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Forums in my Capitain Quarters
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Lord Publow
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-03-30 19:23:13 UTC
I salute to all of you fine peoples.

*Salutes to all of the fine peoples*




Today, I am here to submit my ideas to both CCP and the players of Eve Online. Here it goes........... We all have a captain's quarters, one fitted with a door, walkway, table, TV and sofa, however we, as upper class citizens of New Eden, are missing an E.F.M. You are probably asking yourself; what in Christ's name is an E.F.M?

Embedded . Forum . Module

I thought of this idea while having a significant amount of trouble on the toilet, thankfully some very helpful people helped me solve that embarrassing tumble. This module will be embedded directly into the table in your CQ. You'll be able to access this module by hovering your cursor over the E.F.M, then executing a short (but firm) right click. Nothing too straining, although I'm sure the CCP wizards will think of way to make this module work for blind people. After launching the module, a dramatic trailer will play - showcasing the premium features the Eve Online forums employ. At this point, the user will be on the edge of their seat, both in game and out of game. A sexy robotic voice will then ask you to enter your username and password into the appropriate boxes, then POWAZZ! The forums are up and running, seamlessly integrated with the CQ enviroment.

I hope you like my idea, CCP please read and consider implementing this.



Yours truly,

Lord Publow

I fight for Hoovers everywhere. http://hoover.com/
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#2 - 2012-03-30 19:26:29 UTC
I fully approve of this product and/or service.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#3 - 2012-03-30 19:26:49 UTC
Open in game web browser
Access the forum
???
Post!

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Lord Publow
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-03-30 19:28:05 UTC
THE L0CK wrote:
Open in game web browser
Access the forum
???
Post!


Where is the POWAZZ in that?

I fight for Hoovers everywhere. http://hoover.com/
Hecatonis
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-03-30 19:33:32 UTC
this is really a good idea.

i am shocked
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#6 - 2012-03-30 19:34:08 UTC
I sold my Captain's Quarters to gypsies, I thought it was crap.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Lord Publow
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-03-30 19:35:19 UTC
Virgil Travis wrote:
I sold my Captain's Quarters to gypsies, I thought it was crap.


I fight for the crap today, and the hope of less crap tomorrow.

I fight for Hoovers everywhere. http://hoover.com/