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The Miners vs James 315: The largest class action suit in the History of New Eden

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Babatunde B Babatunde
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-08-07 05:30:46 UTC
Greetings friends,

I have found a shocking loop hole in the New Halaima Code of Conduct.

I don't want to alarm anyone but I have spent the last few months building a case against the New Order of Highsec and I am 99.9% sure I can claim at least 25% of the 111 Billion shares sold by James 315 back. These of course should go straight back into the hands of the victim's - the miners of High sec space.

Please kindly deposit the measly sum of 5 million isk to me (for case expenses) to get your name in on the largest legal dispute in the history of New Eden. The more names I can get the stronger the case will be - so we all win.

Yours Faithfully,
Babatunde B Babatunde

Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2013-08-07 05:32:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Never mind.... I'm not quite awake yet.

I'll pass it on to my miner friends.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2013-08-07 05:34:46 UTC
You should tell everyone the case specifics first. We look forward to a very long post.

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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#4 - 2013-08-07 06:34:37 UTC
Baby Raptor Space Jesus wept.

SPACE LAWYERS.

Shocked

Attention
Attention
Attention

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Laurianne Leone
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-08-07 06:35:28 UTC
Babatunde B Babatunde wrote:
Greetings friends,

I have found a shocking loop hole in the New Halaima Code of Conduct.

I don't want to alarm anyone but I have spent the last few months building a case against the New Order of Highsec and I am 99.9% sure I can claim at least 25% of the 111 Billion shares sold by James 315 back. These of course should go straight back into the hands of the victim's - the miners of High sec space.

Please kindly deposit the measly sum of 5 million isk to me (for case expenses) to get your name in on the largest legal dispute in the history of New Eden. The more names I can get the stronger the case will be - so we all win.

Yours Faithfully,
Babatunde B Babatunde



Miners I would advise that you do not contact Babatunde B Babatunde nor discuss his suit in local, stay away from Space Lawyers and follow the Code, all will be fine.

Money ain't got no owners, only spenders RIP Omar Little 

Don Purple
Snuggle Society
#6 - 2013-08-07 06:48:19 UTC
filthy space lawyers...

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7 - 2013-08-07 07:43:35 UTC

Do we have a court date yet for when James 315 will hear the case?

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#8 - 2013-08-07 08:06:36 UTC
Babatunde B Babatunde wrote:
Greetings friends,

I have found a shocking loop hole in the New Halaima Code of Conduct.

I don't want to alarm anyone but I have spent the last few months building a case against the New Order of Highsec and I am 99.9% sure I can claim at least 25% of the 111 Billion shares sold by James 315 back. These of course should go straight back into the hands of the victim's - the miners of High sec space.

Please kindly deposit the measly sum of 5 million isk to me (for case expenses) to get your name in on the largest legal dispute in the history of New Eden. The more names I can get the stronger the case will be - so we all win.

Yours Faithfully,
Babatunde B Babatunde




I will not tolerate oppression (which is anything against the Code). If your lawsuit succeeds, we will unleash a wave of civil disobedience and anti-miner riots that make Hulkageddon look like a childrens' picnic.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

William Walker
Savannah Logistics
#9 - 2013-08-07 08:27:18 UTC
Nigerian-esque money grabbing schemes? I love it!

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)

Don Purple
Snuggle Society
#10 - 2013-08-07 08:30:04 UTC
Let us have an Orcageddon... I'll bring at least 2100 dps for a few hours each day.


PS. Always Primary The Space Lawyers.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-08-07 14:16:46 UTC
William Walker wrote:
Nigerian-esque money grabbing schemes? I love it!


Lmao..

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-08-07 15:11:22 UTC
Shut up and take my money!

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#13 - 2013-08-07 15:28:40 UTC
That's a very handsome mustache you've got going on
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-08-07 17:08:23 UTC
btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order ?
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#15 - 2013-08-07 17:17:51 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order ?


Chribba is a shareholder.....Bear

Also, his one mining ship in hisec is The Veldnaught is and pretty much ungankable.

Well.....I suppose it's.....possible.....to gank it. If you used enough Ganknado's, I suppose. Maybe.

But as he follows the Code in any case, it's a moot point.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#16 - 2013-08-08 14:37:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
Danalee wrote:
Never mind.... I'm not quite awake yet.

I'll pass it on to my miner friends.

D.

Bear

'Cause if *anyone* should pay an Advance-Fee, it's the miners. Pirate

Mike Adoulin wrote:
Baby Raptor Space Jesus wept.

SPACE LAWYERS.

Shocked

Attention
Attention
Attention


See, this is what happens when you reduce natural preditory pressure in an eco-system: Invasive preditory species move in and set up housekeeping.

Good luck getting rid of the Space Lawyers - They're worse than Kudzu or Space Herpies.
Darth Espectro
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-08-08 17:53:14 UTC
Lol, is there even a court in New Eden that will take this case? What is this even about?
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#18 - 2013-08-08 18:40:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
Darth Espectro wrote:
Lol, is there even a court in New Eden that will take this case? What is this even about?

How else shall generous, publicly-minded citizens ensure the masses get what they so justly deserve?
Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
#19 - 2013-08-08 19:05:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Zero Sum Gain
Greetings, I would like to offer my services as defense attorney for The New Order, James, and gankers everywhere.

I've spent the last month studying the veracity of this so called "loophole", and let me assure you it is just the latest piece of barratry the ambulance chasers have contrived.

Don't let these frivolous claims intimidate you into making an isk settlement, that's exactly what they're after.

Legal precedent is on YOUR side, call now!
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#20 - 2013-08-08 20:30:35 UTC
Zero Sum Gain wrote:
Greetings, I would like to offer my services as defense attorney for The New Order, James, and gankers everywhere.

I've spent the last month studying the veracity of this so called "loophole", and let me assure you it is just the latest piece of barratry the ambulance chasers have contrived.

Don't let these frivolous claims intimidate you into making an isk settlement, that's exactly what they're after.

Legal precedent is on YOUR side, call now!

The customary fees and rates apply, one presumes?
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