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The Cardinal has gone missing in the pitch black station depths

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Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#1 - 2017-06-19 12:54:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
Missing Persons Report:

Elderly, balding True Amarr gentleman. 6'0, light blue eyes, approx. 165 lbs, has a metal skull. Generally walks with a cane.

Missing for three days after departing to search the depths of the Carthum Conglomerate Factory Station in Baviasi for AWOL members of his crew.

Answers to the call sign "Graelyn".

Should be approached with caution and respect. Do not ask him "what is your name?" as that might trigger him.

Best lured with spirits, the liquid kind, or menthol cigarettes.

If found, please contact Lunarisse Daphiti of SFRIM, her retainer Aria Jenneth, or another Director of SFRIM immediately
Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation
Mercenary Coalition
#2 - 2017-06-19 13:06:36 UTC
I can confirm with absolute certainty that the PetCrateCo pet crate arriving at the Deck two days ago did not in any shape, way or form contain an elderly, balding True Amarr gentleman, 6'0, light blue eyes, approx. 165 lbs with a metal skull. Nor was there a cane.

Absolute. Certainty.

No further investigation into this crate and its contents is necessary.
Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2017-06-19 13:09:24 UTC
Ms. Aspenstar, we've heard rumors that the Cardinal was actually abducted by individuals with possible connection to the Serpentis organization while en-route to "party it up in Delve". Would you care to issue a pro forma and unconvincing denial of these rumors that will serve to confirm them in everyone's minds?
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#4 - 2017-06-19 13:11:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
Arrendis wrote:
Ms. Aspenstar, we've heard rumors that the Cardinal was actually abducted by individuals with possible connection to the Serpentis organization while en-route to "party it up in Delve". Would you care to issue a pro forma and unconvincing denial of these rumors that will serve to confirm them in everyone's minds?


The Society denies the foregoing rumors as preposterous and unfounded.

This is a missing persons report as to an elderly man who wandered off, nothing more.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#5 - 2017-06-19 13:34:04 UTC
Didn't know Aria keeps your teeth in position.
...
If you're ever looking for a brassiere...I have experience.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Singularity Expedition Services
Singularity Syndicate
#6 - 2017-06-19 13:37:47 UTC
Che Biko wrote:
Didn't know Aria keeps your teeth in position.
...
If you're ever looking for a brassiere...I have experience.


Would that be the 'Che Mois?' therapeutic massage brassiere?
Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#7 - 2017-06-19 14:05:28 UTC
Oh no. Poor Grae.

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
Sani-Sabik
#8 - 2017-06-19 14:15:54 UTC
If you want, I could try another haemothaumaturgical summoning ritual.

Worked last time, much to the astonishment of Arrendis amongst others.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#9 - 2017-06-19 14:27:27 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
If you want, I could try another haemothaumaturgical summoning ritual.

Worked last time, much to the astonishment of Arrendis amongst others.

I was astonished

Queen of Chocolate

Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#10 - 2017-06-19 15:59:42 UTC
When people get the time would someone let me out of this pet crate? I'm late for a party in Delve.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation
Mercenary Coalition
#11 - 2017-06-19 16:01:59 UTC
No further investigation into this crate and its contents is necessary.
James Syagrius
Reclamation
#12 - 2017-06-19 22:33:02 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
No further investigation into this crate and its contents is necessary.
Will this 'crate' and any potential contents be on the market?

I collect antiquities so...
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
#13 - 2017-06-20 00:03:35 UTC
Buying an Amarrian, how fitting. Not really, but meh.
AEther Galatia
Celestial Eternity
#14 - 2017-06-20 01:44:51 UTC
Reports of the Cardinals disappearance have been greatly exaggerated.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#15 - 2017-06-20 01:46:06 UTC
Che Biko wrote:
Didn't know Aria keeps your teeth in position.
...
If you're ever looking for a brassiere...I have experience.


Che, you're making lurid jokes at the Praefecta? Seriously?

Also, you've known my job title for probably a full year.
kul Shaishi
Yurai-Tenshin Zaibatsu
#16 - 2017-06-20 03:42:47 UTC
Aria The title of retainer does not suit you at all you deserve a more grandiose title like grand marshal or something
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#17 - 2017-06-20 04:59:30 UTC
kul Shaishi wrote:
Aria The title of retainer does not suit you at all you deserve a more grandiose title like grand marshal or something

That's ... a little flattering. But, very respectfully, grandeur doesn't appeal to me so much. I'm a heathen among the Amarr. This naturally limits what titles and privileges I can claim. It's a servant's part I play ... but that's okay.

Right now, humor aside, we've got search teams out looking for the Cardinal. We really are kind of worried about him. The people we have out looking, well, I'm in charge of them, kind of. Our security is my responsibility, so, it's my honor to be charged with relocating his Eminence-- and my shame that we could lose track of him in the first place.

Being worthy of the trust and reliance placed on me is more meaningful to me than titles, and I don't really think I'm very well cut out to be a high-level leader to begin with. And I don't really feel like power does a lot of favors to those who possess it, anyway.

So, thank you for saying such a nice thing. It's not something I can quite agree with, though. I'm a small person of limited importance. I'm really pretty okay with staying that way.
Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation
Mercenary Coalition
#18 - 2017-06-20 07:03:14 UTC
Guys, seriously. The old fart has been around the block a few times, to put it mildly. Unless he has very suddenly deteriorated significantly, he's more capable of handling himself than most of you through sheer experience alone. Add to this that he is a capsuleer of decent means, and his disappearance is highly unlikely to be anything but entirely voluntary and probably entirely intentional on his part.

He is one of those very few capsuleers I'd take seriously in most kinds of challenges, baseliner side of things or not. This level of concern seems strange, unless there's more to it than this.
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#19 - 2017-06-20 08:55:51 UTC
Mizhara Del'thul wrote:
Guys, seriously. The old fart has been around the block a few times, to put it mildly. Unless he has very suddenly deteriorated significantly, he's more capable of handling himself than most of you through sheer experience alone. Add to this that he is a capsuleer of decent means, and his disappearance is highly unlikely to be anything but entirely voluntary and probably entirely intentional on his part.

He is one of those very few capsuleers I'd take seriously in most kinds of challenges, baseliner side of things or not. This level of concern seems strange, unless there's more to it than this.


Perhaps he owes them money.

Queen of Chocolate

Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#20 - 2017-06-20 12:03:13 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Che, you're making lurid jokes at the Praefecta? Seriously?
I don't think she'd consider it very lurid. She may even appreciate it. But yes, I sometimes joke seriously.
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Right now, humor aside, we've got search teams out looking for the Cardinal. We really are kind of worried about him.
ShockedWait, what? So...Lunarisse was also joking seriously?What?
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