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Let me tell you why people are killing highsec miners. A manifesto.

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Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#641 - 2012-02-29 06:46:08 UTC
Whiskey Juvenile wrote:
Are you really taking this seriously? OP is almost word for word "Mein Kampf" with "high sec miner" replacing "the jew".


This is a game.

The OP is talking about a stance in a game.

The stance pertains to the game world, in which we pay to play.

The gankers gank in a game. The miners mine there.

It's a game.

You realize this is a game, right?

Really? Hitler?

It's a game.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Whiskey Juvenile
State War Academy
Caldari State
#642 - 2012-02-29 07:03:29 UTC
You're so right, it is a game. The person I quoted got trolled hard by the OP. The OP made a relatively low-effort troll post, and got back dividends on his time investment.
Vigilant Archer
Doomheim
#643 - 2012-02-29 20:13:36 UTC
This just made me want to gank the OP for being narrow minded.
Then I wanted to gank the OP even more when he tried to portray suicide gankers as crusaders for good or something like that and miners as evil. When in reality suicide gankers are suicide gankers because they have fun being suicide gankers, nothing more nothing less, they aren't crusaders of some good nor are they evil, they just do what they have fun doing, and I encourage that they play the way they want to play. Miners are just that miners, they aren't bots, miners don't hide bots, miners report bots when they notice them, and at times miners even kill the bots when they see them. Bots aren't noticed oftentimes because of something called AFK mining or something else called people minding their own business and assuming that that hulk over there is another player. At any rate isn't it the miners who are hurt the most by the mining bots, after all they are both harvesting the same resources and selling the same stuff?

Thinking about this made me mad and made me want to gank the op.

Then I realized EVE is a game, so I just said whatever, just let him be he can't do anything to me anyway, (especially if he spends all his time writing essay worthy posts like this).
Ettu Brute II
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#644 - 2012-02-29 20:26:36 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
You realize this is a game, right?

You realise that you can tell a lot about a person's true character by the way they play a game, right?
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#645 - 2012-02-29 20:29:53 UTC
Ettu Brute II wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
You realize this is a game, right?

You realise that you can tell a lot about a person's true character by the way they play a game, right?


For example if they throw a tantrum when the mean Hotel Manager at Boardwalk Plaza charges them full rent, eliminating them from the game?

Sure, I do realize that. I wonder if you do.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Ettu Brute II
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#646 - 2012-02-29 22:08:55 UTC
Darth Gustav wrote:
Ettu Brute II wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
You realize this is a game, right?

You realise that you can tell a lot about a person's true character by the way they play a game, right?


For example if they throw a tantrum when the mean Hotel Manager at Boardwalk Plaza charges them full rent, eliminating them from the game?

Yep.
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#647 - 2012-02-29 22:39:23 UTC
Ettu Brute II wrote:
Darth Gustav wrote:
You realize this is a game, right?

You realise that you can tell a lot about a person's true character by the way they play a game, right?


Eyes are the windows to the soul?

How one acts behind the veil on anonymity is interesting but far from a fool proof method to determining what makes the man what he is. True men are the sum of their actions, and in those actions for the good or ill is where the judgment may lay. If I went off the premise that the actions of the Eve populace was indicative of who they really are I would fear for our species. Eve is a playground for the Id to some, maybe most.

The Id as described by Freud (FWIW that guy would have had a field day with the vast majority of folks that play this game)

"It is the dark, inaccessible part of our personality, what little we know of it we have learned from our study of the Dreamwork and of the construction of neurotic symptoms, and most of that is of a negative character and can be described only as a contrast to the ego. We approach the id with analogies: we call it a chaos, a cauldron full of seething excitations... It is filled with energy reaching it from the instincts, but it has no organization, produces no collective will, but only a striving to bring about the satisfaction of the instinctual needs subject to the observance of the pleasure principle."

Twisted

OP is deluded, but its a space delusion nothing more.

