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The Miners vs James 315: The largest class action suit in the History of New Eden

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Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
#21 - 2013-08-08 22:43:17 UTC
Plastic Psycho wrote:
Zero Sum Gain wrote:
Greetings, I would like to offer my services as defense attorney for The New Order, James, and gankers everywhere.

I've spent the last month studying the veracity of this so called "loophole", and let me assure you it is just the latest piece of barratry the ambulance chasers have contrived.

Don't let these frivolous claims intimidate you into making an isk settlement, that's exactly what they're after.

Legal precedent is on YOUR side, call now!

The customary fees and rates apply, one presumes?



I'm taking this case pro boner.
Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2013-08-09 02:59:00 UTC
This isn't my real hair, it's my judge's wig dyed red. As a fully qualified Space-Judge I would be more than happy to oversee this case and ensure both sides get a fair hearing.

Zero Sum Gain wrote:
I'm taking this case pro boner.


All rise!
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#23 - 2013-08-09 03:11:36 UTC
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
This isn't my real hair, it's my judge's wig dyed red. As a fully qualified Space-Judge I would be more than happy to oversee this case and ensure both sides get a fair hearing.

Zero Sum Gain wrote:
I'm taking this case pro boner.


All rise!

I snerked.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#24 - 2013-08-09 03:24:14 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order ?



Confirming that I want to see the Veldenaught ganked, permit or no permit.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Mike Adoulin
Hell House
Hell Dawn
#25 - 2013-08-09 15:23:47 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Confirming that I want to see the Veldenaught ganked, permit or no permit.



As a mathematical exercise......assuming t2 guns/ammo/etc and max skills....just how many Ganknado's would it take to pop the Veldnaught?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

For extra credit, also include a figure for Oracle's, Talos's (blaster fit), and Naga's (rail fit).

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Frostys Virpio
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-08-09 18:20:59 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Confirming that I want to see the Veldenaught ganked, permit or no permit.



As a mathematical exercise......assuming t2 guns/ammo/etc and max skills....just how many Ganknado's would it take to pop the Veldnaught?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

For extra credit, also include a figure for Oracle's, Talos's (blaster fit), and Naga's (rail fit).


1st People would need to know the fit chribba use on the veldnaught.

2nd Nagas would probably use blaster because rail range is useless in a gank.
Babatunde B Babatunde
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2013-08-17 11:30:27 UTC
Ok guys listen up, first of all I would like to thank you all for the support so far, I have made plenty of Isk -- which will go straight into case funds.

The court date at the Supreme Court of the New Order is set for:

Friday 15th August 2014 at 04:20 EVE time

The location will be Kamio, this may upset some people as they might have expected Halaima, but I can assure you that it is a venue issue.

Please kindly continue to send me Isk so I can build an even stronger case against the New Order menace,

God Speed,

Babatunde B Babatunde -- Angel of High sec Justice

o/






Manny Moons
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2013-08-17 15:33:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Manny Moons
Babatunde B Babatunde wrote:
The court date at the Supreme Court of the New Order is set for:

Friday 15th August 2014 at 04:20 EVE time


I was hoping to attend this trial in person, but I have a recurring 4:20 appointment on my calendar.

Mr. Babatunde's litigation skills are nothing short of amazing. He was instrumental in arranging for the recent expungement of my criminal record. Thanks to him, I am once again able to fly freely among the good citizens of New Eden.

Mr. Babatunde's knowledge of the inner workings of the New Order is extensive. If there is one space lawyer in the universe who can get the miners of highsec the justice they truly deserve, it is Babatunde B Babatunde, Esq.
ExookiZ
The Dark Space Initiative
Initiative Mercenaries
#29 - 2013-08-18 13:42:14 UTC
I am bored at work and cant figure out what this thread is about for the life of me. Carry on

Event Organizer of EVE North East

dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-08-18 16:42:22 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order?


Chribba marches to the beat of his own drum, mines in titans and dreads and don't give a **** about some stinking code...

No matter how many miners James 315 kills, there will always the be one unbreakable hi-sec miner, the true messiah of hi-sec.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.

Cauldron Asai
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2013-08-18 21:09:59 UTC
if the glove don't fit ...
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2013-08-19 16:24:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Malcolm Shinhwa
Every case needs at least two lawyers, not even the great Babatunde B Babatunde can take both sides of the table. But who to get? Is there another space lawyer available? Yes, yes there is.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#33 - 2013-08-19 17:30:30 UTC
What does it take to bump the veldnaught far enough from a belt so it could not mine?
Nigerian Investors
The Vendunari
End of Life
#34 - 2013-08-20 05:08:57 UTC
William Walker wrote:
Nigerian-esque money grabbing schemes? I love it!


As a legal representative of the holy royal family of Nigeria I applaud your appreciation of my family business.
Please send my 5mil isk and your karma will be doubled!
Celly S
Neutin Local LLC
#35 - 2013-08-27 00:38:36 UTC
Ahhhh, yet another code/knight/ect, ect thread...
sorry that I missed this one.

of course my views of the whole "new order, psychopath cult" or the delusions of it's founder have not changed, but, I will still defend their right to play the game that way if they wish to.

I guess I have to pay more attention to the forums for these funny threads and
Nice work on the website, some funny stories there...

o/
Celly Smunt

Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal. Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular. Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself. A sandwich can be a great motivator.

Celly S
Neutin Local LLC
#36 - 2013-08-27 00:39:49 UTC
Nigerian Investors wrote:
William Walker wrote:
Nigerian-esque money grabbing schemes? I love it!


As a legal representative of the holy royal family of Nigeria I applaud your appreciation of my family business.
Please send my 5mil isk and your karma will be doubled!




ROFL...
nice

o/

Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal. Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular. Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself. A sandwich can be a great motivator.

Tinker Vuld
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2013-08-27 00:42:55 UTC
Good bump Celly, that reminds me BBB seems to have met with mischief...here

www.minerbumping.com - study it, live it, breathe it, for The Code shall set you free.

Tara Read
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#38 - 2013-08-27 00:48:22 UTC
Forget BBB miners...

BETTER CALL SAUL!! Pirate
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#39 - 2013-08-27 02:59:17 UTC
dexington wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order?


Chribba marches to the beat of his own drum, mines in titans and dreads and don't give a **** about some stinking code...

No matter how many miners James 315 kills, there will always the be one unbreakable hi-sec miner, the true messiah of hi-sec.

Chribba has an honorary permit, because who wants to annoy the Veldgod?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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William Walker
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2013-08-27 08:24:42 UTC
Looks like Batabunde took the money, wire transferred it to a Somalian cover account where the track gets lost, then biomassed.

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