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CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#321 - 2011-09-30 00:55:10 UTC
Woo Glin wrote:
Cheekything wrote:
I love how people can turn the simple message of don't use "I thought they were a bot" as an excuse to kill felllow alliance mates to

"ZOMFG GOONS THEY ADMIT TO BOTTING ZOMG MUST RAGE ON FORUM AND NOT READ ANY POSTS PAST PAGE 1"

Goons have a very solid alliance rules, grow up serious when adults start acting like 12 year old with reading problems?

*note* I'm not having a go at 12 year old or anyone with reading problems. Some people love to remove things from context so here is a joke.

--

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.


FWD:FWD:FWD:FUNNY MUST READ FWD: FWD



I dont get it
Cypermethren
Perkone
Caldari State
#322 - 2011-09-30 00:56:24 UTC
Misteek Eternal wrote:
Something about all this seems very farmiliar. Something about a large group getting called out for cheating/exploiting/whatever. Some DEV favoritism thrown around in there too a little I see. Funny how the ones on the block now are the ones that cried foul way back then. I think I`m going to go look up that old Outbreak video, Karma i believe its name was.



And with the Dev saying bring us proof and we'll do something about it opend another door.



Oh how **** will hit the fan and blow up in CCP's face when a disgrunted goon makes a post on these forums providing 10-15 screenshots from forums, jabber, maybe an audio file taken from voice comms, of said RMT trading going on.


Will CCP throw the "just because they said it on their own private forums doesnt mean they do...." card and still refuze to investigate from their end of the game/logfiles?


Will CCP remove the thread immediately, ban the user that bought forwarth this information in attempts to save face with the eve community as it would be the SECOND time that they've been caught out giving an unfair advantage to select players?


Surely CCP, you realise that by stating you wont do crap about the issue untill we bring you proof that you've just setup a challenge for us players to infiltrate and supply evidance, which we will do with a passion to spite you for lying to us - is only giving more fuel to the fire that will force you to pull the Jove card or watch as your'e active user count drops down to 10 or 15 thousand as players leave by the droves, sick of you're lies, corruption, broken promices, and oh, more lies.
Mr Sniger
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#323 - 2011-09-30 00:57:09 UTC
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
Woo Glin wrote:
Cheekything wrote:
I love how people can turn the simple message of don't use "I thought they were a bot" as an excuse to kill felllow alliance mates to

"ZOMFG GOONS THEY ADMIT TO BOTTING ZOMG MUST RAGE ON FORUM AND NOT READ ANY POSTS PAST PAGE 1"

Goons have a very solid alliance rules, grow up serious when adults start acting like 12 year old with reading problems?

*note* I'm not having a go at 12 year old or anyone with reading problems. Some people love to remove things from context so here is a joke.

--

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.


FWD:FWD:FWD:FUNNY MUST READ FWD: FWD



I dont get it

neither do i
The Apostle
Doomheim
#324 - 2011-09-30 00:57:24 UTC
Quote:
Apostle, did you get scammed by goons? In all seriousness I cant understand your hatred for goonswarm.

We love you.

You guys wouldn't be clever enough to scam me. And for the record, I don't hate the Goons at all. I've flown with you guys on ops and spent quite awhile in DekCo land. (hey I'm posting on an alt, deal with it.)

But I despise players/corps/alliance who deliberately subvert the spirit of the game with cheap politics, cheap antics and cheap shots that harm the game and the people within it.

All for what? More space? Cheap thrills? Lolz and Gigglez?

And hey. I'm flattered that "The Mittani" has sent his henchman to punch my post silly. Just let him know that he's proving HIS and MY social experiment... Big smile

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#325 - 2011-09-30 00:57:50 UTC
Yeah so goons + bots hey. Got to wonder why killing a bot is bad when you can just report it and the whole account gets binned...

Australian Fanfest Event https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=90062
Katsura Kotonoha
Perkone
Caldari State
#326 - 2011-09-30 00:57:52 UTC
Cypermethren wrote:
Misteek Eternal wrote:
Something about all this seems very farmiliar. Something about a large group getting called out for cheating/exploiting/whatever. Some DEV favoritism thrown around in there too a little I see. Funny how the ones on the block now are the ones that cried foul way back then. I think I`m going to go look up that old Outbreak video, Karma i believe its name was.



