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Hulkageddon/CCP Paranoia - But what if...
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TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#1 - 2012-05-29 18:37:08 UTC
You often hear theories of how people in CCP are working for/with goons to make them the best game players in this entire srs internet spaceship world.

But what if it's the other way round? What if CCP have recruited goonswarm to become an elite bot-killing force? With the announcement of infinite hulkageddon, one cannot help but think that any smart miner will know how to get the hell out of the way of a ganking boat - therefore, the only ones who won't be able to avoid the guns of the goons will be bots.

This would also explain goons' nullsec empire; they don't want sov, they're just hunting down the nullsec bots! Fair mining for each section of the EVE universe!

Discuss. Or something.

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-05-29 18:37:57 UTC
You sound mad bro. I recommend re purposing your Orca alt to act as a gank support ship.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#3 - 2012-05-29 18:40:05 UTC
masternerdguy wrote:
You sound mad bro. I recommend re purposing your Orca alt to act as a gank support ship.


...yes, I thought I'd made it clear on that other thread that your pro-goon likewhoring is neither entertaining nor clever. If you knew anything about goodposting you'd realise that, from my tone, I am in fact in favour of hulkageddon. Go home.

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
Ryuss Draven
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#4 - 2012-05-29 18:40:39 UTC
This man knows too much.
Gabriel Kaile
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-05-29 18:41:52 UTC
He must be eliminated.
HVAC Repairman
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-05-29 18:42:07 UTC
this was all planned at the annual GSF McDonalds get together

all the plans were written on the back of a napkin

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masternerdguy
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-05-29 18:42:37 UTC
TheBreadMuncher wrote:
masternerdguy wrote:
You sound mad bro. I recommend re purposing your Orca alt to act as a gank support ship.


...yes, I thought I'd made it clear on that other thread that your pro-goon likewhoring is neither entertaining nor clever. If you knew anything about goodposting you'd realise that, from my tone, I am in fact in favour of hulkageddon. Go home.


You'd be right except for two issues.

1. I don't care about getting "likes".
2. My posting history indicates a long life of telling carebears to HTFU.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
Denarus Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-05-29 18:43:11 UTC
Everyone's dead Dave.

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TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#9 - 2012-05-29 18:44:24 UTC
masternerdguy wrote:
You'd be right except for two issues.

1. I don't care about getting "likes".
2. My posting history indicates a long life of telling carebears to HTFU.


1. From your posting style, I seriously doubt that you live for anything else.
2. All I can see is sperge and badpost.

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-05-29 18:45:40 UTC
TheBreadMuncher wrote:
masternerdguy wrote:
You'd be right except for two issues.

1. I don't care about getting "likes".
2. My posting history indicates a long life of telling carebears to HTFU.


1. From your posting style, I seriously doubt that you live for anything else.
2. All I can see is sperge and badpost.


EVE-Search is amazing, you should try it sometime. Chribba did a pretty good job with it.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-05-29 18:46:14 UTC
Whilst killing bots is enjoyable, they don't provide the tear-soaked eve-o threads, PMs, and local comments.

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#12 - 2012-05-29 18:48:00 UTC
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Whilst killing bots is enjoyable, they don't provide the tear-soaked eve-o threads, PMs, and local comments.


Or maybe bots have advanced to that level..?

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
Llywelyn Emrys
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-05-29 19:04:51 UTC
TheBreadMuncher wrote:
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Whilst killing bots is enjoyable, they don't provide the tear-soaked eve-o threads, PMs, and local comments.


Or maybe bots have advanced to that level..?


You will be assimilated.
Jaques Cadelanne
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-05-29 19:11:18 UTC
I'm sure that CCP's bot hunters participate actively in hulkageddon, simply because the easiest way to see whether a miner is alive or not is to gank the player next to them in the belt.
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#15 - 2012-05-29 19:11:36 UTC
Llywelyn Emrys wrote:
You will be assimilated.


Shocked

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Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2012-05-29 19:12:55 UTC
HVAC Repairman wrote:
this was all planned at the annual GSF McDonalds get together

all the plans were written on the back of a napkin


have you seen where that is btw? last i saw mittens blew his nose with it
Richard Desturned
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-05-29 19:15:10 UTC
I got sick from that quarter pounder, we should have a burger king meetup next year

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HVAC Repairman
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-05-29 19:15:27 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
HVAC Repairman wrote:
this was all planned at the annual GSF McDonalds get together

all the plans were written on the back of a napkin


have you seen where that is btw? last i saw mittens blew his nose with it
i heard DJ cut it up into a bunch of tiny pieces and did a line but i gots no confirmations on dat, dawg

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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-05-29 19:34:27 UTC
The fact that this post exist and that ive responded to it tells me two things.


1. The OP should go outside in the sunshine
2. I am wasting my life
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
HVAC Repairman
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-05-29 19:36:33 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
The fact that this post exist and that ive responded to it tells me two things.


1. The OP should go outside in the sunshine
2. I am wasting my life
sir posting is never wasting ones life

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