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I have a problem... creative solution needed...

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Aurelius Valentius
Valentius Corporation
Valentius Corporation Alliance
#1 - 2012-06-27 12:06:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Aurelius Valentius
Greetings,

I have a new EVE box (G71G-Q1 very nice, and a very nice matching mouse G300 and funny they really match when never the two designers ever met... and EVE is again on full settings and 61FPS or better sometimes in the 90s)...

I have PLEXed up a bit for time, my ships look good...I have my jump clones all in a row, polished my ore cans, numbered my recycle bins, and so on... even cleaned the CG bathroom... *sigh*

My pilot skills are fast approaching all sup-capitals in the game.. I even got my very first KM in the game the other day, and got ganked as well - a moment of joyful fun in a otherwise dull day...but... with my kamikazi jag in bits and two ganker cats in flames... I was stuck by a profound sense of something...


... what should have been for me a gleeful moment of "YES!!!!" and for other maybe a more tearful "My poor jaggie!!!!..whaaa" ...I felt NOTHING...it was a non-event... I even could not enjoy the smack... it degrated to me simply saying to "U Mad Bro..." ... a donation of 1M ISk each two of there smack talking corpies... "Heard you was a poor peasant" (donated ISK)... oh, what ever is wrong... THEN IT HIT...

I AM BORED, AND IN AN NPC CORP...3 years... THIS IS ALL EVE WILL EVER BE UNLESS...I change my ways...

So...what creative things do people do? I need some input!...
Tobias Durandal
Primal Instinct Inc.
The Initiative.
#2 - 2012-06-27 12:08:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Tobias Durandal
I make people give me their ships.

Edit: Correction. I don't make people do anything. I do however create a very unique set of circumstances which make that sometimes the best option.
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#3 - 2012-06-27 12:08:24 UTC
Join a silly corp.. rob them blind.. then join some big nullbear alliance?

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?

Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#4 - 2012-06-27 12:13:40 UTC
Three years in the game and you just got your first pvp kill the other day?

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted

Tobias Durandal
Primal Instinct Inc.
The Initiative.
#5 - 2012-06-27 12:15:26 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Three years in the game and you just got your first pvp kill the other day?



I've never had a pvp anything.
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#6 - 2012-06-27 12:17:16 UTC
Tobias Durandal wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Three years in the game and you just got your first pvp kill the other day?



I've never had a pvp anything.

Mother must be proud.

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted

Tobias Durandal
Primal Instinct Inc.
The Initiative.
#7 - 2012-06-27 12:18:49 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Tobias Durandal wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Three years in the game and you just got your first pvp kill the other day?



I've never had a pvp anything.

Mother must be proud.



I NEVER KNEW MY MOTHER, I WOKE UP IN THIS VAT OF FLUID AND WAS RUDELY DUMPED ON METAL FLOORS.
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#8 - 2012-06-27 12:18:50 UTC
WORK ON YOUR CAPITAL FORUM POSTING LEVEL!
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#9 - 2012-06-27 12:20:53 UTC
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
I AM BORED, AND IN AN NPC CORP


That, right there, is the problem you need to fix.
Simple advice - decide what it is you really want to do in this game and then research the Corps out there who meet, or come close to what you're looking for.


Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#10 - 2012-06-27 12:21:51 UTC
Join red verse blue and start enjoying more pew pew.
Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-06-27 12:22:25 UTC
You've said it yourself. You're in NPC corp. That gets you bored sooner or later. Try to find a nice corp that suits your play style and where you can contribute with what you achieved already (skills, ships, ...). Find a corp that has a common goal or develop a goal with them.
Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
#12 - 2012-06-27 13:13:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Nyreanya
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
I have a new EVE box (G71G-Q1 very nice, and a very nice matching mouse G300...
and EVE is again on full settings and 61FPS or better sometimes in the 90s)...
I have PLEXed up a bit for time, my ships look good...I have my jump clones all in a row...
My pilot skills are fast approaching all sup-capitals in the game..

Fix the attitude, then join a player corp. I would rather have a poor noob in my corp than a rich e-peen.

[/sarcasm]

Aurelius Valentius
Valentius Corporation
Valentius Corporation Alliance
#13 - 2012-06-27 14:07:04 UTC
"I make people give me their ships."

- I like it, draw up a business plan and lets look for venture capital... um... hows your credit rating?


"Edit: Correction. I don't make people do anything. I do however create a very unique set of circumstances which make that sometimes the best option."


- that bad huh? no matter... fetch an eye-patch and lets give it the old college try... I suggest a evemail promotion..."that old used scrap ships filling you hangar? why not turn them into ISK! just contract them to...


"Join a silly corp.. rob them blind.. then join some big nullbear alliance?"

- *enters "people and places" and hits search* ...hmmm, silly corp...silly corp...must be one somewhere... hmmm...


"Three years in the game and you just got your first pvp kill the other day?"


- No comment...I PvP'ed but I never enhaled!!!


