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Bathroom break in lowsec

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David Xen MacElroy
Nightbringers Funhouse
#1 - 2016-12-09 16:25:58 UTC
So i lost a stratios because i need to take a **** badly.. my stomach was rumbling so i hit cloak as my ship entered warp to a supposed safe spot before i sprinted to the toilet. When i came back.. i was in a station. ;( However i have no regrets and i did what i had to do, my friends advice and wise counsel made me think that having a bucket nearby is handy for eve pvp Twisted

Who else would like to share some stories similar to the one i had?
Pix Severus
Empty You
#2 - 2016-12-09 16:51:00 UTC
Socks can also be useful for this sort of thing, just make sure you're not going to wear it again.

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Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
#3 - 2016-12-10 01:41:34 UTC
I use one of these.
Kraxalious
Domini Caedis
#4 - 2016-12-10 05:08:33 UTC
This might help:
Ultimate gamer chair
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#5 - 2016-12-10 10:24:43 UTC
Kraxalious wrote:
This might help:
Ultimate gamer chair

What are the flip flops for?

Remove standings and insurance.

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#6 - 2016-12-10 15:21:05 UTC
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
Kraxalious wrote:
This might help:
Ultimate gamer chair

What are the flip flops for?

For feet silly.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#7 - 2016-12-10 22:26:27 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
Kraxalious wrote:
This might help:
Ultimate gamer chair

What are the flip flops for?

For feet silly.



It's not as if the guy in the picture (or us, for that matter) are going anywhere...

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Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#8 - 2016-12-10 23:38:30 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
Kraxalious wrote:
This might help:
Ultimate gamer chair

What are the flip flops for?

For feet silly.



It's not as if the guy in the picture (or us, for that matter) are going anywhere...

I don't know how you got a picture of me, but for the record that is Diet Mountain Dew back there...
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
#9 - 2016-12-12 12:28:31 UTC
i was in toilet when i lost magnate in lowsec.. with laptop under hand. still died
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
#10 - 2016-12-12 14:39:57 UTC
Amak Boma wrote:
i was in toilet when i lost magnate in lowsec.. with laptop under hand. still died

well - crap
Marcus Blackthorn
Royal Assassins Guild
Chained Reactions
#11 - 2016-12-12 14:55:32 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
Amak Boma wrote:
i was in toilet when i lost magnate in lowsec.. with laptop under hand. still died

well - crap

That made me laugh far more than it should have. And I'm at work, so now people are looking at me and probably wondering what I'm typing.
renwahh
R1OT
P I R A T
#12 - 2016-12-12 15:31:02 UTC
Smashed drunk out of my brains flying a rapier in achee. Woke up next morning with the missues in a rant with my face still pretty much attached to the keyboard wondering how i got in station Shocked

Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#13 - 2016-12-12 17:43:44 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
Kraxalious wrote:
This might help:
Ultimate gamer chair

What are the flip flops for?

For feet silly.



It's not as if the guy in the picture (or us, for that matter) are going anywhere...

I don't know how you got a picture of me, but for the record that is Diet Mountain Dew back there...


If it's not mountain dew code red you better shut the hell up
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#14 - 2016-12-14 02:16:39 UTC
Sonya Corvinus wrote:


If it's not mountain dew code red you better shut the hell up

That stuff is liquid cancer right there. It belongs in the store where no one ever buys it...
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#15 - 2016-12-15 06:11:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
That image was obviously not made by a gamer. That setup is too small to accommodate a full ATX tower.

Also one monitor? What is this 1983?
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#16 - 2016-12-15 07:12:29 UTC
Um, I only play on one monitor...
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#17 - 2016-12-15 10:13:36 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
Um, I only play on one monitor...

Go hang your head in shame. Bob is dissapointed in you

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Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#18 - 2016-12-15 12:19:35 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
Um, I only play on one monitor...

Go hang your head in shame. Bob is dissapointed in you

Want to know the reason? I am married and iz poor.

*shame*
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#19 - 2016-12-15 13:55:44 UTC
I hear NASA issues adult diapers to their astronauts for this very reason.

Cool

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And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Marcus Blackthorn
Royal Assassins Guild
Chained Reactions
#20 - 2016-12-15 14:03:56 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
I hear NASA issues adult diapers to their astronauts for this very reason.

Cool


In case someone breaks their cloak and blows them up?

Those sneaky NASA guys and their cloaked ships Big smile
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