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Any other active mutant players out there?

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Ituhata
Killboard Padding Services
#21 - 2012-06-22 16:24:22 UTC
I am actually quite hairless except for my nips. They're like natural tassels.
Goremageddon Box
Guerrilla Flotilla
#22 - 2012-06-22 16:25:23 UTC
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
My nipple hair is normal, but I have no wisdom teeth. They weren't pulled, I just don't have them. Does that count?


how old are you? they are prolly still there, did you get an x-ray to confirm?


getting an x-ray would qualify you in my opinion, small dosage of radiation and all that...
Goremageddon Box
Guerrilla Flotilla
#23 - 2012-06-22 16:25:55 UTC
Ituhata wrote:
I am actually quite hairless except for my nips. They're like natural tassels.


that mental image has made me frown.

unless ur a girl.


then i vomitted.
Ituhata
Killboard Padding Services
#24 - 2012-06-22 16:27:50 UTC
To continue frowning is the appropriate response. Hold your lunch.
Goremageddon Box
Guerrilla Flotilla
#25 - 2012-06-22 16:33:18 UTC
Ituhata wrote:
To continue frowning is the appropriate response. Hold your lunch.


its 1:30 am here in korea. -.-
Ituhata
Killboard Padding Services
#26 - 2012-06-22 16:46:17 UTC
Then hold your fourth meal. Also go to bed.
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#27 - 2012-06-22 17:09:38 UTC
Ituhata wrote:
Goremageddon Box wrote:
Ituhata wrote:
You know the creases on your fingers? not counting the one at the base which connects to your palm, most people will have two creases on every finger. Not me, I have 3 creases on my right pinky finger. Also I have a grotesquely large nose.


i just counted my creases.



Ugh.... troll


Totally not trolling


The mutants are among us!

_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _

Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#28 - 2012-06-22 17:10:38 UTC
Technically, everything about us is a mutation. Its the nature of sexual reproduction.
Goremageddon Box
Guerrilla Flotilla
#29 - 2012-06-22 17:11:45 UTC
Corina Jarr wrote:
Technically, everything about us is a mutation. Its the nature of sexual reproduction.


logic on the internet is bad.....
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#30 - 2012-06-22 17:12:08 UTC
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
My nipple hair is normal, but I have no wisdom teeth. They weren't pulled, I just don't have them. Does that count?


I had 6 wisdom teeth. Does that count?

_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _

Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#31 - 2012-06-22 17:38:23 UTC
Goremageddon Box wrote:
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
My nipple hair is normal, but I have no wisdom teeth. They weren't pulled, I just don't have them. Does that count?


how old are you? they are prolly still there, did you get an x-ray to confirm?


getting an x-ray would qualify you in my opinion, small dosage of radiation and all that...


Old enough that my teeth were xrayed using a candle and a bird with a beak capable of chopping stone who claimed "it's a living".
Implying Implications
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-06-22 17:48:48 UTC
I have 3 legs.
Bill Loney
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-06-22 17:52:37 UTC
Palovana wrote:
Does anyone playing EVE have any bizarre genetic or body mutations?

Was anyone near TMI in 1979, Chornobyl in 1986 or Fukushima last year?

Is a third nipple considered a mutation?

A sixth finger? (Inigo Montoya wants a word with you)


And theres me thinking these forums couldn't get any lower.
leviticus ander
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2012-06-22 18:42:29 UTC
Corina Jarr wrote:
Technically, everything about us is a mutation. Its the nature of sexual reproduction.

I was pretty much thinking this. a couple significant abnormalities with me are that I can flex my fingers about 70° backwards, and that at this point, most people that know me think I'm invulnerable to car accidents. I've been in 7 car accidents,2 of which I shouldn't have survived, and the worst I got from those was a sore shoulder.
Ituhata
Killboard Padding Services
#35 - 2012-06-22 18:44:34 UTC
7?

I'd have considered walking or at least taking the buss after the third.
Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
#36 - 2012-06-22 19:54:39 UTC
Bill Loney wrote:
Palovana wrote:
Does anyone playing EVE have any bizarre genetic or body mutations?

Was anyone near TMI in 1979, Chornobyl in 1986 or Fukushima last year?

Is a third nipple considered a mutation?

A sixth finger? (Inigo Montoya wants a word with you)


And theres me thinking these forums couldn't get any lower.

This thread is a joke.

A parody of this thread.

Maybe I shouldn't have included Fukushima, I'll admit that one was in poor taste.
Crunchie Attuxors
Always Another Corporate Venture
#37 - 2012-06-22 19:58:54 UTC
Palovana wrote:
Does anyone playing EVE have any bizarre genetic or body mutations?

Was anyone near TMI in 1979, Chornobyl in 1986 or Fukushima last year?

Is a third nipple considered a mutation?

A sixth finger? (Inigo Montoya wants a word with you)



I call shenanigans. Everyone knows there are no mutants on the internet.
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leviticus ander
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2012-06-22 21:49:03 UTC
Ituhata wrote:
7?

I'd have considered walking or at least taking the buss after the third.

I've never been the driver. and 2 of them were me on a bicycle getting run into by people not paying attention.
Ituhata
Killboard Padding Services
#39 - 2012-06-22 21:55:31 UTC
leviticus ander wrote:
Ituhata wrote:
7?

I'd have considered walking or at least taking the buss after the third.

I've never been the driver. and 2 of them were me on a bicycle getting run into by people not paying attention.


I didn't mean to imply you were the driver, my apologies if that's how you understood it. Nevertheless, had I been in a car acident 7 times I'd think an omnipotent being was trying to tell me something. Now that I know a few were outside of a vehicle, I might consider avoiding roads entirely....travel through the woods and stuff. Of course, it would be funny to hear a car found its way to you in the woods somehow. Lol
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