Out of Pod Experience

Putting a side my normal dreams where all my teeth fall out, or I jump out of a plane in a Commando mission and the parachute does not work. Or that I am the captain of a ship that gets sucked into the depths of the ocean and I drown or that I am fighting an opponent until I throw a fist into my wall and wake up yelling with bloody knuckles, I had an interesting dream today.


I was somewhere in a riverbed, the nile river I think because baby Jesus came washed ashore in a basket. I was putting water over my head, and then I saw the basket floating towards me, with baby Jesus crying inside.

Then I went in, to try help it, I went knees deep into the water, when I saw splashes and a big huge nile crocodile coming floating towards us.

Knowing it was baby Jesus and all, I still, ran the heck out of the water, left the baby in the basket behind and ran for my life inland.

Then I woke up.

That's ok right? Does not mean I am a bad person right ?

It makes you a terrible person, leaving that poor crocodile in the river with some crazy evil god child.

The other night I dreamed about CCP Sharkbait doing unspeakables to my level 23 Argonian archer. Then Golom tricked us and we got ambushed and somehow ended up in a Panther tank blowing up a fuel depot. Not too sure what to make of it.

Shows what you know.

I had a dream where I was kidnapped by scary faced children and ransomed for truck fulls of Smarties. Should I stop working at the Early Learning Center?

I'd have thrown baby Jesus at the crocodile.

The massive amounts off bullcrap might have made it sink

I had a dream that I was a soldier in the Mexican-American war. Our unit had downtime so I was trying to get in the pants of some french chick in a mobile diner in your typical war torn town setting, but then I got called to duty because some mexicans set off fireworks on some poor old lady's lawn so we had to summon the super awesome monster trucks on hydraulics with a rack of missile launchers brigade that destroyed an entire rainforest wheel hopping all the way ot the enemy.

then I woke up.

I am pretty sure that was baby Moses.

I am astonished by your failure of Old Testament. I blame all the idol worshipers and their Jesus and Mary statues.

I can tell by the avatar backlighting that you fancy yourself some prodigy. At least mentally. The over powering jaw graphics suggest want of a physical strength you are unable to posses; either by genetics, determination or underground enhancements.

So quit exaggerating. Lighten up and stop feeling so undeservedly grandious. Otherwise you are crazy.

Lol, no biggy, Jesus respawns anyway.

In fairness, if it was baby Jesus, then it wouldn't of been bullcrap