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A Closed Letter to those who write Open Letters.
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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#1 - 2012-06-19 02:42:18 UTC
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"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-06-19 02:48:08 UTC
Malacath Azaria
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-06-19 02:48:58 UTC
Don't ever eat food from an unfamiliar Indian restaurant. I made this mistake 3 nights ago & have been regretting it since. It wasn't so much the diarrhea that took several ours to expel forcefully from my anus, but the extreme ammount of farting. The smell, oh god the smell!
Doggy Dogwoofwoof
Space Mob
#4 - 2012-06-19 02:50:22 UTC
Malacath Azaria wrote:
Don't ever eat food from an unfamiliar Indian restaurant. I made this mistake 3 nights ago & have been regretting it since. It wasn't so much the diarrhea that took several ours to expel forcefully from my anus, but the extreme ammount of farting. The smell, oh god the smell!

Describe the smell.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#5 - 2012-06-19 02:51:59 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Disregard that, open letters are the best.

Found the text of the OP.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#6 - 2012-06-19 02:52:04 UTC
/unsigned
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#7 - 2012-06-19 02:55:03 UTC
Malacath Azaria wrote:
Don't ever eat food from an unfamiliar Indian restaurant. I made this mistake 3 nights ago & have been regretting it since. It wasn't so much the diarrhea that took several ours to expel forcefully from my anus, but the extreme ammount of farting. The smell, oh god the smell!


I find that the most efficient way to eat Indian food is to have it delivered directly to my toilet stall. As I pee out of my butt, I eat an equivalent amount of "food". Resulting in a constant stream of intake and outflow

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-06-19 03:24:38 UTC
Sounds legit

brb