And with the Dev saying bring us proof and we'll do something about it opend another door.



Oh how **** will hit the fan and blow up in CCP's face when a disgrunted goon makes a post on these forums providing 10-15 screenshots from forums, jabber, maybe an audio file taken from voice comms, of said RMT trading going on.


Will CCP throw the "just because they said it on their own private forums doesnt mean they do...." card and still refuze to investigate from their end of the game/logfiles?


Will CCP remove the thread immediately, ban the user that bought forwarth this information in attempts to save face with the eve community as it would be the SECOND time that they've been caught out giving an unfair advantage to select players?


Surely CCP, you realise that by stating you wont do crap about the issue untill we bring you proof that you've just setup a challenge for us players to infiltrate and supply evidance, which we will do with a passion to spite you for lying to us - is only giving more fuel to the fire that will force you to pull the Jove card or watch as your'e active user count drops down to 10 or 15 thousand as players leave by the droves, sick of you're lies, corruption, broken promices, and oh, more lies.

BUY MY ISK
Brooson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#327 - 2011-09-30 00:58:35 UTC
Mr Sniger wrote:
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
Woo Glin wrote:
Cheekything wrote:
I love how people can turn the simple message of don't use "I thought they were a bot" as an excuse to kill felllow alliance mates to

"ZOMFG GOONS THEY ADMIT TO BOTTING ZOMG MUST RAGE ON FORUM AND NOT READ ANY POSTS PAST PAGE 1"

Goons have a very solid alliance rules, grow up serious when adults start acting like 12 year old with reading problems?

*note* I'm not having a go at 12 year old or anyone with reading problems. Some people love to remove things from context so here is a joke.

--

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.


FWD:FWD:FWD:FUNNY MUST READ FWD: FWD



I dont get it

neither do i


same

There are only 6 questions in the ending part of this joke and i have no idea how 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' can be construed as dirty/ how the principle could get it wrong.
Katsura Kotonoha
Perkone
Caldari State
#328 - 2011-09-30 01:00:00 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
And hey. I'm flattered that "The Mittani" has sent his henchman to punch my post silly. Just let him know that he's proving HIS and MY social experiment... Big smile


Roll
Anela Cistine
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#329 - 2011-09-30 01:00:20 UTC
DidntWantThatShipAnway wrote:
This policy has nothing to do with botting and everything to do with alliance cohesion.

If you start having members screwing other members, scamming, reporting, awoxing. Your cant trust your own alliance.
Authority and justice has to come from the top, which is why you deal with things internally.


Exactly. The rules are designed to minimize internal drama. If a goon quietly reports another goon, no one will ever know or care. Usually when a goon gets banned for botting we all point and laugh and call the guy an idiot.

What we don't want is witch hunts, goon on goon trolling, and drama queens going around threatening to get people banned, or bragging about getting people banned. That creates hard feelings and tears apart alliance cohesion. So reporting falls under the "no goonfucking" rules, so that when people do it they will do it quietly. No drama.
Mr Sniger
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#330 - 2011-09-30 01:00:50 UTC
Brooson wrote:
Mr Sniger wrote:
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
Woo Glin wrote:
Cheekything wrote:
I love how people can turn the simple message of don't use "I thought they were a bot" as an excuse to kill felllow alliance mates to

"ZOMFG GOONS THEY ADMIT TO BOTTING ZOMG MUST RAGE ON FORUM AND NOT READ ANY POSTS PAST PAGE 1"

Goons have a very solid alliance rules, grow up serious when adults start acting like 12 year old with reading problems?

*note* I'm not having a go at 12 year old or anyone with reading problems. Some people love to remove things from context so here is a joke.

--

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.


FWD:FWD:FWD:FUNNY MUST READ FWD: FWD



I dont get it

neither do i


same

There are only 6 questions in the ending part of this joke and i have no idea how 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' can be construed as dirty/ how the principle could get it wrong.


