious every time I think about it.

Looking at this thread is like going to wal-mart, I can't help but feel vastly superior to all the derps and and clowns I see.

Thanks, angry kids, for making me feel better about my brain, once again.

You know, Fabbi -- can I call you Fabbi? -- if you're going to rip on someone else's maturity on an Internet forum, then it will help your credibility a lot to:

A) Stop spewing puerile MMOG-cliches left, right, and centre (could you use that stupid word "butthurt" a few dozen more times? It's not quite repetitive enough, yet).
B) Cut out the text/Net-speak.
C) Remember that proper capitalisation and punctuation are your friends. Note: All-caps =/= proper capitalisation.
D) Post with your main, or bar that due to bans or whatever, then a frequently-used/known character.

Or ideally,

E) Just stop. *******. Posting.

Next!

Grow up. Stop acting like a petulant teenager. That's my job.

Others have already commented on it.

When you obnoxiously post about another's supposed maturity, you only reflect upon yourself.

If I were Deamon, I would probably want this thread to die.

Its pretty funny how it started out as a attention-craving brag thread and ended up as such an embarrassing testament to his mental age. Poor kid must have got picked on in school or something. I guess some ppl gotta let their frustrations out somewhere, right? I suppose its better that his social life is regulated to a video game than having the risk of him breeding in the real world. EVE certainly provides a nice outlet for the trash of humanity in that way.

Its really kind of pathetic if you think about it. People like Deamon are acting on their subconscious whether they realize it or not, they want others to feel like they do. Happy, content people don't feel the need to run around trying to annoy other people at their own expense. Its the sign of jealousy and butthurt at the world. Personally, I find no challenge or reward in simply being a d-bag to anyone you can, but different strokes for jokes.

I have to thank Deamon for this thread. Although pathetic, its always somewhat amusing to watch shtbags clown themself so hard and repeatedly. Never have I seen someone actually log on to alts to praise themselves in their own brag thread. I can just picture him now, switching his character and scrolling down the thread, clicking the "like" button for every post he makes. ROFL.

Deamon, you really should post more often. I've never seen a more hilarious clown.

Confirming that suicide gankers never venture out into lowsec (or in my case, wormholes) looking for combat ships to blow up.

Poor Deamon has to have girls fight his battles for him...and dumb ones at that. Deamon's alt was the one to pull the "i'm more mature" card, not Fabulous Rod, tard.

Confirming gankers aren't any less of bears than the miners they are so proud of annoying.