"WORK ON YOUR CAPITAL FORUM POSTING LEVEL!"

- Brilliant, I like it... *scribbles furiously*


"That, right there, is the problem you need to fix.
Simple advice - decide what it is you really want to do in this game and then research the Corps out there who meet, or come close to what you're looking for."

- You must be alot of fun on a blind-date.


Join red verse blue and start enjoying more pew pew.

- Even more brilliant!...I did consider this, though not sure about it or maybe FW (again)...but one might try this... it's just not all that, it lacks that certain kind of well uber-thingy!


"You've said it yourself. You're in NPC corp. That gets you bored sooner or later. Try to find a nice corp that suits your play style and where you can contribute with what you achieved already (skills, ships, ...). Find a corp that has a common goal or develop a goal with them."

- I have someone you should meet up with for coffee you might like eachother... *dials up Thorn Galen" herro? yea I want to fix you up with a friend...


"Fix the attitude, then join a player corp. I would rather have a poor noob in my corp than a rich e-peen."

...I might say the same, doesn't seem I am the one with an attitude here..."poor noob, rich e-peen, "My" corp... hmmm" - Are you a silly corp by chance? *wink*

Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-06-27 14:15:33 UTC
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
....stupid responses ...

Shocked After that post I'm on the same side with Nyreanya.

Did you just come here to troll us? Worst attitude Ive seen for a long time - and I read GD on a daily basis.
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-06-27 14:18:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Aruken Marr
Joining a player corp would be a good start.


Xearal wrote:
Join a silly corp.. rob them blind.. then join some big nullbear alliance?


You've changed man! You've changed...
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#16 - 2012-06-27 14:23:14 UTC
Cebraio wrote:
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
....stupid responses ...

Shocked After that post I'm on the same side with Nyreanya.

Did you just come here to troll us? Worst attitude Ive seen for a long time - and I read GD on a daily basis.


Ditto that.

Terrible troll remains terrible.
Aurelius Valentius
Valentius Corporation
Valentius Corporation Alliance
#17 - 2012-06-27 15:15:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Aurelius Valentius
Cebraio wrote:
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
....stupid responses ...

Shocked After that post I'm on the same side with Nyreanya.

Did you just come here to troll us? Worst attitude Ive seen for a long time - and I read GD on a daily basis.


Hmmm... I see someone made a quote, then replaced some words, then posted a retort...and tried to pass it that I was the troll... Congrats Troll... find where I put that in a post, I didn't...and your cheap attempt to trash me in thread... foiled.

"reason for reporting this post" [above]

Poster had commited quote fraud, please castrate him and then place him in a blast furneous genitals first...oh and remove the post, thx.
Citizen Smif
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-06-27 15:26:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Citizen Smif
The OP is either an amazing troll or a complete ass.

If you are the first, I'd like to congratulate you. Your thread has brought me a slight smile.

If you are the latter, then my advice is: if you think all these ideas are stupid ones then go outside and.. you know.. breathe fresh air 'n' stuff.
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-06-27 15:38:20 UTC
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
Cebraio wrote:
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
....stupid responses ...

Shocked After that post I'm on the same side with Nyreanya.

Did you just come here to troll us? Worst attitude Ive seen for a long time - and I read GD on a daily basis.


Hmmm... I see someone made a quote, then replaced some words, then posted a retort...and tried to pass it that I was the troll... Congrats Troll... find where I put that in a post, I didn't...and your cheap attempt to trash me in thread... foiled.

"reason for reporting this post" [above]

Poster had commited quote fraud, please castrate him and then place him in a blast furneous genitals first...oh and remove the post, thx.


On second thought please stay in your NPC corp.
Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-06-27 15:46:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Cebraio
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
Cebraio wrote:
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
....stupid responses ...

Shocked After that post I'm on the same side with Nyreanya.

Did you just come here to troll us? Worst attitude Ive seen for a long time - and I read GD on a daily basis.


Hmmm... I see someone made a quote, then replaced some words, then posted a retort...and tried to pass it that I was the troll... Congrats Troll... find where I put that in a post, I didn't...and your cheap attempt to trash me in thread... foiled.

"reason for reporting this post" [above]

Poster had commited quote fraud, please castrate him and then place him in a blast furneous genitals first...oh and remove the post, thx.


I never said " ....stupid responses ..." were your words. It was meant to be a summary of your responses. I'm sorry if it came across otherwise to anyone. But I guess you're the only one who doesn't get it.

Lol at reporting my post. You may be lucky to find an ISD deleting it though. Where is "quote fraud" even defined in the rules. Nowhere?

So in case you aren't meaning to troll (which I can't believe after what I read), let me give you this advice: Your self perception is waaaaaay off from how other people see you. You should work on that.

To give you even more hints: You more or less directly attacked at least three people who gave you valid answers. And where you did not attack the posters, you ridiculed the answers.

tl; dr: You come across as an *******, but you don't see that.
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