Roll

I do find it entertaining the legs of this topic. OP is a Troll of Biblical proportions if the size of this thread is any indication.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
Maleficas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#648 - 2012-03-01 20:34:20 UTC
I think I just viewed art

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Ares Renton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#649 - 2012-03-01 20:48:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Ares Renton
Goddamnit that's a wall of text.

I didn't read it, but I can tell you why people gank miners:

because they're bored, the game throws money at people who have sovereignty over rich space, and they want to pick on easy targets after getting their ass handed to them time after time in fair fights.

P.S. Or if they're goons, they're trying some experimental market pvp tactics
Orion Guardian
#650 - 2012-03-01 20:56:15 UTC
He jsut wrote so many text for nothing? But he got 400 likes for it? Dammit....it either was a great troll or a delusional bastard.

I looked at my local market today and nearly cryed out in anger because there were no minerals for sale to build me a new ship and ammo.....well thats what all the game would probably look like without miners. Good thing they are there ;) but well gank them all you want anyway.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#651 - 2012-04-28 04:02:14 UTC
Jeeze Louise, thanks for proving you're a long winded bag of hot air blow hard.
Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#652 - 2012-05-04 22:15:29 UTC
Ares Renton wrote:
Goddamnit that's a wall of text.

I didn't read it


From a guy in a weed themed corp AND alliance? What a surprise!

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!

Sieges
#653 - 2012-05-04 22:56:12 UTC
James 315 wrote:

The next day, I returned to Arvasaras and found the Ice Field was still teeming with miners. I promptly killed one of the mackinaws. As I watched the exhumer's defenses peel away and the ship explode, I was struck by a profound sense of peace. Like I was doing something right. Like I was making the world a better place somehow, helping people. Surely, I thought, this must be what the Sheikh had felt when he began killing carebears.

I read it all and this was my favorite part Big smile
Shriven89
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#654 - 2012-05-04 23:05:22 UTC
OP is a glorious mothertrucker.
Saia Tae Arragosa
Doomheim
#655 - 2012-05-05 00:30:22 UTC
LOL good read.
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#656 - 2012-05-05 01:57:11 UTC
Still not locked?

Ha-ha! IN!!

(Gas thread, perma-ban OP for being a complete jackass, and [/necro])

Ni.

Acheron Cyc
#657 - 2012-05-05 01:57:17 UTC
2/10 for the effort of making a wall of text.
ohno riceagain
Too Drunk Export Services Inc.
#658 - 2012-05-05 02:50:51 UTC
tldr all of it

f you

im still mining

fyou i still got more isk than you

10/10 though on what i did read, epic troll

as long as youre typing crappola this long at least youre not shooting me

keep spewing, not shooting

fyu, i still got more isk than you

You might have the higher ground, but I got a fatter wallet

Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#659 - 2012-05-05 02:54:15 UTC
ohno riceagain wrote:
tldr all of it

f you

im still mining

fyou i still got more isk than you

10/10 though on what i did read, epic troll

as long as youre typing crappola this long at least youre not shooting me

keep spewing, not shooting

fyu, i still got more isk than you

You might have the higher ground, but I got a fatter wallet



Man, you guys don't realize how old this thread is.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]

Saladinae
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#660 - 2012-05-05 02:58:57 UTC
Nikola Aivoras wrote:
Eve Antonovich wrote:
Is there a tl;dr?


TL;DR

People say gankers are horrible people with no life. In response, I call all hisec miners bots, or if they aren't bots, they want to be anyway. Also, they are intrinsically evil. They are heartless, cold beings with one goal in mind - to make ISK the easiest way possible.

In order to rid the earth of this scourge, all hisec miners, bot or not, should be scoured from the belts.

I will now tell you pointless stories about my personal ganking achievements.

CALL TO ARMS!! RID THE WORLD OF THESE MACHINE MEN!!!!


Why don't you grow a pair of balls and suicide gank the L4 mission bots in highsec since you love the thrill of action.

Winmatar > Everything else