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Annual C&P themed Xmas Poem

Author
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#1 - 2016-12-24 22:57:41 UTC
Disclaimer: The following does not represent the views and/or opions of the OP and was written for ammusement purposes only (except for where it does Blink)

ISD NO

Oh the posting out there is frightful
But in here it's so delightful
Closing all the threads that blow
ISD No ISD No ISD No

Holy DIdn't show signs of stopping
And we brought some corn for popping
His posting quality got real low
ISD No ISD No ISD No

When we need some new content
They move the threads to here
People try to circumvent
But they nip it in the rear

This miners keep on dying
They accuse Code. of lying
Code. tell them where to go
ISD No ISD No ISD No

VMG took over highsec
How they stomped on the others
They said it was for a paycheck
Now they are just hub huggers

As the forum alts got real heated
But they were all defeated
The tears began to flow
ISD No ISD No ISD No

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#2 - 2016-12-24 23:10:36 UTC
I know it's not as good as last years but had a tight timefram to write it up in

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#3 - 2016-12-24 23:50:26 UTC
Something a little better than the time constrained effort above!


What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep or cows.
No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.
No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night.
No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance.
No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began.
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

(W H Davies) Probably one of the best poets.


Happy christmas one and all
Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
#4 - 2016-12-25 00:35:38 UTC
Well I enjoyed it, Nora.

Merry Christmas x

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Pix Severus
Empty You
#5 - 2016-12-25 18:26:25 UTC
The Twelve Days of Gankmas

On the first day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
A podmail with a Michi

On the second day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the third day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the fourth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the fifth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the sixth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the seventh day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the eighth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the ninth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Nine unhonored ransoms
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the tenth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Ten "powerful friends in nullsec"
Nine unhonored ransoms
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the eleventh day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Eleven billion in bounty
Ten "powerful friends in nullsec"
Nine unhonored ransoms
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the twelfth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Twelve failed anti-ganks
Eleven billion in bounty
Ten "powerful friends in nullsec"
Nine unhonored ransoms
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#6 - 2016-12-25 23:33:46 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
The Twelve Days of Gankmas

On the first day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
A podmail with a Michi

On the second day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the third day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the fourth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the fifth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the sixth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the seventh day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the eighth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the ninth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Nine unhonored ransoms
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the tenth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Ten "powerful friends in nullsec"
Nine unhonored ransoms
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the eleventh day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Eleven billion in bounty
Ten "powerful friends in nullsec"
Nine unhonored ransoms
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi

On the twelfth day of Gankmas, EVE Online gave to me:
Twelve failed anti-ganks
Eleven billion in bounty
Ten "powerful friends in nullsec"
Nine unhonored ransoms
Eight idle death threats
Seven Carebears crying
Six Active Killrights
Five Harvester Drones
Four CODE violations
Three Red Pens
Two AP Haulers
and a podmail with a Michi


And this is the best you came up with! The original post was a C&P themed christmas poem and this is what you wrote!!!
Pix Severus
Empty You
#7 - 2016-12-26 00:12:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Pix Severus
Sol epoch wrote:
And this is the best you came up with! The original post was a C&P themed christmas poem and this is what you wrote!!!


If writing terrible and cringey things on the EVE forums is the worst I've done after too many glasses of Christmas cheer, I'm not going to complain!

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