Legs are the only thing that come to mind. That isn't dirty at all.
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#331 - 2011-09-30 01:01:33 UTC
Brooson wrote:
Mr Sniger wrote:
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
Woo Glin wrote:
Cheekything wrote:
I love how people can turn the simple message of don't use "I thought they were a bot" as an excuse to kill felllow alliance mates to

"ZOMFG GOONS THEY ADMIT TO BOTTING ZOMG MUST RAGE ON FORUM AND NOT READ ANY POSTS PAST PAGE 1"

Goons have a very solid alliance rules, grow up serious when adults start acting like 12 year old with reading problems?

*note* I'm not having a go at 12 year old or anyone with reading problems. Some people love to remove things from context so here is a joke.

--

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.


FWD:FWD:FWD:FUNNY MUST READ FWD: FWD



I dont get it

neither do i


same

There are only 6 questions in the ending part of this joke and i have no idea how 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' can be construed as dirty/ how the principle could get it wrong.



maybe he also had 6x6 wrong - what an idot principle!
Brooson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#332 - 2011-09-30 01:03:16 UTC
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
Brooson wrote:
Mr Sniger wrote:
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
Woo Glin wrote:


FWD:FWD:FWD:FUNNY MUST READ FWD: FWD



I dont get it

neither do i


same

There are only 6 questions in the ending part of this joke and i have no idea how 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' can be construed as dirty/ how the principle could get it wrong.



maybe he also had 6x6 wrong - what an idot principle!



NOW THAT IS FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#333 - 2011-09-30 01:04:10 UTC
Cypermethren wrote:

Will CCP remove the thread immediately, ban the user that bought forwarth this information in attempts to save face with the eve community as it would be the SECOND time that they've been caught out giving an unfair advantage to select players?


Surely CCP, you realise that by stating you wont do crap about the issue untill we bring you proof that you've just setup a challenge for us players to infiltrate and supply evidance, which we will do with a passion to spite you for lying to us - is only giving more fuel to the fire that will force you to pull the Jove card or watch as your'e active user count drops down to 10 or 15 thousand as players leave by the droves, sick of you're lies, corruption, broken promices, and oh, more lies.


How about instead of hypotheorizing your strategeric prognostications you actually just go and do this and see what they do. Angry rhetorical questions serve no purpose on the forums, and they don't make you Mr. tough guy. Now, I will be the first person that is highly impressed when you pull this off. It does indeed sound like a fun challege - now go do it. Cause a lot of us will care once you succeed, but not because you're just sitting, speculating, and accusing.

CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#334 - 2011-09-30 01:07:41 UTC  |  Edited by: CATPAIN KIRK
Brooson wrote:
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
Quote:


There are only 6 questions in the ending part of this joke and i have no idea how 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' can be construed as dirty/ how the principle could get it wrong.



maybe he also had 6x6 wrong - what an idot principle!



NOW THAT IS FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA



it even gets funnier than that: I tought about it and actually cows have four long niples, so the teacher has long niples! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Stella SGP
#335 - 2011-09-30 01:11:21 UTC
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
You're like the Eve equivalent of an arsenist - you just want to watch other people's creations burn while you observe and **** yourself in the corner.

This is Eve. You're complaining about things in nullsec being a numbers game? Of course they are. Biggest most powerful team wins. Don't like it? Make friends until you have a bigger team. Or quit and play a game with instancing and limited party raids.

The goons are New Eden's id. They embody they impulsive, limitless fun that there is to be had in the game, whether it comes at others' expense or not. They pride themselves on pushing sandbox and metagaming to its limit. But that's pretty much what separates Eve from other games, the fact that they can do it and get away with it . This should not be news to you, or offend you.

I'm not really into the goons either - that's not my type of fun. But I will certainly defend their right to have it that way.

Kids, here is a proper example of how to give a interwebz bl0wj0b.
Brooson
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#336 - 2011-09-30 01:12:39 UTC
Stella SGP wrote:
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
You're like the Eve equivalent of an arsenist - you just want to watch other people's creations burn while you observe and **** yourself in the corner.

