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Out of Pod Experience

 
 

Cos you need a laugh - feel free to add your own jokes

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GodIsINZ
Exit-Strategy
Exit Strategy..
#1 - 2017-06-10 08:52:07 UTC
Cos you need a laugh - feel free to add your own jokes - bonus points for eve jokes

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
LordOdysseus
The Illuminatii
Wrecktical Supremacy.
#2 - 2017-06-10 09:09:12 UTC
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#3 - 2017-06-15 16:59:32 UTC
Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please).
Malthus Aurelius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2017-06-15 17:51:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Malthus Aurelius
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please).


CODE Pilots?

( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

(RIP my attempt at a burn, I thought you mean fictional creature, not the drone.)
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5 - 2017-06-15 20:03:18 UTC
Malthus Aurelius wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please).


CODE Pilots?

( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

(RIP my attempt at a burn, I thought you mean fictional creature, not the drone.)

Big smile That's one answer. I had a different one in mind though. I guess there an infinite number of answers.
Radious Servasse
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#6 - 2017-06-15 22:32:12 UTC
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#7 - 2017-06-15 23:26:01 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please).

OK, here's the answer: A rouge drone. Oops
Sol epoch
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2017-06-16 15:53:50 UTC
GodIsINZ wrote:
Because you need a laugh - feel free to add your own jokes - bonus points for eve jokes

Knock knock...
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!


I find it funny I had to correct your bad use of the English language!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#9 - 2017-06-17 01:10:41 UTC
What was the last thing the guy said before he undocked in his Rifter?
"Yeah yeah, I hear you, don't worry. Just want to fly it around and take a look at it for old times sake."

Was the last thing the guy said before he docked up again?
"GF"
Yiole Gionglao
#10 - 2017-06-17 07:19:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Yiole Gionglao
Who bought a Rorqual the day before the Excavator nerf?

Yo momma!


And who injected all skills for Rorqual on a carrier the day before the fighters nerf?

Yo momma!


And who bought a Fanfest ticket from a brand new e-mail address after using the old address to register 150 accounts?

Yo momma too!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

ISD Stall
isd star
#11 - 2017-06-17 08:16:15 UTC
If your happy and you know it Pod Amarr?

ISD Stall hopes he is not Amarr.
Sol epoch
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2017-06-17 18:21:59 UTC
ISD Stall wrote:
If your happy and you know it Pod Amarr?

ISD Stall hopes he is not Amarr.


Still waiting for the punch line!!
Yiole Gionglao
#13 - 2017-06-19 06:55:37 UTC
OK doctor, I did what you told me. I wrote letters to everyone I hate and then burned them. Now, what do I do with the letters?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

GodIsINZ
Exit-Strategy
Exit Strategy..
#14 - 2017-06-21 23:02:38 UTC
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Josh Itinen
TheCrazy88s
#15 - 2017-06-28 07:53:08 UTC
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Jimmy Rustling
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2017-06-28 17:50:48 UTC
Josh Itinen wrote:
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!


Salad is such a deviant. Loves to be tossed at any opportunity.

Hello 119 :)

Josh Itinen
TheCrazy88s
#17 - 2017-07-02 21:36:18 UTC
How did the bunny rob a snowman?

He took out his hair dryer and said: Give me that carrot!
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2017-07-06 04:17:20 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks?
(Somebody answer please).


David Bowie, the Goblin King

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.

Radious Servasse
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#19 - 2017-07-06 15:55:23 UTC
FC, can I bring my drake?