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Funeral Services for Capsuleers

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Doomheim
#1 - 2012-07-10 01:57:11 UTC
Want to say goodbye to your previous incarnation? Got your charred meat-popsicle in deep-freeze and want to give it a sentimental send-off? Fond of those implants that you had and need closure?

I'm offering a touching funeral service for Capsuleers that will melt your hearts in even the coldest reaches of space.

Services:

Jet can burial for your mining character in his/her favourite belt: 5 mil
280mm Howitzer Artillery II salute: 5 mil
Quad 3500mm Gallium I Cannon salute: 20 mil
Corpse contract send-off for your trader character: 3 mil broker fee
Dedicated POS burial plot: 15 bil
Titan wreck memorial: 30 bil

Additional Costs:

Tears in local: 10 mil (per hour)
Exotic Dancers buried alive with your corpse in cargo hold / can: 3 mil (each)
Favourite jukebox song played through EVE Voice: 15 mil
Moving words: 7 mil (text) / 18 mil (EVE Voice)

If you would like a custom service that is not listed please request below.
Lilliana Stelles
#2 - 2012-07-10 02:02:19 UTC
....but I want an outpost named after me as a gravestone.

Not a forum alt. 
T' Elk
Strategically Bad
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2012-07-10 02:21:01 UTC
Just...why?

~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~ I come back after 2 years to THIS? ~Now 4 years apparently
Kyle Ward
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-07-10 02:36:02 UTC
Best. Idea. Ever.

The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong!
SegaPhoenix
Chicks on Speed
Weapons Of Mass Production.
#5 - 2012-07-10 02:36:24 UTC
One of the purest examples of what can be achieved in a player driven sandbox. You are my hero!
Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
#6 - 2012-07-10 02:40:49 UTC
classified data wrote:
I'm offering a touching funeral service
I hate those hands-off funerals. Send your loved-ones off with a good groping, I say.

[/sarcasm]
Kuehnelt
Devoid Privateering
#7 - 2012-07-10 03:22:46 UTC
Father Mcfee
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-07-10 04:20:14 UTC
I might as well offer my services as well.

To deliver those that need guidance into the afterlife. With "The Last Rights" or a Eulogy.


I offer a 10m isk 10 minute service and Eulogy after the deceased has been put to rest.

I will transmit a last rights speech from my chambers upon request and post the Eulogy at the location requested by those who loved the recently departed.


God be with you.
Alara IonStorm
#9 - 2012-07-10 05:59:17 UTC
EVE Cemetery.

Ahhh the memories.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#10 - 2012-07-10 07:28:44 UTC
Moving this from General Discussion to Sell Orders.

It is a good idea though.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Nazowa
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-07-10 09:44:27 UTC
Awesome Shocked