This is Eve. You're complaining about things in nullsec being a numbers game? Of course they are. Biggest most powerful team wins. Don't like it? Make friends until you have a bigger team. Or quit and play a game with instancing and limited party raids.

The goons are New Eden's id. They embody they impulsive, limitless fun that there is to be had in the game, whether it comes at others' expense or not. They pride themselves on pushing sandbox and metagaming to its limit. But that's pretty much what separates Eve from other games, the fact that they can do it and get away with it . This should not be news to you, or offend you.

I'm not really into the goons either - that's not my type of fun. But I will certainly defend their right to have it that way.

Kids, here is a proper example of how to give a interwebz bl0wj0b.


I have no idea what a bj feels like....
Woo Glin
State War Academy
Caldari State
#337 - 2011-09-30 01:12:44 UTC
Brooson wrote:


There are only 6 questions in the ending part of this joke and i have no idea how 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' can be construed as dirty/ how the principle could get it wrong.



nipples
Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#338 - 2011-09-30 01:14:05 UTC
Brooson wrote:
Stella SGP wrote:
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
You're like the Eve equivalent of an arsenist - you just want to watch other people's creations burn while you observe and **** yourself in the corner.

This is Eve. You're complaining about things in nullsec being a numbers game? Of course they are. Biggest most powerful team wins. Don't like it? Make friends until you have a bigger team. Or quit and play a game with instancing and limited party raids.

The goons are New Eden's id. They embody they impulsive, limitless fun that there is to be had in the game, whether it comes at others' expense or not. They pride themselves on pushing sandbox and metagaming to its limit. But that's pretty much what separates Eve from other games, the fact that they can do it and get away with it . This should not be news to you, or offend you.

I'm not really into the goons either - that's not my type of fun. But I will certainly defend their right to have it that way.

Kids, here is a proper example of how to give a interwebz bl0wj0b.


I have no idea what a bj feels like....


Well, unfortunately they only allow one of us in CQ at a time. Maybe after winter patch I can help you out...

CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#339 - 2011-09-30 01:19:19 UTC
Brooson wrote:
Stella SGP wrote:
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
You're like the Eve equivalent of an arsenist - you just want to watch other people's creations burn while you observe and **** yourself in the corner.

This is Eve. You're complaining about things in nullsec being a numbers game? Of course they are. Biggest most powerful team wins. Don't like it? Make friends until you have a bigger team. Or quit and play a game with instancing and limited party raids.

The goons are New Eden's id. They embody they impulsive, limitless fun that there is to be had in the game, whether it comes at others' expense or not. They pride themselves on pushing sandbox and metagaming to its limit. But that's pretty much what separates Eve from other games, the fact that they can do it and get away with it . This should not be news to you, or offend you.

I'm not really into the goons either - that's not my type of fun. But I will certainly defend their right to have it that way.

Kids, here is a proper example of how to give a interwebz bl0wj0b.


I have no idea what a bj feels like....



From a calf, it feels like a pumkpin - just moving.
Stella SGP
#340 - 2011-09-30 01:24:56 UTC
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
Brooson wrote:
Stella SGP wrote:
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
You're like the Eve equivalent of an arsenist - you just want to watch other people's creations burn while you observe and **** yourself in the corner.

This is Eve. You're complaining about things in nullsec being a numbers game? Of course they are. Biggest most powerful team wins. Don't like it? Make friends until you have a bigger team. Or quit and play a game with instancing and limited party raids.

The goons are New Eden's id. They embody they impulsive, limitless fun that there is to be had in the game, whether it comes at others' expense or not. They pride themselves on pushing sandbox and metagaming to its limit. But that's pretty much what separates Eve from other games, the fact that they can do it and get away with it . This should not be news to you, or offend you.

I'm not really into the goons either - that's not my type of fun. But I will certainly defend their right to have it that way.

Kids, here is a proper example of how to give a interwebz bl0wj0b.


I have no idea what a bj feels like....


Well, unfortunately they only allow one of us in CQ at a time. Maybe after winter patch I can help you out...

Can we have dinner and maybe go for a movie first tho? Just to build up the mood, cause I'm shy.

Oh oh do I have to be a Goon? If so who do I send my security deposit to?