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Characters should be allowed to mate-who would you do it with
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Jonas Xiamon
#21 - 2012-04-14 05:27:17 UTC
Dibs on The Mittani.

And Mintchip.

I usally write one of these and then change it a month later when I reread it and decide it sounds stupid.
T-B0NE
Doomheim
#22 - 2012-04-14 05:28:20 UTC
Cpt Dealman wrote:
T-B0NE, you're all mine. Come to daddy! Twisted
Come near me with that and I'll cut it off.

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
T-B0NE
Doomheim
#23 - 2012-04-14 05:29:57 UTC
Jonas Xiamon wrote:
Dibs on The Mittani.

And Mintchip.
I wonder what the child of Mintchip and The Mittani would look like.

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-04-14 05:40:14 UTC
Don't care as long as you aren't in the gene pool,Missy.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
T-B0NE
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-04-14 05:48:30 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Don't care as long as you aren't in the gene pool,Missy.
Did your nose get that fat from having it collide with blunt objects too many times? I think I can see how that would happen.

“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance." - Ragnar Redbeard
Tanuki Kittybeta
Ripperoni in Pepperoni
#26 - 2012-04-14 06:11:44 UTC
this thread is going places
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2012-04-14 06:38:29 UTC
T-B0NE wrote:
Jake Warbird wrote:
Don't care as long as you aren't in the gene pool,Missy.
Did your nose get that fat from having it collide with blunt objects too many times? I think I can see how that would happen.

I meant the OP in my earlier post,but since you are keen... 'Rate the Avatar above you' is that ways.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#28 - 2012-04-14 07:04:32 UTC
Missy Spank wrote:
i would mate with myself as well but thing is i dont think i could get prego that way

That's why we have alts, duh.

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]
David Estarra
Starside Lost
#29 - 2012-04-14 07:38:22 UTC
I haz a turkey baster.. can I help?

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Acac Sunflyier
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-04-14 07:43:52 UTC
Would definitely make WiS worthwhile.
Vetorept Fera
Doomheim
#31 - 2012-04-14 07:53:43 UTC
CCP Sunset!

Lol

In pace requiescat
Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#32 - 2012-04-14 08:04:59 UTC
Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:
Jamyl Sarum.


Head like football and boobz to knees turn you on thanks good am minmatar at least i see straight.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
Damsel in Distress
The Scope
#33 - 2012-04-14 09:08:24 UTC
Kruul
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2012-04-14 09:29:53 UTC
Damsel in Distress wrote:
Kruul

So capsuleers risking life and limb to get you out.... All in vain?? Typical... Sad

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Joshua Aivoras
Tech IV Industries
#35 - 2012-04-14 10:05:50 UTC
Yer Mammy

Look her up, you'll **** bricks

95% of the players are loving EVE, the other 5%? On the forums.
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#36 - 2012-04-14 10:09:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Brooks Puuntai
With my hurricane. Half immortal and half machine. still need to work out the details on how it would work though.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
Zangorus
Make-EVE-Great-Again
NO NEED LOOSE FACE
#37 - 2012-04-14 10:12:32 UTC
So i get to be virgin irl and ingame :(

Like my comment and recieve 1 million isk ingame!
Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-04-14 10:14:25 UTC
Your mom.

(What? It was obvious!)

tweeten

One day they woke me up so I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you
Mark Androcius
#39 - 2012-04-14 10:21:28 UTC
I'd buy an exotic dancer through contracts i guess.

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Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#40 - 2012-04-14 13:43:24 UTC
Missy Spank wrote:
who would you mate with?

Everyone I could tackle for long enough. Butt pirate = best pirate. (insert lots of piratey euphemisms about plundering booty and swabbing poop decks here)
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