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Enjoy your lowered online numbers, suckers! I'm out of here!
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Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#1 - 2012-05-26 03:33:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Petrus Blackshell
I'm going to the beach for the weekend!

I will be back to shitpost more and shoot more spaceships on Monday, though.

Make sure to blame the -3 online character count on Goonswarm, Hulkageddon, Eve dying, CCP being terrible, etc. Cheers!

Discuss.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#2 - 2012-05-26 03:35:08 UTC
U MAD BRO?

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
SetrakDark
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-05-26 03:35:17 UTC
Despite what those close to you say to not hurt your feelings, you are in fact not pulling off that speedo at all.
ModeratedToSilence
Farming Collective of Mould
#4 - 2012-05-26 03:35:33 UTC
Best OMG numbers are plummeting thread this week.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#5 - 2012-05-26 03:36:59 UTC
SetrakDark wrote:
Despite what those close to you say to not hurt your feelings, you are in fact not pulling off that speedo at all.

My mom bought me it, I have to wear it so she's not sad...

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#6 - 2012-05-26 03:42:08 UTC
But the rifters will miss you ~

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#7 - 2012-05-26 03:43:52 UTC
Obligatory your stuffs can I haz?

Also, have fun for the weekend. Wish I had a beach within 100 miles.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#8 - 2012-05-26 03:44:28 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
SetrakDark wrote:
Despite what those close to you say to not hurt your feelings, you are in fact not pulling off that speedo at all.

My mom bought me it, I have to wear it so she's not sad...


Show me that...

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#9 - 2012-05-26 03:49:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Petrus Blackshell
Corina Jarr wrote:
Obligatory your stuffs can I haz?

Also, have fun for the weekend. Wish I had a beach within 100 miles.

Actually it's a 130 mile drive for me. It's okay though. I know a shortcut.

Ed: Yes, you can have my stuff. I will log on and contract you a Rifter. Congrats!

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#10 - 2012-05-26 03:50:42 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
SetrakDark wrote:
Despite what those close to you say to not hurt your feelings, you are in fact not pulling off that speedo at all.

My mom bought me it, I have to wear it so she's not sad...


Show me that...

What the...?

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#11 - 2012-05-26 03:52:21 UTC
I can play for hours without seeing a person in local, Jita only has a few people...it's awful.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#12 - 2012-05-26 04:07:16 UTC
... I just realized what ship toasting means.

Mind. Blown.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-05-26 04:09:20 UTC
Ship toast and jam.

No really, troll the forums and fly ECM ships.

No really, I just thought of this and that's all I'm ever going to do from now on.

Hello, hello again.
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#14 - 2012-05-26 04:23:07 UTC
Corina Jarr wrote:
Obligatory your stuffs can I haz?

Also, have fun for the weekend. Wish I had a beach within 100 miles.



No you cannot haz my stuff because I can't find it
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#15 - 2012-05-26 04:30:00 UTC
Actually shitposting from my ipad on vacation. Haven't figured out how to play eve on this thing yet. I did buy the TS app off itunes, $4.99. Really stupid since I don't even talk on it when I'm in game.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#16 - 2012-05-26 04:31:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Petrus Blackshell
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Corina Jarr wrote:
Obligatory your stuffs can I haz?

Also, have fun for the weekend. Wish I had a beach within 100 miles.

Actually it's a 130 mile drive for me. It's okay though. I know a shortcut.

Ed: Yes, you can have my stuff. I will log on and contract you a Rifter. Congrats!

Contract up. I put some sand and seashells in it to keep you company.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#17 - 2012-05-26 04:35:26 UTC
Make sure to swap to your +5s learning clone since you know you won't be endangering it :)

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#18 - 2012-05-26 04:42:44 UTC
Someone call the Coast Guard. We have reports of a beached fail whale.
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#19 - 2012-05-26 04:43:41 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
I'm going to the beach for the weekend!

I will be back to shitpost more and shoot more spaceships on Monday, though.

Make sure to blame the -3 online character count on Goonswarm, Hulkageddon, Eve dying, CCP being terrible, etc. Cheers!

Discuss.


Your tears will also be harvested for my dinner

see sig.

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Mfume Apocal
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-05-26 04:44:14 UTC
Damn, was hoping to score some stuff.
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